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Rain and Petals Eavesdrop didn't happen until the Destiny era, though. It didn't actually happen, so it shouldn't be listed in the Kasey era.

See, one issue with doing something like this is that people are going to disagree on details like this and it's going to kind of be a mess. The lolcow wiki is good for this reason but I guess no one cares enough to really fill it out and tighten it up.

Also, we used to have four stickies here (the fourth was the Health Speculation one) and people got mad because that's too many stickies apparently. So don't count on an FAQ being made a sticky, at least not without a fight. I think a better idea would be to work on an outline as shown above, and then have a mod edit it into the first post of this thread.

Allllllso (sorry for so many edits, I'm annoying) if it's just an FAQ it doesn't need to be a thread, because if you think about it there doesn't need to be any discussion of an FAQ. The discussion could just go... here, in General.
 
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Rain and Petals Eavesdrop didn't happen until the Destiny era, though. It didn't actually happen, so it shouldn't be listed in the Kasey era.

See, one issue with doing something like this is that people are going to disagree on details like this and it's going to kind of be a mess. The lolcow wiki is good for this reason but I guess no one cares enough to really fill it out and tighten it up.
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Yeah, my bad.


I was thinking, though, that the actual events should go in chronological order so people reading along can get the authentic experience. They can be linked up, though...

I'm trying to keep my autism in line and NOT do the wiki thing because I have some shred of self-respect left, but I agree it might be the best way to do it... dammit...
 
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Shit like this pisses me off. You are practically almost dead. You cannot afford to prance around the idea of "oh if it's not fun I dont want it." You. Have. To. Change. Yesterday. Starting small isn't going to work for you. You do not have the time like someone who needs to only lose 50lbs or even 100lbs does.
 
GargoyleGorl dijo:
@Tiny Clanger

Loads of really useful stuff
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Fan-fucking-tastic, thank you for this. I've already hit @xenomorph up for extras on the really early stuff and she's not allowed to say no, so we'll have it all ready and shiny in a few days.

I was thinking about adding in thread moments of glory too - there are some special kiwi moments, like when we found her writing and could barely write a sentence between us for howling with laughter, or posts/series that have become legendary (Sneasel's "sex with fat girls" or Testacles' "fat" posts) and get referenced back because they are part of the lore.

Anyhoo, I'll play around with it, see what works. And if any new kiwis want to chip in and tell us what seems particularly daunting - we all know most of us catch up during our morning ablutions and nobody can stretch that out to 1300 pages - that'd be great. Unless it's another kiwi that's particularly daunting in which case, see "shit outta luck" in my previous.

PS. Yadda yadda from above. I'll make it, then we can all squabble about the shi t I got wrong, then you can all decide what you want to do with it. Can chuck it in the wiki, just leave it as "see page x" or a.n.other to be decided. @SAVE TWINKIE! sound like a plan?
 
GargoyleGorl dijo:
Yeah, my bad.


I was thinking, though, that the actual events should go in chronological order so people reading along can get the authentic experience. They can be linked up, though...

I'm trying to keep my autism in line and NOT do the wiki thing because I have some shred of self-respect left, but I agree it might be the best way to do it... dammit...
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No your idea is good gorl, what I meant about the wiki (I didn't word it the best) is that with wiki format, the talk page is behind the scenes where autists can edit, argue and reach consensus without the content itself looking a mess and without a hundred people piling on and confusing things like what can happen in a public thread. I'm probably overthinking it anyway.

Whatever you end up doing, I still think the end result should be pasted into the first post of this thread and not made into its own thread [edit: STICKIED thread, to clarify]. Amberlynn does have her own wiki page AND a general discussion thread, it doesn't really make sense to have yet another stickied thread just for an FAQ, but that's just my two cents.

And FWIW, there was someone here a while ago who was working on something that was supposed to be edited into the first post to sort of be the same thing you just posted, an outline of sorts. But they disppeared soooo

She a laaah.

If she enjoys doing walking so much, how is doing it more than once a day suddenly going to make her not enjoy it? Bullshit.

And she's allegedly been doing this since, what, April? I mean technically she's done this micro-workout walking bullshit for years, but she's been sorta-kinda sticking with it since about April, accordign to her. That's more than 5 months. And she still hasn't even reached five continuous minutes of walking once a day. In five months!

And here she is, defiantly refusing to add a few more tiny sessions per day. Such a farce. She doesn't want to change.
 
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Shit like this pisses me off. You are practically almost dead. You cannot afford to prance around the idea of "oh if it's not fun I dont want it." You. Have. To. Change. Yesterday. Starting small isn't going to work for you. You do not have the time like someone who needs to only lose 50lbs or even 100lbs does.
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Seriously? Standing and marching in place for MAYBE 12-15 minutes a day total is a chore? Just when I thought she couldn't be lazier. wow
 
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Seriously? Standing and marching in place for MAYBE 12-15 minutes a day total is a chore? Just when I thought she couldn't be lazier. wow
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I mean... it is a chore. It's not something you necessarily WANT to do but something you do anyway because it's what healthy humans do. It's a chore in the same way cooking proper food, washing your hair, cleaning out litter boxes, doing your laundry, or washing your face is technically a chore.

Oh. Right.
 
@SAVE TWINKIE! see my PS above, Twinks.

I'll do an outline, try and get in as much of what people want as poss (or tell them where to go look) then it's up to everyone else where it goes. We could chuck it in the wiki, add it to the OP or another already stickie'd post, leave it on p.1239, whatever. I don't care where it ends up, it'll just be a fun thing to attempt to do.
 
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She a laaah.

If she enjoys doing walking so much, how is doing it more than once a day suddenly going to make her not enjoy it? Bullshit.

And she's allegedly been doing this since, what, April? I mean technically she's done this micro-workout walking bullshit for years, but she's been sorta-kinda sticking with it since about April, accordign to her. That's more than 5 months. And she still hasn't even reached five continuous minutes of walking once a day. In five months!

And here she is, defiantly refusing to add a few more tiny sessions per day. Such a farce. She doesn't want to change.
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It's just like how she'll virtue signal about how she loves water and she's obsessed with water even though she can't bring herself to drink water without all sorts of gimmicks and accessories.

Also she thinks she'd gain weight eating 3400 calories even though she'd be able to get under 500 lbs if she could stick to that.
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Amberlynn:
*does the same thing she’s done and failed at a million times*

Commenters:
*points at cycle*

Amberlynn:
“I know what I’m doing”

Commenters:
*points at cycle aggressively*

Amberlynn:
*gains weight*

Kiwifarms chanting:
*six zero zero six zero zero six zero zero*
 
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Shit like this pisses me off. You are practically almost dead. You cannot afford to prance around the idea of "oh if it's not fun I dont want it." You. Have. To. Change. Yesterday. Starting small isn't going to work for you. You do not have the time like someone who needs to only lose 50lbs or even 100lbs does.
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She'd probably be more likely to succeed if she exercised multiple times a day too. She's definitely not going to make a positive habit out of what she's doing now, and in all honesty she probably sees the three minute waddlefests as a dreadful chore already.

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Also she thinks she'd gain weight eating 3400 calories even though she'd be able to get under 500 lbs if she could stick to that.
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She knows how her body works, Boo Boo.
 
Clintonberg dijo:
She'd probably be more likely to succeed if she exercised multiple times a day too. She's definitely not going to make a positive habit out of what she's doing now, and in all honesty she probably sees the three minute waddlefests as a dreadful chore already.
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If she works out more, she might *gasp* sweat, and then she'd have to *gasp* clean herself, which is a workout in itself. It's not like we can expect her to spend a couple of hours moving her body on a daily basis, that's just too much.
 
Gorls, I've been following Amber for about a year now, maybe over that and have had plenty of time to read the general threads as well as the supporting cast, older videos, SM et cetera. The one thing I was not able to do was to sit through AL's actual videos from the past, as no matter which sped she catfishes, she's still a boring at best, grating at worst fat fuck.

I'm still confused when I see "dusty". Context clues tell me that's another name for Destiny, much like Necky = Becky but is that a nickname the farms came up with? Is that another name Destiny goes by? I have been suffering in silence never knowing the right moment to ask someone plz solve this mystery so I can delete this comment and the gen thread can get back on topic
 
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