💼 Careercow Antonio Brown / AB / AB84 / "Mr. Big Chest" - Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN

I need a Gronk gigachad edit to respond to this
He’s the definition of based retard. I honestly prefer his shit ass commercials to the Kelsey Wiggers. If I have to suffer through a commercial than I’d rather it be the one where I know that Gronk struggled to repeat what he was told.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8iFSP_S5h8
For the uninitiated he was always kinda retarded but really went off the deep end after this hit.
For some more NFL lore to those who care, the perpetrator of this hit is possibly the most criminally niggerish nigger I've ever seen in any sport, even by NFL standards. He spent his entire career blatantly attempting to injure others and it was flagrantly deliberate. One time he tried reaching inside an opponent's helmet to poke their eyes. An actual psychopath that wouldn't even blink at the opportunity to cripple you for life knowing he would only get like a two game suspension over it.

Please refer to this screenshot and then kill yourself for being a faggot.
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NFL players are known for foolish extravagance, but, the AB apologists are acting like bankrupting a minor league football team to the point it can't pay its bills and gets kicked out of the league.... just so the owner can have some more bling.... is a totally normal everyday thing like losing a couple thousand on a penny stock that didn't pan out.

This was a generational talent causing generational ruination even by pro football standards.


"AB spent his team into bankruptcy to the point Holiday Inn had to hold their luggage because he couldn't pay for their rooms."

"Yeah, but, what about the fact Gronk can't give a good interview?!?!?!? Huh? It's all the fault of CTE!"

Nah, he was obviously like that all the time.

LMAO, holy shit I completely forgot about that one! Dude literally raided the coffers and left the team high and dry. They went from being arena league champions 2 years in a row, to going through 3 or 4 head coaches and folding within 4 months of AB buying into the team ownership. The fact that he was out partying and throwing furniture off of hotel balconies while his team literally were thrown out in the street with nothing but the shirts on their backs is especially niggerish.
 
if i were AB and I happen to be running from attempted murder, id probably pick a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US
He might have been dumb and not researched it fully. The UAE doesn't have an official treaty with the US about this but they have signed cooperatory agreements which basically mean if your a crazy nigger annoying them, they will ship you home.
 
I don't watch kneelerball but I saw some shitskin who got named "Aurelian" a couple years ago, and I almost vomited laughing so hard. What's the matter nogs, can't have pride in your own mud hut culture?
Slave masters named their slaves with ridiculous classical names to mock them for being literally the opposite of famous Romans in every way, and now sheboons are naming their kids the same things out of their own free will. "Sheeeeeeeit, I beez teachin' my daughta Cassiopeia to say fuck da whiteys!" If nogs had the mental capacity to understand irony, this would be the most ironic thing in the world.
 
Slave masters named their slaves with ridiculous classical names to mock them for being literally the opposite of famous Romans in every way, and now sheboons are naming their kids the same things out of their own free will. "Sheeeeeeeit, I beez teachin' my daughta Cassiopeia to say fuck da whiteys!" If nogs had the mental capacity to understand irony, this would be the most ironic thing in the world.
The names sound elegant, powerful, or grandiose to them. A significant number are running around with given names like Prince or King. There is at least one whose name is YourHighness.
 
Gridiron Heights:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RhcThkkQ-98The house is supposed to represent his helmet, and the hissyfit he had over having to get a new one.
I like the frozen feet thing. Burning off the sole of his feet in a cryotherapy chamber because he is too braindead to follow the instructions and wear protective shoes is one of my favorite of his antics because it's extremely ridiculous and he's not harming anyone else, it's just him hurting himself by being a total retard.
 
He has been one long never-ending self-disaster cow. As a Steelers fan i feel obligated once again to apologize for bringing him into the spotlight.. even if his time in the NFL was inevitable.

Don't know what's wrong with him but it is major and or numerous. This is probably the best outcome. His or someone else's death can't be ruled out if he is allowed to continue.
 
Other than the previous context provided, I think it's important for people to understand why Antonio Brown is remembered/cared about by NFL fans even if he is an absolute lolcow retard. The upcoming court case will prob make OJ's seem like teeball, so it's best to be prepared.

In 2015, he had peaked in his career with the Pittsburg Steelers.
This is top 5 list of single-season receiving yards as well as single-season receptions in the history of the football.
His single game totals as a WR are also in the top ten in the all-time list.

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While this season was overshadowed by Julio Jones in 2015 statistically, he pretty much had one of the greatest seasons of all time at his position.
Unlike the Falcons at the time (only recently competitive during that period and with little history), he was on the Steelers (perpetually competing team for 10+ years with a historic fanbase).

Naturally, he received a shit-ton of publicity and was a part of the shit-ton of ads which are usually targeted to NFL fans during games.
Pizza Hut, Campbell Soups, ESPN, Madden, Pepsi, etc. You can find some online, but a lot of companies have scrubbed them off obviously.
My favorite one is this Pepsi one, where he pretends he's a chud.

He even participated in the magical madden curse, where your cousins, nephews, or sons played with his glowing smile on the cover.
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He's batshit insane now, but there was a time when he was basically a super-familiar face in the league, being talked about 24/7 while running ads around the clock.

For people who are white, it's like if Kyle Busch and the M&M car got into a huge crash and went full retard.
The replacement car was sponsored by Skittles, and Kyle Busch would just crash his car into the pit-crew instead of yelling explicatives at them.
His post-career interviews is him talking about being attracted to the green M&M during his prime driving stints.
 
Buccaneers offensive tackle Tristan Wirfs was recently on Will Compton and Taylor Lewan's podcast. Here he is talking about AB's flounce from football:
Wirfs confirms that AB was mad about not getting the ball enough.
 
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