🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
I have never understood how she thinks she is attractive. If she worked out and ate healthy her entire life, she could maybe get to a Midwest 7. She has zero shot of being hot in LA
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Her body (minus the laygs and all her health issues) she would be like 5' 1" thin, no boobs, no ass, no nothing childlike weirdo. She strikes me as the girl in highschool whos whole personality is 1. Her hair 2. Her "small hands" (omg im so tiny, like super petite smol bean) and someone who would wear clothes from the kids department if they fit, just because they fit and let everyone know they fit into kids clothes.

Midwest 6 california 5 at best and hits the wall at 30 when her hair falls out and she cant hide the crows feet anymore but still wears the short shorts from the kids section every summer and holds on to that weird boho chic thin headband almost cowgirl chic white guy band moment america had in like 2012 or 2014. I have a hunch that know what she wants to be and its not "a blackie" thats for sure. Amber would never be goth (as theres 5x size goth clothing brands you can find online now. Today) she would want to be that trendy Tumblr girl who "doesnt care" about being liked but secretly wants to be some guys dream summer fling girl and then the "boots in fall throw leaves in the air for the photo shoot" fall/winter girly. The most annoying woman and targets ideal consumer. The girls amber makes fun of are the girls she wants to be. She wants to be a stripper or just a girl who shows their body and gets liked for it. She wants to be that girl with friends "taking a selfie on a rock wall" she wants a life that target/walmart/mtv/early Tumblr showed young women and shes pissed she cant have any of it. She can never be sold to one direction because that fat cunt knows shed never fit in the trunk of a car and it pains her.

I went to school with girls like this and now they have disappointing marriages/situationships with men from highschool or the first year of college and kids they dont want to raise. Their life is awful.

Growing up in california is her whole personality, she doesnt want to go to LA she says that because shes from california stuck in the early 2000s recapturing a daydream her fat ass had 15 years ago. She knows the girls in LA would eat her alive. She wants to be the small town girl with dreams of the big city that lands her highschool male crush and has kids and does tiktok shopping hauls with them that says she wishes she went to LA but has a family now and shes complete inside as a wife and mother. She lies about her lies and wishes she could daydream about that again while being young because then she may have made different choices. Which we know she wouldnt. Its so fucking sad. Im just glad I wasnt around her when Katy Perry's california girls came out.
 
California has always just been a story Amber could show off to the hillbillies she was around, "Don't you wish you were me" kind of flex.

Notice that even when she was raking in the money, she didn't even visit Cali?

When she moved west, she stopped at Oklahoma. Maybe it's because her mom is there, maybe it's because Jade didn't want to have to smell her for another 3 states' worth of driving, but still not California.

Point and laugh at the circus freak, she thinks she's people but really she's just Fat Amber.
 
FatalTater dijo:
California has always just been a story Amber could show off to the hillbillies she was around, "Don't you wish you were me" kind of flex.

Notice that even when she was raking in the money, she didn't even visit Cali?

When she moved west, she stopped at Oklahoma. Maybe it's because her mom is there, maybe it's because Jade didn't want to have to smell her for another 3 states' worth of driving, but still not California.

Point and laugh at the circus freak, she thinks she's people but really she's just Fat Amber.
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Little PL but I live in Cali and from what I remember, she's not even from one of the glamorous cities that people think of when they think California which is probably why she never mentions it. She likes to say "I'm from California uwu" but keeps it kinda vague so her audience assumes she lived some place like SF or Napa or Berkeley or some shit. Wanna say she lived more Central Cali which explains the trailer and meth head parents

Edit: did a little digging and some places say she was in Sonoma county. Which, again, I doubt because Sonoma county is a money county
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
I have never understood how she thinks she is attractive. If she worked out and ate healthy her entire life, she could maybe get to a Midwest 7. She has zero shot of being hot in LA
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Bruh, NO.

Georgelynn Reid would be, at best, a Midwest 3. And I'm talking Southern Illinois/Missouri 3. And even then she'd look like a fat pedophile sex offender--just like her dad.
 
Agoodpotroast dijo:
some places say she was in Sonoma county. Which, again, I doubt because Sonoma county is a money county
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Trash is everywhere.
I think I remember someone mentioning the town name where she's from, and it was a little middle-class-at-best sort of place.
Can't remember where it was though.
 
Agoodpotroast dijo:
Edit: did a little digging and some places say she was in Sonoma county. Which, again, I doubt because Sonoma county is a money county
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That's correct - she was born in Pentaluma, California.

And while recently it's gotten more 'white collar' recently, thats still limited to the city interior - she came from the trash pits that are the trailer parks that surround the area, where the illegals and drug addicts live and the workers are all slaving away in the fields surrounding the place that constitute the agricultural side of Pentaluma's economy.

BTW, Pentaluma STILL has an average household income that's a solid $20K below California's average, despite its surge in the last 20 years towards the tech industry. aka: still a poor shithole.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life dijo:
That's correct - she was born in Pentaluma, California.

And while recently it's gotten more 'white collar' recently, thats still limited to the city interior - she came from the trash pits that are the trailer parks that surround the area, where the illegals and drug addicts live and the workers are all slaving away in the fields surrounding the place that constitute the agricultural side of Pentaluma's economy.

BTW, Pentaluma STILL has an average household income that's a solid $20K below California's average, despite its surge in the last 20 years towards the tech industry. aka: still a poor shithole.
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Californians pretty much pay to be poor, there are just better areas to be poor than others. Petaluma is not one of the better ones. Why she finds it as a bragging right is beyond me but when you grow up here, you have blinders I guess
 
sorry for the stupid question but would anybody know any good archive or recap channels that would allow for a person to get a deep dive into amber's fatberg journey? is there only the hard way of just watching every video she willingly posts and hasn't deleted? i'd assume there's somebody out there in the world acting like a christorian except with this blob of lard but i'm unsure since i don't ever really peek into this specific thread
 
D_Tractor dijo:
IIRC she was born in Key West FL and grew up mostly in the Sacramento-Stockton-Modesto area.
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Sacramento - Stockton - Modesto area - minus Sacramento that's the state capital so there's actual stuff going on, basically commuter cities where people go because the housing is cheap but there is nothing around but farms. You go to Modesto because it's the closest city with decent shopping and a mall but you also go for drugs and if you want to get shot. Based on her background, sounds about right to me
 
Palmfish dijo:
sorry for the stupid question but would anybody know any good archive or recap channels that would allow for a person to get a deep dive into amber's fatberg journey? is there only the hard way of just watching every video she willingly posts and hasn't deleted? i'd assume there's somebody out there in the world acting like a christorian except with this blob of lard but i'm unsure since i don't ever really peek into this specific thread
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The best thing is to watch the series "shaped by the algorithm" by Mr. Snowflake. For some reason he didn't make a playlist of them but someone else did. It's the best way to get into her lore at this point since he did the work of watching every video
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole dijo:
Not possible, not even in fantasy.

So realistically if she turned her life around this day and every day from now, at best she'd be an Appalachian 6?
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Oh if we are starting now, she might be able to turn herself into a Kentucky 1. Would be interesting to have her lose 300 pounds and then do a comparison with her and Beggy. Kind of like a random guy on the streets poll
 
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