Aladdin remake trailer/general - robin williams didn't die for this

[Xerxes IX]

So chaps, how long till the widespread mockery of the film is declared by usual media suspects to be a vile and bigoted hate campaign masterminded by evil manbaby incels and russian bots who want niggers and sandniggers to be banned from movies?

I really hope this is the first Disney film that not even the woke brigade likes. I mean not even Disney knows if they're supposed to be poo in the loos or kebabs so that's going to step on some toes.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I mean, disregarding the fact it's Disney and all the cow themes behind: It looks tolerable. All the Mowgli remakes and what shit Netflix unloads out these days isn't a lot better. Disney movies weren't absolute Infinity War tier killers back in their days either; they became fifty times better with nostalgia.

This won't be a classic, but it'll be a decent movie almost guaranteed. Being obsessed with Disney is like the original Harry Potter fandom.

 

[XE 600]

Pikonic’s prediction
Budget: 275m (before advertising)
Box office total: 800m
RT score: 68%
Metacritic: 55/100

I predict that the box office total will probably be more around $600m but other than that I agree with your predictions.

 

[Bongsnake McGee]

Yeah, the only way I'd watch this movie is if Nic Cage was the genie.

Otherwise, have some russian genie.

 

[vertexwindi]

A friend of mine remarked it looks like a porn parody. Yeah that sounds about right.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

A friend of mine remarked it looks like a porn parody. Yeah that sounds about right.

Arabian nights, like Arabian days, more often than not are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Cursed image

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This is basically me:

 

[Kari Kamiya]

This is basically me:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R92Vk3Wix_c

I love this woman.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yeah, the only way I'd watch this movie is if Nic Cage was the genie.

Otherwise, have some russian genie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=renIboUahgQ

I can’t imagine how creepy that “Friend Like Me” song will be with the CG they have for this movie. I predict it will be nightmare fuel.

Provided it’s kept for the movie. I don’t know if Will Smith can pull of this song as well as Robin Williams though.

 

[Muttnik]

They would have been fucked no matter who they got for the Genie. Robin Williams left an impact on the role that is nigh impossible to outdo. The fact that Disney knew this and tried anyway and wasted millions of dollars on it is honestly pretty disgusting.

 

[Commander X]

It looks like it's shaping up to be like this only serious and un-ironically.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I love this woman.

She's my favorite Youtuber lately.

 

[Muttnik]

It looks like it's shaping up to be like this only serious and un-ironically.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AIEZkBR1yWw

Not even Alan Menken could save this shit.

 

[Safir]

I kinda thought it looked like they gave Will Smith an extra chromosome for this role because goddamn.

So like a 48th one?

I mean not even Disney knows if they're supposed to be poo in the loos or kebabs so that's going to step on some toes.

They're actually Muslim chinks in the original story.

 

[Lensherr]

I didn't feel very strongly about this film one way or another, but then I saw Will Smith's Genie...

Seriously, Guy Ritchie chose this shit over Sherlock Holmes 3?!

 

[Uterus Burns]

This is could be scarier than Son of the Mask, and that movie is hell incarnate

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

This guy should have been Genie:

 

[Lackadaisy]

Cursed image

I'd actually watch this though

 

[Muttnik]

I was watching Twisted the other day. I think it's a much better alternative to anything Aladdin-related that Disney currently shits out. At least it's funny and something new.