Beauty in all sizes 3/18/19 - Putting glitter on a turd

[chicken wings]

Doesn't just apply to Amber but when you still look like a trashfire without all that goop on your face, you're still fucked. Sorry gorl.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

She’s been wanting to “experiment more with eyeshadow” for the last three years.

I wonder what her hypotheses were, and if she had the good sense to control the familywise error rate on her contrasts.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Gotta buy all that makeup so you can look good on your funeral booboo

Human bodies after death are pretty disgusting even under the best circumstances. Just imagine how much shit is going to spew out of her orifices post-mortem. Not to mention the smell. If she's left for a while, flies and maggots as well. Hell; there's already flies and cockroaches, and if she has untreated sores, maggots will live on her and off of her even while she's still alive.

Pretty sure the Hazmat team that will be tasked with removing the body will roll her up into a bag that at best will be opened for an autopsy (Giant human bigger than most other animals died? Wonder why that happened?!) before being cut up and put in an oven.

No need for makeup. Maybe Necky can wear some to the wake at Cheesecake Factory.

AFAIK you are supposed to put on highlighter with your fingers, I don't know why she doesn't just smear some hair grease onto her cheeks though. There's no point in doing anything to contour her face anyway.

Amber trying to contour her face is like putting highlighter on a balloon.

 

[New & Improved Username]

She really is not one of those "such a pretty face" fatties. Her face is average-not bad
(or would be minus the fat).

I had previously only watched her latest Torrid haul where she actually puts on the clothes on my laptop and tonight I watched it on my tv. It was SO MUCH fucking worse/more awesome on the bigger screen.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I had previously only watched her latest Torrid haul where she actually puts on the clothes on my laptop and tonight I watched it on my tv. It was SO MUCH fucking worse/more awesome on the bigger screen.

This should be the new Rick Roll to Netflix and Chill. Poof. Torrid Haul.

So I sat through the Vidya in my office and fully digested it's contents. I then, I swear to God , went to Panda Express for friend rice and orange chicken.

I think it was subliminal.

 

[easyaf]

ETA: That palette with the yellows and golds are really gonna compliment her jaundiced complexion.

Genuinely, my first thought at seeing that range of shades was that she was going to look like she had two half-healed black eyes. The first set wouldn't be bad for her colour-wise, but other than that I don't think she's made very usable choices for herself.

 

[Damaged Goods]

After taking in this majestic display of beauty, all I can think about is the awe in Becky's voice when she said AL was out of her league. I just can't even imagine how bad someone's self-esteem must be to feel that inferior to our gorl

 

[Domo Kitties]

Damn, she is looking noticeably fatter this video. Her face is really bloated.

I'm sure it's just another 50 pounds of waturh weight.

 

[EH 110]

After taking in this majestic display of beauty, all I can think about is the awe in Becky's voice when she said AL was out of her league. I just can't even imagine how bad someone's self-esteem must be to feel that inferior to our gorl

I find them equally ugly, fat, lazy, and stupid. Well, Amber is a bit fatter than Becky, and Becky is slightly uglier than Amber - so that balances them out. They're well matched, IMO.

 

[Lulu Diamonds]

All that makeup and not a single brow product

 

[WhatHappenedToOurSociety]

All that makeup and not a single brow product

Brow products are really not necessary, as she no longer has any! LOL!

 

[Silver Surfer]

Do AL and Kailyn know each other? They have so much in common, especially now that Amber is on the makeup bandwagon.

 

[Long time lurker]

The thing is though, she bought those four (stupid) palettes for $15 per one. Each of those palettes has 10 pans in it, so she paid $60 for 40 pans (can I do maths? If not, let me know) when she could have just purchased the original Jaclyn Hill Vault palette (I know there was a lot of drama around it but I'm certain AL doesn't know that) for $38 with just 5 less pans in it.

I'm not sure I understand. Does this mean that Amber chose the colors in each pan? Because if she did...oh boy.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I'm not sure I understand. Does this mean that Amber chose the colors in each pan? Because if she did...oh boy.

No, those are not customizable palettes, but a lot of people will break down prices per pan or gram to try to get a better idea of whether something is a good price compared to other products.

 

[Snusmumriken]

It's hard to keep up with when AL actually made her videos vs when she posts them, but did she make this video directly after her Horrid haul? The makeup looks exactly the same and she's wearing the same bedsheet (even though she JUST opened a bunch of new clothes)...Was this video made before? After? Why not just put them both in the same video? What am I missing here

 

[Damaged Goods]

It's hard to keep up with when AL actually made her videos vs when she posts them, but did she make this video directly after her Horrid haul? The makeup looks exactly the same and she's wearing the same bedsheet (even though she JUST opened a bunch of new clothes)...Was this video made before? After? Why not just put them both in the same video? What am I missing here

Because she gets double the money this way. Notice how this video is barely 10 minutes long and full of useless filler? That's why.

 

[clusterfuckk]

All that makeup and not a single brow product

RIGHT?? I was thinking the same thing. Use some of those youtube bucks to get some microblading or something gorl. Eyebrows are so important; especially when your eyes are drowning in fat.

 

[Orange//Net]

she is 600lbs

Truly inspiring and insightful. The Farms never disappoint.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wart watch: Damn that thing is getting bigger and bigger.

 

[Twinkie]

RIGHT?? I was thinking the same thing. Use some of those youtube bucks to get some microblading or something gorl. Eyebrows are so important; especially when your eyes are drowning in fat.

why bother? that's like tattooing eyebrows on an actual barnyard pig