🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dead stiff]

There is nothing to argue about. She doesn't weigh as much as she does while not overeating. Metabolism matters, sure - sometimes the calories are more, sometimes they are less - but we are talking variations of up to 200 calories a day when all other factors are equal. That's a couple of twix, not a medical mystery.

She can claim as many calories as she wants. She is super-morbidly obese. That isn't just an observation or an argument about how much she eats, it's the proof. She eats too much.

She isn't going to suddenly admit she's lying or arguing in bad faith. Beating your head against the wall trying to prove her wrong is a waste of energy.

This is very true, and people underestimate their calories all the time when they're fat. But the thing that makes me still focus on the discrepancy is that she's so insistent on how perfectly balanced she is, and how much of a show she's put on in the past about things like weighing what she eats to increase accuracy. She's delusional, and poking her at times to hold a mirror to her lies is a bit amusing at times, regardless.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

This is very true, and people underestimate their calories all the time when they're fat. But the thing that makes me still focus on the discrepancy is that she's so insistent on how perfectly balanced she is, and how much of a show she's put on in the past about things like weighing what she eats to increase accuracy. She's delusional, and poking her at times to hold a mirror to her lies is a bit amusing at times, regardless.

People, not just fat people but people in general, tend to underestimate what they eat all the time - I find the amusement in poking holes in her count solely because she thinks we think she's telling the truth and she goes nuclear when someone goes out of the way to get a more accurate number. My favorite thing she's ever said is that she can look at something and tell how many calories it is. That was fun.

 

[Insulin reid]

People, not just fat people but people in general, tend to underestimate what they eat all the time - I find the amusement in poking holes in her count solely because she thinks we think she's telling the truth and she goes nuclear when someone goes out of the way to get a more accurate number. My favorite thing she's ever said is that she can look at something and tell how many calories it is. That was fun.

And she will never get over that weight watchers early 2000s era disordered eating way of thinking either. She thinks that shes got some super power for guessing calories correctly just like she can do a vibe check and tell she just doesn't have cancer anymore.
Her carousel of bullshit never ceases to astound me. With all of this knowledge (even assuming she has it) shes still a fat fuck, which if you nod your head and agree with her the end point of all of her nonsense is still "i choose to be fat despite knowing exactly what to do perfectly". Shes gonna die fat as fuck, were never even getting to melted candle territory.
I wonder where were going from here, because with emily and ambers "gentle love" shes gonna continue to be fat and happy about it. Even if emily continues fucking around with other women ambers never gonna leave her, and emily is enough of a gross fuckboi to mess around and keep amber strung along for her amusement. Im thinking some health concern is gonna pop up like summer turning to fall/winter and the cellulitis puddles are gonna get her if she goes outside. If she doesnt shes gonna doordash enough to not be able to fit through the door. The dema keeps growing, and wont stop and she sure as shit isnt wrapping up and letting the fluid move on from that part of her.
Maybe osteoporosis will get her first and were gonna get a broken bone situation type deal.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

People, not just fat people but people in general, tend to underestimate what they eat all the time - I find the amusement in poking holes in her count solely because she thinks we think she's telling the truth and she goes nuclear when someone goes out of the way to get a more accurate number. My favorite thing she's ever said is that she can look at something and tell how many calories it is. That was fun.

As someone who has been tracking their calories for the past 6 months, its incredibly true. Amber is eating like 3-4 days worth of my meals in her tiktok videos, so its incredible to think how much she really eats in a day. She is going to blow up going on like this

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

As someone who has been tracking their calories for the past 6 months, its incredibly true. Amber is eating like 3-4 days worth of my meals in her tiktok videos, so its incredible to think how much she really eats in a day. She is going to blow up going on like this

Yeah, I’ve been tracking for a year. That cookie Frappuccino was literally a meal’s worth of calories for me.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Yeah, I’ve been tracking for a year. That cookie Frappuccino was literally a meal’s worth of calories for me.

Watching her drink those insane amounts of calories from Starbucks just hurts me so much

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Watching her drink those insane amounts of calories from Starbucks just hurts me so much

Same and it was allegedly shortly after waking up too. She’s chasing that sugar high all day.

 

[AbsurdumRideo]

Petaluma was small town crackhead nonsense. Now its inching more towards a place you stay and drive 2 hours to your real job in a real city. Their only export is single moms

I feel like that city could be what the show Sons of Anarchy would depict with their made up towns…..

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I feel like that city could be what the show Sons of Anarchy would depict with their made up towns…..

Ding ding ding!

Have a wiener!

Jk but yeah any Central Valley town can used for SoA. Stockton, Fresno, and of course Petaluma!

 

[mastergabe]

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

There is 0 doubt in my mind Amber has purchased youtube subscriptions. I doubt she only stopped there.

 

[Insulin reid]

So im guessing ambers subscriber bots she purchased ran their course and now they are dropping in chunks. When do we think the rest are going to drop off since shes only gotten 40 to 80k views when she even had videos. Poor things gonna have a dead channel, no subscribers and no legacy views to keep up with her addictions. I guess shes keems bitch until further notice. Is emily going to be expected to keep her pig fed? Or is keemstar now her farmer in charge of her expensive Starbucks order?

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Seeing as this thread is almost as dead as it’s subject matter it might be time to try and crack open a few beers gorl world mysteries before Null yeets her altogether. From a whole forum to this, what a loser.

What are your favourite unknowns about Big Al and what are your theories? The one that came to mind and the reason for this post is: What really happened the night of the ‘big fight’ in the gaycare that so suspiciously coincided with everyone leaving to set up house separately elsewhere? Theories seem to suggest that Beck(y) got drunk and embarrassed herself but I think the real answer is WASHCLOTHS. I think that was the night the whole wiping situation with Eric’s dead mom’s rags got revealed and the boys threw Amber out.

It was certainly the best era of the Amberverse and hopefully one day Beck(y) will person-up and spill what really happened. I might even watch.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

What are your favourite unknowns about Big Al and what are your theories?

I want to know how much she really weighed during the 600 pound era. She'll never disclose that of course, but I've always wondered just how big she was back then.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I want to know how much she really weighed during the 600 pound era. She'll never disclose that of course, but I've always wondered just how big she was back then.

Not even Amber knows.
If you don’t weigh yourself, it doesn’t count!!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What Jade Francis popped Amber flat on her fat shelf for, Was Gorlyflop taunting her with that Danielle gorl?

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Emily's instagram after she deleted basically everything.

Purging Amber? IDK. It's hard to speculate with the illogical.

 

[Insulin reid]

Some mysteries i want solved are:
What happened with the boys and why they don't talk anymore. I think it was washcloths and much more. I think something happened like she tried to blackmail them or some shit with things and everything, and i mean every gripe ambers ever had came out. I bet she tried to control everyone in one big tantrum and they just said no and quit talking to her and beck. Its gotta be bad if they straight up stopped fucking with beck. Maybe bedbugs hidden issue came out?

How much amber weighed of course. I know she knows or at least has an educated guess but im thinking 650 or 700 almost.

I wanna know how ambers mom really feels about her. I bet shes done but I wanna know if shes at a low/no contact with her or if shes just enjoying the time she has left with her daughter before amber eats herself to death. Has her mom accepted it yet?

I wanna know what happened to the cat too. We know amber did it but to just put it to rest I want the truth. I can assume most likely but we will never know and thats sad. Ambers still an evil bitch for that.


Super never gonna happen, but: i want to see ambers internet history. Her chats her everything because I swear shes a pedo and she knows shes a pedo but labels it differently. I want confirmation shes at least tried to talk to underage girls/really really young 15-19 or 20 year olds. She makes me think if not completely targeting underage or really young women she likes getting disturbingly close and sexual with minors or late teens.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I am just curious to what her real day to day looks like. She has the least amount of curiosity I have ever seen in a human, like what does she look up or even do besides eat? Just stare at trisha videos? Get up at 5 pm? Need to know

 

[anliteralidiot]

I am just curious to what her real day to day looks like. She has the least amount of curiosity I have ever seen in a human, like what does she look up or even do besides eat? Just stare at trisha videos? Get up at 5 pm? Need to know

God, I remember null saying that Chantal was a boring homebody, and that at least Amber went out to wommart on a scooter...
Oh how the tables have turned...