Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

Something important to know about Karlach, so click at your own risk:
She WILL penetrate you anally.
You know, I saw some people mocking others for “getting mad about a barbaian girl pegging them”, but from what I understood, it was more of a camera angle thing since she “takes control” in the situation.

How much of a “disapproval” hit do characters tend to take when you turn them down for a full romance?

On a different note, I keep feeling like I should be killing that Strange Ox, but I feel like I should ride it out to the end. Killing it seems to obvious.
 
You know, I saw some people mocking others for “getting mad about a barbaian girl pegging them”, but from what I understood, it was more of a camera angle thing since she “takes control” in the situation.
That's true, to some extent.
That scene is the final one for that particular romance, and it's basically the one that locks you with said partner. And as someone who experienced that scene in one of my campaigns, let me tell you brother, I felt like such a bitch, and a cheap one at that.
I'm not 100% sure, but I do believe they made it so that the sex scenes are the same, no matter your sex, so they had to do some camera angle fuckery and choose positions to make it as androgynous as possible. I blame the current pozzed modern times, because you didn't have to deal with this shit in Dragon Age Origins.
Regardless, that scene soured me so much on that character, that later I started a new campaign and chose Shart and I have not regretted it a moment since.
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I don’t know what this “Constitution Saving Throw” is in the Last Light Inn, but I’m damn sure gonna pass it no matter how many resets it takes.
 
On a different note, I keep feeling like I should be killing that Strange Ox, but I feel like I should ride it out to the end. Killing it seems to obvious.
I kinda love the Strange Ox, he reminds me of the Shifty-Looking Cow from Mass Effect. Haven’t figured him out yet but the interactions with him so far have been entertaining.
 
I kinda love the Strange Ox, he reminds me of the Shifty-Looking Cow from Mass Effect. Haven’t figured him out yet but the interactions with him so far have been entertaining.
In Act 2 you can see what he's thinking about.
In Act 3 he hails Cyric.
That's enough clues to know what he's all about potentially, but in the game he's just another potential ally for the final battle. To be quite honest, you don't need any allies for that fight, but having a cow present for that final council, with everyone together, is really funny and so surreal.
I don't understand how this character got made a companion. He's literally the biggest nothing burger and meme nigger ever. I would trade him for a bag of farts.
When Orin kidnapped him and I arrived at the temple, I was like "whatever bitch, cut him and lets get this fight over with"
 
So when I finally got a successful Constitution Saving Tgrow Right before the Last Light Inn fight, the battle started with FF Marcus running past Isobel, my character, and Karlach to hit everyone with that Vampire blast suck. Then I melted his health bar having Lae’zel hit him twice with that special Gith sword, then used her “double turn” ability to hit him twice again, and then Karlach finished him off with an ax to the back. After that, it was a cakewalk keeping Isobel safe, especially after she Turned three of the demons at once and everyone downstairs decimated the two demons that weren’t able to get upstairs.

This is such a fun game.
 
I made a dark urge human barbarian based off the Diablo 2 barbarian with duel wield. I have come to the conclusion Lae’zel is not best girl but best woman.
 
I was just following rouge deceptions options.

Not that I’m complaining, mind you. I did something earlier with a good fat lady. I just wasn’t expecting it.
Monk is like barbarian in dialogue but in reverse. Instead of screaming autistically at people you make backhanded insults/compliments until people kill themselves.
Or confuse them with ice cream koans. Either way.
 
I made another Durge for the fun of it. Oath of Vengeance Paladin too. Last Durge I made I didn't talk to the squirrel in the Druid grove. Did this time and I lost my shit laughing at her just fucking punting the thing into a rock. Karlach's reaction to it made me laugh even harder.

 
Well I just finished it. 80 hours and 300 quicksaves but I only had like 4 real saves. Thought about writing a longer post about certain elements but decided not to do so, since I'm retarded and everyone has already talked about everything. Overall, I considered the game 'pretty good'. I burned out hard by the time I got to Baldur's Gate and I have no interest in replaying the game until there's a definitive edition.
 
3 TRADERS IN ONE LOCATION?!

Man, stealing back what I spend is gonna be a pain in the ass. Especially since I’m surround by people and a scrying orb.

Alternatively, I am carrying so much gold now that I’m having to have other characters carry part of it so I can move properly, so maybe I should actually spend some.
 
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