💼 Careercow Antonio Brown / AB / AB84 / "Mr. Big Chest" - Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN

[Jonah Hill poster]

Antonio Brown could either do real prison time or he will fade into obscurity and be just another example of a career that’s been thrown into oblivion. This will be far worse than when Mike Vick went to prison for dogfighting.

 

[Trombonista]

LOL the Yahoo article starts with a video of him flouncing during the Jets game. There's a reason I put a gif of that incident in the OP.

 

[invisibult plus+]

There's a joke about "wide receiver" somewhere but I can't find it.

 

[4090 Chad]

Tom Brady is lucky to be alive between AB and Aaron Hernandez.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This is a direct hit put on him for fucking Gavin Newsom's wife.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Tom Brady is lucky to be alive between AB and Aaron Hernandez.

Tom Brady has killed more people than either of them. He’s currently trying put together a plot to have Matt Ryan commit suicide by having him become the Raiders OC.

 

[Angry Shoes]

For the uninitiated he was always kinda retarded but really went off the deep end after this hit.

 

[Moths]

There's a joke about "wide receiver" somewhere but I can't find it.

Well he's gone be doin a lot of 'wide recievin' if he's found guilty nawimsayin?

 

[Moms New Boyfriend]

The way Brady walked over to that comedian during his roast, and with a giant friendly smile leaning into the hot mic saying “Don’t say that shit again" when he started to joke about Kraft getting handies; Tom Brady has 100% killed. Probably had AB living with him to keep him in line. Maybe that's why AB ran away during a game, too many witnesses. Think about it.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

Damn thats crazy that CTE will make a nigger try to shoot someone over stolen jewelry. Truly a strange disease.

 

[Agares]

Of course he tried to hide out in Dubai. The UAE loves its blood money from tourism when it's not profiteering off of literal slavery and astroturfed influencers.

 

[Looney Troons]

How can AB fuck Gavin Newsom’s wife if he’s locked up? This shit is so fucking rigged

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Antonio Brown is a prime example of why football players are the most retarded athletes.

They usually start playing in high school and generally speaking they aren't academically gifted. They suffer repeated brain damage to their heads which haven't fully developed, they then make it to college and literally only are there for football and suffer more trauma to the brain and then if they are lucky enough they make it to the NFL where they can finally make millions of dollars and get more brain damage. And to top it all off like 70 percent of the NFL is black so the average IQ is lowered even more. A good number of them commit violent crimes such as domestic abuse, assault, vehicular homicide etc. To add to that despite making millions 80 percent of them go bankrupt because they are retarded and make poor decisions.

Antonio is just the nigger example of CTE
Gronk is just a sad example, he literally has the same mannerisms as a 12 year old and looks like he was dragged away from his COD match. Whenever he is interviewed it's like it's the first time he has ever seen a camera.

 

[Snusmumriken]

First time on this thread and it’s been a wild ride—the “This was in the span of four months” at the end of the OP knocked me out of my seat. This nigger is like if Jon Koppenhaver and Darrell Brooks had a prison baby. I wanna show him to TikTokkers who romanticize BPD for clout and ask them if this what they really want to represent. What are the odds that he represents himself in court? 100%, or 1000%?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Antonio Brown is a prime example of why football players are the most retarded athletes.

They usually start playing in high school and generally speaking they aren't academically gifted. They suffer repeated brain damage to their heads which haven't fully developed, they then make it to college and literally only are there for football and suffer more trauma to the brain and then if they are lucky enough they make it to the NFL where they can finally make millions of dollars and get more brain damage. And to top it all off like 70 percent of the NFL is black so the average IQ is lowered even more. A good number of them commit violent crimes such as domestic abuse, assault, vehicular homicide etc. To add to that despite making millions 80 percent of them go bankrupt because they are retarded and make poor decisions.

Antonio is just the nigger example of CTE
Gronk is just a sad example, he literally has the same mannerisms as a 12 year old and looks like he was dragged away from his COD match. Whenever he is interviewed it's like it's the first time he has ever seen a camera.

Gronk supposedly is just retarded with everything, but money. AB has always been retarded. CTE exists, but honestly is used to cover up how many players are drug addicted/ alcoholic retards. A lot of black players in the 80s and 90s did heroic amounts of cocaine. Bengals players especially.

Edit: supposedly Tom liked Gronk because Gronk would just do what he told him. Gronk would literally be told to run a route rather than learning the playbook.

 

[Active User]

I was wondering why the NFL thread was getting featured again and then I realized that this wasn't the NFL thread, but an actual factual lolcow thread. Wild.

TV Tropes used to have a list of "notorious nfl figures" which was mostly criminals and racists, it got cut for being a bit beyond the scope of the website but I'm sure there's some way to find a backup for anyone interested in potentially looking for more.

 

[Fabazon'_']

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8iFSP_S5h8
For the uninitiated he was always kinda retarded but really went off the deep end after this hit.

I feel bad for him. His life got fucked because of that hit. Just another victim of black on black violence

 

[Escalating Violence]

Uh oh, something sportsball related was featured. Can't wait for real sophisticated kiwis to come in and say "who cares?"

 

[not william stenchever]

Antonio Brown is a prime example of why football players are the most retarded athletes.

They usually start playing in high school and generally speaking they aren't academically gifted. They suffer repeated brain damage to their heads which haven't fully developed, they then make it to college and literally only are there for football and suffer more trauma to the brain and then if they are lucky enough they make it to the NFL where they can finally make millions of dollars and get more brain damage. And to top it all off like 70 percent of the NFL is black so the average IQ is lowered even more. A good number of them commit violent crimes such as domestic abuse, assault, vehicular homicide etc. To add to that despite making millions 80 percent of them go bankrupt because they are retarded and make poor decisions.

Antonio is just the nigger example of CTE
Gronk is just a sad example, he literally has the same mannerisms as a 12 year old and looks like he was dragged away from his COD match. Whenever he is interviewed it's like it's the first time he has ever seen a camera.

Nobody let the normies know about Rugby or the incentives for playing in ways that will give everyone brain damage will increase.

Most of the time in rugby people will tackle in ways that don't spongify their brain meats but every so often you have active duty marines going full bore against a visiting team from the midwest because the local highschool teams just can't stand up to the cornfed sneedbois who've been flown in to kick ass and chew bubblegum..

 

[Meiwaku]

Ver archivo adjunto 8136685
I'd been waiting for this to happen so I could feature the thread.

I'm just glad people will chimp out over football being featured again.