Beauty in all sizes 3/18/19 - Putting glitter on a turd

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don't be so cruel to the pig

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Al could look like a supermodel and I still wouldn’t like her because her personality is atrocious.

That’s what I agree on. Even if she lost the weight and was much smaller, she’d still be a gigantic cunt.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Amber is shaped like an overstuffed sack of laundry boo boo

or a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.

 

[dookerbewitt]

Good God you can hear the fat overtaking her sinus walls when she speaks.

 

[She gonna explode]

The makeup haul felt like another parody, it reminded me so much of the orange chicken debacle, silly over reactions stupid faces znd that super annoying voice! I cant comment on the rest of the video, I had to switch it off.

As for how beautiful she is...she is a hell of a lot less atttractive than she thinks she is. I gag everytime she tells us how pretty she is, how many men ogled her etc. She really is deluded!

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

She looks like a mutant version of a cabbage patch kid.

I was put in mind of a garbage pail kid.

They might be unfortunate looking just like our gorl, but unlike Amber they're not the villains.

 

[JambledUpWords]

As for how beautiful she is...she is a hell of a lot less atttractive than she thinks she is. I gag everytime she tells us how pretty she is, how many men ogled her etc. She really is deluded!

She probably thinks she’s pretty because she only really looks at herself from the neck up. It’s crazy she goes on about needing self love though since she seems to already have an unwarranted high opinion of herself. She doesn’t even do much and she thinks that she’s being some sort of humanitarian by having a YouTube channel. Al’s not that special. There are thousands of YouTube channels that do what she does better than her and weigh a lot less.

 

[Maxliam]

I was put in mind of a garbage pail kid.
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They might be unfortunate looking just like our gorl, but unlike Amber they're not the villains.

But they can do anything by working with each other, lalala lalalalalaaaaa.

All this disgusting pig can do is be even more disgusting than characters designed to be disgusting.

 

[JambledUpWords]

But they can do anything by working with each other, lalala lalalalalaaaaa.

All this disgusting pig can do is be even more disgusting than characters designed to be disgusting.

The Garbage Pail Kids movie didn’t even show the moral of the story well. I think the moral was supposed to be “real beauty is on the inside” but the Garbage Pail Kids were rude, obnoxious and gross (much like Al). At least in the movie, the Kids can sew ugly clothes (which takes more skill than whatever Al’s “job” is).

 

[Maxliam]

The Garbage Pail Kids movie didn’t even show the moral of the story well. I think the moral was supposed to be “real beauty is on the inside” but the Garbage Pail Kids were rude, obnoxious and gross (much like Al). At least in the movie, the Kids can sew ugly clothes (which takes more skill than whatever Al’s “job” is).

Being Jabba the Hutt's stunt double can't be easy, except for the slave Leia part.

 

[Barbarella]

This is the bedbound saga. Girl can’t go anywhere now, and all she does all day is eat, watch TV, and do online shopping.

She has to keep putting out content, and mukbangs get too much hate, and she’s still trying to pretend like she’s trying to lose.

That leaves hauls (and occasional 100 days of trying updates). .She’s buying this stuff to entertain us and keep her channel going. She doesn’t really want it but she’s not creative enough to think of anything else to do while she’s immobile. She also has to show us she can afford this crap, more bad makeup than she’ll ever use.

So we get hauls. Well probably get a couple of GRWM vids where she uses that awful chalky shadow. Maybe a smeared raw mascara video. Till the next box comes in.

That’s it. That’s what the bedbound saga is about now. She’s turning into your hoarder grandma who spends her days buying from QVC.

Until she has a medical event, it’s just her, pillow mountain, and cheap crap.

 

[JerkyPirate]

Haha, that she'd even be able to wear falsies - her face is so fat her chunky eyelids would force those things right off.

Also, I'm not sure where people are getting that she has nice facial features. The only time she looks "nice" is when she has eyeliner on and maybe that's where people suppose if the fat melted away she has nice features? Her nose is ridiculous, its bulbous and upturned, with a huge mole on the side of it. Her mouth has permanent dark frown lines, who can tell if she has any cheekbones to speak of and last of all her fuckin Peter Griffin chin. All that and her shitty narc personality.

ETA: That palette with the yellows and golds are really gonna compliment her jaundiced complexion.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

The Garbage Pail Kids movie didn’t even show the moral of the story well. I think the moral was supposed to be “real beauty is on the inside” but the Garbage Pail Kids were rude, obnoxious and gross (much like Al). At least in the movie, the Kids can sew ugly clothes (which takes more skill than whatever Al’s “job” is).

Can I just say, I'm verklempt at finding a community with members who are versant with the narrative and characterisations in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

 

[drtoboggan]

Her head could be used as a dodgeball.

 

[Long time lurker]

she is 600lbs

No. She over 600lb now.

There is no other reason she would buy brand new makeup like this when she brags about how long her shitty old stuff would last her.

There is one reason I can think of. She can't pretend to fit in the clothes she buys anymore. It wouldn't surprise me if the next few haul videos are of journals, ordaments and nail polish.

It wasn't high enough quality for Amber's standards.

She's probably also forgotten that she received it, and if she does remember, it's probably buried somewhere beneath her hoard of garbage and she'd rather buy new stuff than look for it.

I mean, she couldn't even bend over to pick up one of the brushes that she was going to show in this video. It's possible her gifts were close at hand - 20 lb ago - but she can't reach them anymore.

I don't know about CLOUT but I bet she has GOUT.

I doubt it. Amber doesn't care much about animal protein. Her thing is carbohydrates.

 

[Gorl68]

This whole "self love/care" trend is so annoying and cancerous. It just exists for people to pat themselves on the back and buy shit they don't need (candles, bath bombs, lots of shitty makeup, and the most cringey is crystals) because they "deserve it". Most of these people are fat and using this shit to avoid the self care they really need. Bitch is 600lb talking about self care, please go.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

No. She over 600lb now.

Listen, even the haydurs are so broken they're willing to just call 605 or 610 lbs. an even 600. How much does it really matter at this point?

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

Albert has CLOUT gorl, don't you forget she is a internet superstahhh. That makeup is not high brow enough for her.

She’d watch the videos where he eats fast food in other countries, declare that fast food and Red Bull are what he eats all day every day, and then wonder why she isn’t a skinneh layjund.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

All those palettes and no place to go. Well, no place she is physically capable of going. So when she isn't binging (which only takes her 45 minutes or so), she has oodles of time to endlessly paint her fat face and eyefuck herself on her phone. Life goals, gorls.

 

[Xenomorph]

This is how much AL spent on this haul:



GRAND TOTAL: $286.64
This pales in comparison to what she spends on Torrid but I guarantee most of this will go untouched. Gorl, where you goin'? You rarely leave the house and you only look presentable because you filmed your last two videos on the same day.

I'm trying really hard to imagine AL walking into Cheesecake Factory after following a James Charles tutorial. Fake eyelashes, 5 different shades of eyeshadow, and smelling like that cheap Wommart formaldehyde perfume. How can Becky resist?

It's for her to try and catfish online thing is, shes 250 pounds heavier than she was when she caught the Dustmeister. So at the rate she is going she would need someone so slow they can't even speak.