BIRTHDAY WEEK #2 + "BIG BIRTHDAY BASH" - Not just a mechanic in Say-kee-row

[Shabobus]

Phil said several times during the marathon that he didn't want to do them too often, that he wanted to only do them once in a while to keep them special. So of course he immediately announces he's doing another not even a month later.

 

[Perspicacity]

Phil has literally been fundraising for these back taxes for like two years and received over 30k worth of donations, it's fucking insanity. DSP is the greatest e-beggar of all time, he's absolutely shameless, he's a 36 year old man with no fucking pride. Hey kiddies steal your parents credit cards and donate to me, don't subscribe just send me tips so I get the money right away. Email me and maybe we can make a deal "wink wink" for some nice cash "donations". I swear it's the most disgusting, unbelievable, money grubbing behavior on the internet. It's fucking brilliant, milk those desperately lonely tweens DSP, time to get the horse a new saddle and ride into the sunset. Amazing content.

 

[Schmeckel]

0%. DSP can't even go to the store by himself. There's no way he's going to a 70K+ person stadium when it would be more enjoyable for a hermit like him to watch from home.

While he's deathly afraid of being seen in public...if you've ever been to a WWE show, you'll see hundreds if not thousands of 30-something, pasty white, flabby, balding, dumpy looking males that could pass for being DSP. Dave would blend in and nobody would bat an eye. The ONLY way he'd flip his shit is if there was another "DSP GET A JOB" sign in the crowd that showed up on the Titan-tron and the crowd started chanting "DSP-GET A JOB -clap clap clap-clap-clap" during some women's match (also known as "the bathroom break").

 

[Sparkletor]

0%. DSP can't even go to the store by himself. There's no way he's going to a 70K+ person stadium when it would be more enjoyable for a hermit like him to watch from home.

I agree! Phil would never go to Wrestlemania.

Here's a video of Phil and Rambo at Wrestlemania.

Wrestlemania 29 Vlogs - AWESOME Floor Seats!

This is footage from our trip to NY/NJ for Wrestlemania 29. http://www.thekingofhate.com http://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil for live streaming gameplay http:/...

youtu.be

 

[Salubrious]

I agree! Phil would never go to Wrestlemania.

Here's a video of Phil and Rambo at Wrestlemania.

Wrestlemania 29 Vlogs - AWESOME Floor Seats!

This is footage from our trip to NY/NJ for Wrestlemania 29. http://www.thekingofhate.com http://www.twitch.tv/darksydephil for live streaming gameplay http:/...

youtu.be

Oh wow, I legit have never seen this video.

Take about better days. It's kind of sad how happy DSP was back then compared to now.

 

[harbinger]

...during some women's match (also known as "the bathroom break").

Funny enough, this year’s Wrestlemania’s Main Event is a women’s match.

 

[BallBuster]

Oh wow, I legit have never seen this video.

Take about better days. It's kind of sad how happy DSP was back then compared to now.

This just adds credence to my theory. He could easily fly into Newark on Saturday and get a hotel in the area which puts him 15-25 minutes away from the stadium. Because he is not Vloging his trip it’s easy for him to hide.

He only runs the risk of being identified at the event but that might be a risk he is willing to take.

And let’s face it, even if he is spotted and outed do you really think his fans are going to care? It will prove yet again that he is a liar and a scam artist and used their money for something other than what he said, but they will continue to give him more.

 

[Schmeckel]

Funny enough, this year’s Wrestlemania’s Main Event is a women’s match.

Oh, so the show ends early. Cool.

 

[Raven'sChild]

I know it isn't worth asking, but why is pretending he never did a marathon before? Indy marathon, Christmas marathon, Halloween marathon, one of his 3 Patreon ideas is doing marathons. He's also done "efforts to raise funds" for taxes multiple times though i'm sure he wants fans to forget that. He even did one last year and turned around and tried doing it again shortly after just like this. It's just funny and baffling he decided for no reason this was his first marathon.

Those 'marathons' were 7-8hrs long because streaming any longer could KILL him. This 'marathon' was 12hrs long which made it a 'real' marathon...though every other marathon I've seen broadcast on Twitch was 24hrs+. 12hr streams are for the most part a regular length for most MMO streamers and some 'full time' streamers I've watched over the years...back before tips and cheers were a thing and streamers made their money off Subs, ads and merch.

 

[Salubrious]

To be fair, even though they've completely fucked up the booking, the women's main event is the most interesting match on the show most likely.

 

[JamFlowMan]

You know with the talk of WrestleMania if he wanted to attempt to attract new viewers he should simulate the Mania card for this marathon. Don't know how close he could get with roster and match stipulations of the show vs the last WWE game, but i'd imagine you could make the best of it. Plus he wouldn't actually have to play games which is a huge plus. It's a decent enough idea I hesitate to actually put it out there, but it would be kinda funny if he or his fans ended up taking an idea from a nudnik psychopath detractor so what the hell.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

You know with the talk of WrestleMania if he wanted to attempt to attract new viewers he should simulate the Mania card for this marathon. Don't know how close he could get with roster and match stipulations of the show vs the last WWE game, but i'd imagine you could make the best of it. Plus he wouldn't actually have to play games which is a huge plus. It's a decent enough idea I hesitate to actually put it out there, but it would be kinda funny if he or his fans ended up taking an idea from a nudnik psychopath detractor so what the hell.

I think this is a thing some streamers actually do. Pretty sure someone mentioned it the last time Phil did a wrestling thing. I know at the very least some streamers take silly user created content and run matches. Of course, they're just paid shills and having fans submit characters and show up to the stream to watch said characters in the game isn't real interaction, because as Phil has shown countless times Twitch interaction only counts if it is someone tipping with handheld instructions on how to perform a basic ingame task.

 

[James Smith]

He has confirmed there will be a tip goal bar.

Poll idea: How much will the goal be?

 

[Comma]

All of you nudniks thought it was DSP's narcissism that made him do this Birthday Week thing, but you were WRONG.

"It's actually Kat who has been insisting that I should really celebrate my birthday more, talk about it on stream and let people know about it"

It was Kat her idea. Not his fault. He did everything correct. Nothing he could do.

 

[Draza]

All of you nudniks thought it was DSP's narcissism that made him do this Birthday Week thing, but you were WRONG.

"It's actually Kat who has been insisting that I should really celebrate my birthday more, talk about it on stream and let people know about it"
Kat gets blamed for Birthday Week.mp4















It was Kat her idea. Not his fault. He did everything correct. Nothing he could do.

Khet not only get thrown under the bus but also used as a excuse for his awful descisions. What a great boyfriend!

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

All of you nudniks thought it was DSP's narcissism that made him do this Birthday Week thing, but you were WRONG.

"It's actually Kat who has been insisting that I should really celebrate my birthday more, talk about it on stream and let people know about it"
Kat gets blamed for Birthday Week.mp4















It was Kat her idea. Not his fault. He did everything correct. Nothing he could do.

Khet wants him talking about his birthday more so that he is distracted while she is as the Jim

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

All of you nudniks thought it was DSP's narcissism that made him do this Birthday Week thing, but you were WRONG.

"It's actually Kat who has been insisting that I should really celebrate my birthday more, talk about it on stream and let people know about it"
Kat gets blamed for Birthday Week.mp4















It was Kat her idea. Not his fault. He did everything correct. Nothing he could do.

"One week till I'm 37 years old, I think."
The guy that did a birthday week celebration last year, and another one this year, had to have his girlfriend who is not a reactive gaming streaming professional tell him to talk about his birthday. I've messed up my age before but it's normally after my birthday as it's not a huge deal after awhile. It's really not complicated to subtract current year from birth year then do a quick check to see if the date has passed.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

"One week till I'm 37 years old, I think."
The guy that did a birthday week celebration last year, and another one this year, had to have his girlfriend who is not a reactive gaming streaming professional tell him to talk about his birthday. I've messed up my age before but it's normally after my birthday as it's not a huge deal after awhile. It's really not complicated to subtract current year from birth year then do a quick check to see if the date has passed.

Crocodile nonchalance.

That self-obsessed cunt knows how god damn old he is & exactly how many days till his birthday. For fuck's sake, he went Sweet Sixteenzilla on it last year. (A Birthday Week?!) It was one of the gayest things I have ever seen a grown man do in realtime (this fact should scare you.) It was so god damn gay that even he realized how 5-alarm flamer it was. So this time he needs a patsy. Enter hired roommate.

Abracadabra, now it's not gay.

Things like this are him attempting "cunning".

 

[actually]

So this time he needs a patsy. Enter hired roommate.

LOL. He said it was Kat's idea last year too.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Crocodile nonchalance.

That self-obsessed cunt knows how god damn old he is & exactly how many days till his birthday. For fuck's sake, he went Sweet Sixteenzilla on it last year. (A Birthday Week‽) It was one of the gayest things I have ever seen a grown man do in realtime (this fact should scare you.) It was so god damn gay that even he realized how 5-alarm flamer it was. So this time he needs a patsy. Enter hired roommate.

Abracadabra, now it's not gay.

Things like this are him attempting "cunning".

He actually said the "Birthday Week Celebration" thing was Katherine's idea last year as well. It Wouldn't surprise me if he was referencing a conversation they had in March last year, when she had been living there for a month and was still pretending to be the perfect woman who loves to cook him slop and muffins, wash his gin-sweat soiled garments, clean his filthy house, and comfort his 24/7 cry-babying.

Edit: Ninja'd