Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

I skipped over the part where he seriously demands that we call SSI he gets one autistic slang over another. Imagine what a normal person unfamiliar with Phil would think of those demands.

Chris is even better at collecting tard bucks than Phil.
 
Nobody tell him you can get centerfire conversions for some blackpowder pistols.
I doubt he has the money for one of those.

Also, don't do it Phil. They aren't very safe and it is illegal for you to convert it. We are an eagle-eyed bunch of gun spergs. We will rat you out.

Stick with carrying them wild west style. And wear a sarape when you do it.
 
Phil’s got multiple psyche holds on his record in both California and Oregon. He can’t legally buy a gun even if he tried and he’s too scared of brown and poor people to find one illegally.

He’s been talking about this for years and he’s no closer to it now.

nobody tell him that he can buy a ghost gunner, mill his own ar-15 lower with no serial number and assemble the rest of the gun through spare parts, gun control is totally dead now

https://ghostgunner.net/

he could have a big pile of ar-15s with no background check within the month
 
The funniest one is the demand to call his tardbux a “battleship” instead of a tugboat. Because it shows how desperate Phil is to try and be better than Pristine Christine. Both of them get tardbux, but ADF gets a BATTLESHIP instead of a dinky tugboat like chris. Despite the fact that they’re the same damn thing.
 
I hadn't chuckled at a lolcow's demands this hard in a while, and as you read on and on it only gets funnier, Phil's got good comedic timing. The funniest part is "give me so much.. or I'll get a firearm" ooh no, anything but that. He'd be better off threatening to start behaving normally, and getting a job.
 
Why the hell are you all assuming Phil just can't go online to, say, Gunbroker and buy a gun?
He can't pass a NICS check because of his involuntary psych holds. Firearms listed on gunbroker require an ffl transfer. A dealer go-between to do a background check.

His only choices are in-person private sales (and who in their right mind would sell him a gun?) and near-guns like crossbows and shit.
 
This is some very aggressive and masculine behavior for someone who no longer has a cock and balls.
 
I decided to toss out every single shred of knowledge I have on Phil to see if an uninformed person could still take any of his threat to buy a firearm seriously.

First, he's threatening to PURCHASE a firearm, an act presumably legal assuming you do all the legal steps for doing so in your state. If I didn't know squat about Phil aside from his threat post, I'd assume his SSI would limit his gun purchasing options but I'd otherwise be all "and then what?" to his demands.

His demands are objectively ludicrous as well to anyone even remotely possessed of common sense and the most rudimentary knowledge of the law, and are so filled with silliness I won't insult anyone here by belaboring them.

tl;dr: This threat is bizarre and pointless even if you are otherwise ignorant of who Phil is.
 
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Hey @Smutley, you know how you mentioned that drugged up thing and how he shouldn't be nearly as coherent?

This video was from this morning, before you made your post about it.

And THIS one is from almost immediately after your comments, and everyone else that chimed in.
Drugged Up Spud dijo:
#fairlyoddparents #internet #timmy #highonnarcotics #transsurgery #
 
The funniest one is the demand to call his tardbux a “battleship” instead of a tugboat. Because it shows how desperate Phil is to try and be better than Pristine Christine. Both of them get tardbux, but ADF gets a BATTLESHIP instead of a dinky tugboat like chris. Despite the fact that they’re the same damn thing.
Does he get more or less money than Chris? Because if I'm not mistaken, after Bob's passing, Chris got his tugboat upgraded.

Also at this point Phil is worse than Chris. At least OPL isn't going around the internet demanding shit in exchange of NOT hurting someone.
 
nobody tell him that he can buy a ghost gunner, mill his own ar-15 lower with no serial number and assemble the rest of the gun through spare parts, gun control is totally dead now

https://ghostgunner.net/

he could have a big pile of ar-15s with no background check within the month

There are many ways to do it, I created and tested one with a welded steel frame this week. But it's probably not a good idea to let the Philthy Phils or incels of the world know about this.

Then again, you're making assumptions that he has enough money, let alone is smart enough to use it correctly.
 
Hey @Smutley, you know how you mentioned that drugged up thing and how he shouldn't be nearly as coherent?

This video was from this morning, before you made your post about it.
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And THIS one is from almost immediately after your comments, and everyone else that chimed in.
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Some people think that we're some how giving up the ghost and helping Phil concoct more believable lies. Lay your concerns to rest. This is the result.
There are many ways to do it, I created and tested one with a welded steel frame this week. But it's probably not a good idea to let the Philthy Phils or incels of the world know about this.

Then again, you're making assumptions that he has enough money, let alone is smart enough to use it correctly.
Hell, it's not just limited to ARs. AKs and FALs have 80% receivers, maybe others too. Glocks and 1911s have 80% frames.
 
nobody tell him that he can buy a ghost gunner, mill his own ar-15 lower with no serial number and assemble the rest of the gun through spare parts, gun control is totally dead now

https://ghostgunner.net/

he could have a big pile of ar-15s with no background check within the month
Nonsense. Tell him all of that. Then let's see what he uses for money.
 
Kinda funny how Phil high on "oxycoten" sounds like someone who's never smoked pot pretending to be stoned. Not to mention the fact he forgets how much pain he should be in. Pain pills help make surgery pain bearable, not go away completely with a pleasant buzz on top.
 
Hey @Smutley, you know how you mentioned that drugged up thing and how he shouldn't be nearly as coherent?

This video was from this morning, before you made your post about it.
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And THIS one is from almost immediately after your comments, and everyone else that chimed in.
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This is the best proof yet and i fucking love it.
 
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