🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Autistic Asparagus]

Wobbles the scooter will outrun anything Hamber can fit on. Chantal lives her life one quarter pounder at a time.

Wobbles is a true Gorl World Hero. When he finally keels over, we should have a funeral and bury him with full honors.

 

[cuttysnark]

Place Wobbles on the tracks of the O train and the impact will open the lithium battery igniting a proper Viking Funeral fire. To Valhalla Wobbles!

 

[WasabiPastas]

Her egg scrambles actually don't look half bad but scrambled eggs are also kinda hard to fuck up

This is Amber we're talking about here.

There's no oil or butter, and those eggs are cooked till every drop of moisture has evaporated away.

She definitely fucked them up.