💼 Careercow Antonio Brown / AB / AB84 / "Mr. Big Chest" - Former NFL Wide Receiver Turned Total Trainwreck; From "Whole Lotta Money" to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy; #CTESPN

[Cancer ♥]

Why are bros eyes yellow?
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Some blacks carry a gene that leads to a thicker layer of conjunctival fat that makes their eyes like that. Looks like jaundice but is harmless

 

[grimacefetishist]

i barely watch football but this is the only thing i remember him doing

https://www.marca.com/en/nfl/2022/10/01/63384798ca474127068b45a9.html

Former NFL star, Anthony Brown is quite often in the spotlight, but not always for the right reasons.
The ex-player who played as a receiver has now stolen the headlines for a recent video of him exposing himself in a posh Dubai hotel pool, much to the shock of fellow swimmers.
In fact, in the video, Brown gets up close and personal with a woman as he jumps out of the pool and sticks his bottom in her face. It's hard to tell whether 'AB' knew the woman, but her reaction suggests otherwise. As he thrust his bottom in her face, she very awkwardly laughs before quickly swimming away to avoid unwanted attention.

Spoiler: nigga naked

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Does he think he's a cat?

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

I miss this insane nigger like you wouldn't believe.

Hall of fame player, hall of fame lolcow.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

if i were AB and I happen to be running from attempted murder, id probably pick a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

This is a direct hit put on him for fucking Gavin Newsom's wife.

This is a direct hit put on him for not fucking Gavin Newsom in his pozzed hole

 

[StutterBox]

I don't think it's the CTE I think he's just a nigger.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

if i were AB and I happen to be running from attempted murder, id probably pick a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US

They just don't have a formal treaty which means that you have to be a few circumstances like this one. Highly visible/famous or things like human trafficking/genocide type of charges. Other than that don't make them look bad or create alot of noise/be noticed and you're fine. It's not a get out of jail free card but unless you do something super heinous then you are good to go.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

don't make them look bad or create alot of noise/be noticed and you're fine. It's not a get out of jail free card but unless you do something super heinous then you are good to go.

My God, he never stood a chance.

 

[W00K #17]

Something something Vontaze Burfict, never the same, something something banged Gisele.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

My God, he never stood a chance.

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Lmao I don't watch foosball or give 1 single shit about current and former players, but I was literally just watching the Kill Tony episode that had him on where he got fucking LOST on like 14 white Russians throughout the episode and just made a complete embarrassment of himself.

It's always funny to see shit like that, then discover there's a fucking KF thread on them, but damn I didn't know we were going from 0 to murder. Guess that should really be expected at this point from people who just fucking love CTEs (though there might be "other factors" black into why this guy allegedly committed murder).

 

[Taser Confetti]

Antonio Brown was extradited from Dubai to the US. He is now in custody for the attempted murder charge that happened months ago. (Archive Link here.)

I thought Dubai didn't extradite to the US. Guess Dubai doesn't want "Abeeds".

 

[Path Wanderer]

Now we have to wait and see if UrinatingTree makes a new AB saga video

 

[sarna]

This nigger is like if Jon Koppenhaver

Excuse me sir, I'd appreciate it if you'd have the decency not to deadname War Machine.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Why do negresses name their niglets with Italic names? It's like some suspiciously big nosed nurse at the hospital makes the suggestion to them once the thing is dumped out... I get that it's infinitely better than "tongue-click mguubuu" which was their ancestral name, but how come taking White people names isn't considered soft slavery or some shit? I don't watch kneelerball but I saw some shitskin who got named "Aurelian" a couple years ago, and I almost vomited laughing so hard. What's the matter nogs, can't have pride in your own mud hut culture?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

supposedly Tom liked Gronk because Gronk would just do what he told him.

That makes Gronk a top 10% Human, I wish people would just do what I told them at work.

 

[W@rui]

What a damn shame. Dude was a beast (especially on the Steelers).

 

[Justsomecicada]

Why do negresses name their niglets with Italic names? It's like some suspiciously big nosed nurse at the hospital makes the suggestion to them once the thing is dumped out... I get that it's infinitely better than "tongue-click mguubuu" which was their ancestral name, but how come taking White people names isn't considered soft slavery or some shit? I don't watch kneelerball but I saw some shitskin who got named "Aurelian" a couple years ago, and I almost vomited laughing so hard. What's the matter nogs, can't have pride in your own mud hut culture?

It goes back to the 1700s

 

[Drama Fan]

supposedly Tom liked Gronk because Gronk would just do what he told him. Gronk would literally be told to run a route rather than learning the playbook.

I need a Gronk gigachad edit to respond to this

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Why do negresses name their niglets with Italic names? It's like some suspiciously big nosed nurse at the hospital makes the suggestion to them once the thing is dumped out... I get that it's infinitely better than "tongue-click mguubuu" which was their ancestral name, but how come taking White people names isn't considered soft slavery or some shit? I don't watch kneelerball but I saw some shitskin who got named "Aurelian" a couple years ago, and I almost vomited laughing so hard. What's the matter nogs, can't have pride in your own mud hut culture?

actually its mostly french names, or at least french mutations, rarely Italian, the French part? because of all the Hatian slaves apeing their masters names, and it just became memetic over the generations.