🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bloody hell. I've just realised I've been here since about p.250 between guesting, name changes etc., and I remember thinking then I'd never manage to read the entire thread. Like Tox, if I hit it at 1200+ I'd nope the fuck right back out, tho it's interesting to look back and see the nature of it change (@xenomorph, I just rediscovered your "Pig in the City" and sniggered all over again.)

In conclusion? I need to get a life. I don't know whether to admire those of you who doing/have done the whole thing or send you some pills.
 
Tiny Clanger dijo:
Bloody hell. I've just realised I've been here since about p.250 between guesting, name changes etc., and I remember thinking then I'd never manage to read the entire thread. Like Tox, if I hit it at 1200+ I'd nope the fuck right back out, tho it's interesting to look back and see the nature of it change (@xenomorph, I just rediscovered your "Pig in the City" and sniggered all over again.)

In conclusion? I need to get a life. I don't know whether to admire those of you who doing/have done the whole thing or send you some pills.
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For me it took a number of months (coming back to it over and over as one does indeed, a novel)
I'll shamefully admit that I made the hop/flightless shuffle of a Kiwibird over to the Farms from both a combination of 4chan and Lolcow.farm.....and that it was actually Amber's very very very old thread on /snow/ that I first ever learned of her existence.
With time and patience everyone can read the General - but that's an idea for a Autistic ALR Kiwi Team Project, maybe. Breaking down her life, lies, etc into easily digestible mini-OPs/a picture graph or something for people new to the Big Ham to bring them quickly up to speed? Idk I could be talking out of my ass too.

Unrelated: hahaha I can't believe my first lolcow ever was like Pixyteri back when /cgl/ used to let drama threads still happen lol what a ride. How far we've come.
 
she doesn't want to lose weight, she just wants to be skinny. she wants the praise and recognition. she has said it herself, she lives vicariously through those who lost the weight. she's a malignant narcissist.
 
Alaska Thundercunt dijo:
ah yes. manipupativelynn is in full swing.
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oh shut the fuck up you god damn whale.
Toxoplasmosis dijo:
She doesn't even want to be skinny. Her goal for the longest time was 199. I think she later changed it to 170. She would still be overweight. Anyway, it doesn't matter because she'll never lose a significant amount of weight.
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with all the loose skin she would have shed be lucky to get to 170. she really got herself into a messy "situation"
 
mekalekahi dijo:
Right, wouldn't you have lost more than 1 pound in a year if we were wrong?
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A crappy iceberg lettuce salad is not healthy. Is has almost no nutritional value, apart from the negligible amount of protein in the cheese and the oil and sugar in the dressing. Iceberg lettuce is pretty much just a carrier for dressing.

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When people say eat healthy they mean eat healthy amounts of lean proteins, healthy carbohydrates, and good quality fats. Also, eating “healthy” for one video means nothing. We want to see you eat healthy every day.
 
Toxoplasmosis dijo:
She doesn't even want to be skinny. Her goal for the longest time was 199. I think she later changed it to 170. She would still be overweight. Anyway, it doesn't matter because she'll never lose a significant amount of weight.
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That's a typical fatgirl dodge, though. "Oh, I wouldn't want to be skinny. I'm not out of control and I certainly don't need professional help; I choose to look this way because I like it. Really! I like being "bigger". I just want to be a little less "bigger," for my health, you know. But I'm hot no matter what. Hotter than those skinny girls. And THAT'S not healthy EITHER, boo-boo."
 
Thiccc Weenie dijo:
I remember it used to be exciting to see an update, as there literally 6 pages when I started. It would happen, tops, twice in two weeks.

@PiggyPie does it feel weird, or is it more of a dull throbbing that this has taken off so extraordinarily?
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Us OG's are a scarred lot we have been on this busted ship for far too long but we cant leave so we will go down with it.
Gentlemen, it was an honor playing with you tonight.
 
Fuck y’all, I want to see her eating Taco Bell while sneering down at us from pillow mountain. The best Amberlynn is Honestlynn.
 
GargoyleGorl dijo:
That's a typical fatgirl dodge, though. "Oh, I wouldn't want to be skinny. I'm not out of control and I certainly don't need professional help; I choose to look this way because I like it. Really! I like being "bigger". I just want to be a little less "bigger," for my health, you know. But I'm hot no matter what. Hotter than those skinny girls. And THAT'S not healthy EITHER, boo-boo."
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lol amber always calls herself a “bigger” girl as if she’s like natural voluptuous. you’re distorted ass isn’t fooling anyone
 
Thiccc Weenie dijo:
@PiggyPie does it feel weird, or is it more of a dull throbbing that this has taken off so extraordinarily?
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I was wondering that exact same thing. And how it's perceived by newer farmers - it feels weird to be on the other side of the rubicon, but I guess I am (and paying due obeisance to our real OGs. Or they'll slap me around) and the whole thread/forum has changed. If anyone's interested, I'll put together a "How was it for you? thread so we don't derail. And cos I'm nosy.

xenomorph dijo:
Us OG's are a scarred lot we have been on this busted ship for far too long but we cant leave so we will go down with it.
Gentlemen, it was an honor playing with you tonight.
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Stop right there, you. We may have been hit by a 570-and-counting depth charge but you don't get to stop playing until all the nobbery are loaded into the lifeboats, and there's still one more to go. The other sixteen are loaded with @Barbarella's perfume collection cos priorities.
 
StrawberryDouche dijo:
I would like to see someone put together an Amber FAQ thread like Yellow Yam Scam did for Yaniv. Just a basic timeline, cast of characters, and a safe space for newfags to ask annoying questions.
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I'll have a go, and I don't mind annoying questions. Besides, I'll ask the OGs annoying questions about the early years.

Unless anyone else especially wants to do it, I'll sling something together. Can you guys pliz DM the questions that always come up on the reg - I know some, but we'll all have a pet irritation.*


*unless I'm your pet irritation. Then you're shit outta luck.
 
Tiny Clanger dijo:
I'll have a go, and I don't mind annoying questions. Besides, I'll ask the OGs annoying questions about the early years.

Unless anyone else especially wants to do it, I'll sling something together. Can you guys pliz DM the questions that always come up on the reg - I know some, but we'll all have a pet irritation.*


*unless I'm your pet irritation. Then you're shit outta luck.
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Despite my earlier bitchiness, we can collaborate on something like that if it makes it easier for you. I don't have loads of time, but I procrastinate like a motherfucker so might as well put that wasted time+autistic level of Amber knowledge to use.
 
@Tiny Clanger and @bev : If you have time to even put together a few sentences to sum up these points, I think you'd be well on your way. There are other points a person could make, but I think this hits most of the highlights/FAQs/"I don't get that reference" type comments. Each part doesn't need, like, a dissertation, but just a line or two (maybe with links?) would just about do it, I think.

(Or not, what do I know. I'm sure you gorls got this. Just tryin' to contribute.)
  1. Early Years
    1. Brief overview; receipts where applicable
  2. Casey Era
    1. Overview
    2. Aunt Tammy's comments on why she left Oklahoma and her great schooling ambitions
    3. Link to Rain and Petals Eavesdrop
  3. Krystle Era
    1. 89 Elbees
    2. Menu Examples: The Death of the Tastebuds
    3. The Dawn of the Poor Animal Treatment and Excuses for Fatness
    4. Early signs of serious hoarding
    5. Rain and Petals Eavesdrop (or was that Destiny Era?)
  4. Destiny Era
    1. Moving to Florida
    2. Working? Are we working?
    3. More Aunt Tammy commentary
    4. The start of the love affair with scootypuffs
    5. Increase in hoarding, excuses, reckless spending, weight gain, and "questionable" animal treatment
    6. YouTubing fulltime (aka bitch got fired)
    7. Move to Kentucky (plenty of material here)
    8. Dana. DANA. DAAAAANNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!
    9. The Breakup
    10. The Dawn of Becky
  5. Becky Era
    1. The Meeting, the Moving, and the Quitting of the Job
    2. Hannah & Rafe
    3. Eric & Ricky
    4. Bit-Players (Sharla, etc.)
    5. The Rise of the Haydurs
      1. Toxic Shock Lake
      2. Scootypuffin' 4 Lyfe
      3. Other timeless references
    6. The Cycle is Real
    7. The Big 5-0-0
    8. Doctors, nutritionists, and surgeons, oh my!
    9. WW, Optavia, Shrimpgate, etc.
    10. The Bigger 6-0-0
    11. Shameless lahs -- not even trying anymore
 
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