Beauty in all sizes 3/18/19 - Putting glitter on a turd

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Big AL must have spent hundreds of dollars on that stuff. If AL really wanted to show herself some "self care," she would of cut back on her eating and spending.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

AL is ugly inside. Even at a healthy weight she would be an incredibly toxic human and generally unpleasant to be around or watch.

Exactly! The weight is a symptom. Not the actual problem of what is all wrong and disgusting with AL. As she piles on even more weight and goes from practically house bound to bed bound, her personality will become even more rancid.

 

[Fupacabra]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

True, but Al thinks that Skinny Feels is a bakery where they sell deep fried Oreos.

 

[Bitchboy95]

She's worried saying "sex" will get her demonitized, but frequently filmed her ex gf in the shower and on the toilet

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Albert has CLOUT gorl, don't you forget she is a internet superstahhh. That makeup is not high brow enough for her.

I don't know about CLOUT but I bet she has GOUT.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I am 100% prepared to believe that mascara is better than sex with Amber.

Well, applying mascara is an activity she actually performs.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Big AL must have spent hundreds of dollars on that stuff. If AL really wanted to show herself some "self care," she would of cut back on her eating and spending.

Like she’d want to do that. Her idea of “self care” probably comes from the social media she uses. To her, “self care” translates into “pampering myself”. The problem is is that Al pampers herself all the time so she needs to do the opposite of that to care for herself. I think she either forgets or doesn’t understand that self care includes things like seeing a doctor, bathing regularly and eating decently. To her, self care is just buying junk, eating crap and writing generic inspirational quotes in her many journals.

 

[pecansandies]

is there any twinkie footage at all? because that's the only way I'm going to watch this horseshit. The second she said "haul" I clicked away because I've had to be an adult all day and I don't want to hear our gorl show off some underwhelming gorbage while saying "KYOOOOOOTE" 50 times in rapid succession

I see no beauty in anyone over 300 pounds.

I once had 3 saturday nights on a friday night with a giant Scandinavian strongman who looked like he ate trees for breakfast. Easily over 300lbs. He was pretty beautiful.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Big AL must have spent hundreds of dollars on that stuff. If AL really wanted to show herself some "self care," she would of cut back on her eating and spending.

Because I'm petty, I went to Ulta's website and tallied all the items up and it was $113 before tax (free shipping). The thing is though, she bought those four (stupid) palettes for $15 per one. Each of those palettes has 10 pans in it, so she paid $60 for 40 pans (can I do maths? If not, let me know) when she could have just purchased the original Jaclyn Hill Vault palette (I know there was a lot of drama around it but I'm certain AL doesn't know that) for $38 with just 5 less pans in it.
inb4 say "palette" on more time.

It just goes to show - once again! - how foolish Amber is with her money. Those eyeshadows will be tossed aside in no time, barely touched, just like so many Torrid clothes we saw once and then never again (thank god for those highly requested hauls).

 

[ghosttown17]

To be honest, I've always thought Amber has nice facial features. If she was actually successful at losing weight, she'd be gorgeous - but it's unfortunate she can't do anything about that horrid personality.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If she was actually successful at losing weight, she'd be gorgeous

I don’t think she’d be gorgeous per se. She would have all that loose skin that would need to be removed. Also, without makeup she looks washed out. I think the most I would rate her if she were skinny would be 5/10. She has nice features, but nowhere near model territory.

 

[ghosttown17]

I don’t think she’d be gorgeous per se. She would have all that loose skin that would need to be removed. Also, without makeup she looks washed out. I think the most I would rate her if she were skinny would be 5/10. She has nice features, but nowhere near model territory.

Actually agreed. Not gorgeous, but she'd be okay looking lmao.

 

[pecansandies]

Actually agreed. Not gorgeous, but she'd be okay looking lmao.

she'd be like a jugalette 10 which is a regular 6.5

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

The background looks like she's on her bed because she's too big for chairs.

She is definitely on her bed. You can see the pillow mountain range behind her. The left pillow is Mount Beetus, the center and tallest pillow is Mount Denial, and the right pillow is Mount Orange Chicken.

 

[Ma the meatloaf]

how she catches things with those sausages on her hand

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

she'd be like a jugalette 10 which is a regular 6.5

I wonder how much money it would take for hamber to paint her face like a jugalette?

I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[saltyjohn69]

This is how much AL spent on this haul:

Spoiler

ULTA
Crystal Quartz brush set $29
Better than Sex mascara $24
4 Jaclyn Hill palettes (jesus christ)
$15 each x 4 = $60

WOMMART
Hairbrushes $5.88
Fake eyelashes $4.98
Elf eyelid primer (2) $4.00
Lipscrub $3.97
Elf face primer $6.00
Goody bobby pins $1.94
Body spray $5.52
Lotion $3.97
Highlighting powder $6.00
White eyeliner $5.48
Eyelash glue $2.98
Straightener $24.92
Bath & BodyWorks candles
(including classics like Sun-drenched "Lenin")
$24.50 each x 4 = $98

GRAND TOTAL: $286.64
This pales in comparison to what she spends on Torrid but I guarantee most of this will go untouched. Gorl, where you goin'? You rarely leave the house and you only look presentable because you filmed your last two videos on the same day.

I'm trying really hard to imagine AL walking into Cheesecake Factory after following a James Charles tutorial. Fake eyelashes, 5 different shades of eyeshadow, and smelling like that cheap Wommart formaldehyde perfume. How can Becky resist?

 

[ADHD]

Good. That's $286.64 that won't get spent on food.

 

[Twinkie]

Of course Amberlynn would blow all this money right before Ulta's biggest sales of the year. I know, I know she's soooo rich she doesn't have to shop the sales honey boo boo. It's still stupid to buy something when if you wait a few days you can get it 50% off

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

I can’t bring myself to watch. The screenshots alread tell me it’s just another haul video of shit she doesn’t need and will never use. Just taking up more space in that house. Didn’t she already get a shit-ton of makeup related products for Christmas?