Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Have Astarion wait around in the creche whilst you steal the mace.
Don't ask me why, just trust me, the scene you'll get will be worth it.

He is a tad annoyed.

 

[Max Free]

Some of the voice actors are doing a playthrough of their game. Notably Jennifer English (Shadowheart), Devora Wilde (Lae'zel) and Neil Newbon (Astarion) all are doing amateur playthrough of BG3. You can find them easily if you use proper search terms on YT, but be warned: It's very cringy.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

all are doing amateur playthrough of BG3

As opposed to a competitive playthrough lmao.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

As opposed to a competitive playthrough lmao.

He means they don't play games so they have no idea what they're doing.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Have Astarion wait around in the creche whilst you steal the mace.
Don't ask me why, just trust me, the scene you'll get will be worth it.

Spoiler: In case you’ve passed it already

 

[FatalTater]

I watched some gameplay on Neil Newbon's channel. It's fun and would certainly make others feel better about they way they play it. lol

edit -

Spoiler: shitposting

Is Cazador played by Liz Fong-Jones? I'm definitely getting LFJ vibes there.

 

[The Fair Lady]

The only VA stream clip I've watched was the one of Neil's character dying to Astarion becaused he failed a roll during the first bite scene. Was pretty hilarious.

 

[God of Nothing]

The only VA stream clip I've watched was the one of Neil's character dying to Astarion becaused he failed a roll during the first bite scene. Was pretty hilarious.

the vampire aids were too much for him

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

He means they don't play games so they have no idea what they're doing.

Oh I know. I just got a chuckle form it since you have those speedrunner fags that call anyone that plays a game normally a 'casual'

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Man, I love spending a ton of good at a trader’s buying great items only to turn around and steal all the gold back. I’m walking around with 20k gold.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Man I guess I fucked myself over taking a break from the game because I have no motivation to complete this thing. Worst part is I'm like 2 fights away from the end.

I still need to do the Raphael fight so maybe that might boost my spirits.

 

[blablabla]

Man I guess I fucked myself over taking a break from the game because I have no motivation to complete this thing. Worst part is I'm like 2 fights away from the end.

I still need to do the Raphael fight so maybe that might boost my spirits.

same, finished act 2 and went fuck this im out.

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

I have 2 dark urge characters now one is a vengeance paladin based on an actual tabletop character of mine actively fighting their urge and the other is Akara the vile a cleric of tiamat who actively revels in the violence

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Man I guess I fucked myself over taking a break from the game because I have no motivation to complete this thing. Worst part is I'm like 2 fights away from the end.

I still need to do the Raphael fight so maybe that might boost my spirits.

I have similarly stalled at about 33% completion of Act 3.

My character is a misanthropic bard that likes to tell people to stop being a whiny bitch and to shove thing up their stink ditch.

It was funny when I shoved Isobel off the balcony of the Inn using my Repulsor ability. At that point I was like "Yeah, you can have the body, but don't expect her daddy to be happy about seeing her corpse."

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I have similarly stalled at about 33% completion of Act 3.

My character is a misanthropic bard that likes to tell people to stop being a whiny bitch and to shove thing up their stink ditch.

It was funny when I shoved Isobel off the balcony of the Inn using my Repulsor ability. At that point I was like "Yeah, you can have the body, but don't expect her daddy to be happy about seeing her corpse."

I think this game proves that I am the single most unimaginative person ever. I've been playing this game completely straight. Also doesn't help that I've picked the most boring party of the game it seems (Shadow, Wyll, Gale)

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m playing a heroic rogue who doesn’t want a single thing to do with tadpoles in the brain and any powers they give. I also keep every single non-magical ring I find in a little extra pouch I pick up. I also take every single book or note or letter I can find. I am literally always 5pounds away from being encumbered at all times.

And obviously I pickpocket every coin a trader has from them.

 

[Estate]

Man I guess I fucked myself over taking a break from the game because I have no motivation to complete this thing. Worst part is I'm like 2 fights away from the end.

I still need to do the Raphael fight so maybe that might boost my spirits.

Raphael place and fight is in top 3 in this game. You'll also get some insight and chuckles by reading the various lore items around. There's also Harleep and using Speak with Dead on him, that also made me laugh.
I finished the game, because I wanted to see the conclusions to everyone and I was satisfied, thou I will admit that it still needs some work and that I would've preferred a slideshow ending.

I think this game proves that I am the single most unimaginative person ever. I've been playing this game completely straight. Also doesn't help that I've picked the most boring party of the game it seems (Shadow, Wyll, Gale)

The only thing wrong with what you said is taking Wyll in your party. Might as well have a wet sock flopping around.
Outside of that, there's nothing wrong with playing as yourself. You can be anyone physically, but self insert from a moral and intellectual point of view. If you really want to be faggy about it, you can just think you're some isekai weeb nigga, and you're on a quest to get some color coded bitches for your harem.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

for act three, i ended up skipping most side content since i already reach max level and the city itself was a buggy mess, i didn't bother exploring it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well, Karlach can now touch people, Lae’zel has had her entire worldview rocked, and Shadowheart is…yet to have her big storyline twist. I guess I have to actually decide who to romance now.

I’m more conflicted about this than I originally thought I’d be. I’m leaning more toward Lae’zel because I’m interested in where her story’s going, but Shadowheart hasn’t had her big reveal yet, so I’m curious about that as well. Karlach I was originally all for, but I can’t imagine the whole “gotta go back to living in hell” thing is going to turn out happy either way.

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Well, Karlach can now touch people, Lae’zel has had her entire worldview rocked, and Shadowheart is…yet to have her big storyline twist. I guess I have to actually decide who to romance now.

I’m more conflicted about this than I originally thought I’d be. I’m leaning more toward Lae’zel because I’m interested in where her story’s going, but Shadowheart hasn’t had her big reveal yet, so I’m curious about that as well. Karlach I was originally all for, but I can’t imagine the whole “gotta go back to living in hell” thing is going to turn out happy either way.

Something important to know about Karlach, so click at your own risk:

Spoiler: Caveat Emptor

She WILL penetrate you anally.