Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

[Captain Smollett]

"Or I will get a firearm!"
So that you can contribute to the high suicide rate of Transgenders? Be my guest then.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil’s got multiple psyche holds on his record in both California and Oregon.

I didn't know there were multiple.

Did he ever powerlevel what they were for?

 

[Dane]

Not to rain on the pussy parade, but do you REALLY want a killing tool in the same house as the angry drunk you're platonically dating Phil?

 

[Fareal]

Will only pay this ransom if he agrees the firearm is to be an AK-47 in honour of his Soviet principles

 

[AnOminous]

With his history can he even pass a background check?

I guess he could pack around one of those cap and ball replicas. In fact, I encourage it.

They call him the Potato Kid.

I think a reputable dealer would think twice before selling a gun to this obviously mentally challenged individual, not because they thought he was a threat but because they'd be worried he'd accidentally shoot himself with it out of pure stupidity.

 

[YI 457]

7) Settle out of court $250,000.00 USD in reparations for 10 consecutive years of organized cyberbullying and cyberstalking against me - all proceeds from the settlement money will go to my Tattoo and Piercings body modifications, gender transition (Facial Feminization Surgery, Top Surgery) , pay for my vocational training and education to be a tattoo artist and piercing artist in the State of Oregon

Only 10, how about

 

[Smutley]

I didn't know there were multiple.

Did he ever powerlevel what they were for?

A couple were self admitted for attention. One was in California for pretending to OD on Tylenol PM and I think one was for pretending to cut himself and making a scene in Oregon.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The only gun Phil has any right to own is this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PG-Potato-Gun/dp/B0006GK8H8

 

[Hiragana]

Phil’s got multiple psyche holds on his record in both California and Oregon. He can’t legally buy a gun even if he tried and he’s too scared of brown and poor people to find one illegally.

He’s been talking about this for years and he’s no closer to it now.

There's always crossbows.

 

[Ravenor]

RE the Battleship thing, he's demanded this before about 3 months after earning his own sub forum.

We started calling it a Row Boat shortly after.

A couple were self admitted for attention. One was in California for pretending to OD on Tylenol PM and I think one was for pretending to cut himself and making a scene in Oregon.

Exactly that he also has an arrest on his record, and a diagnosis of a developmental disorder that may count against him as well.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't know why, but Spud's demand for his tugboat to be called a battleship just reminds me of this.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

When I first saw this post in the featured thread preview, I thought it was about DSP and I was really confused.

are you buying the gun to shoot yourself in the head you fat sack of shit

I have a feeling even a direct hit to the head would not be lethal on this guy.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I think a reputable dealer would think twice before selling a gun to this obviously mentally challenged individual, not because they thought he was a threat but because they'd be worried he'd accidentally shoot himself with it out of pure stupidity.

Black powder stuff can be bought through the mail. The ATF doesn't consider them firearms. And for good reason. Dipshits like ADF wouldn't know how to use them in any kind of threatening manner let alone load the damn things.

Hey Phil, a Pietta 1858 takes 40 grains fffg, no 11 caps, and .454 ball. Good luck. Try not to die.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

How long before Phil begins to realize that even if people think he now has a TRUE AND HONEST vagina, he holds no more power or authority over anything substantive in his life than he did before this stunt.

 

[break these cuffs]

Black powder stuff can be bought through the mail. The ATF doesn't consider them firearms. And for good reason. Dipshits like ADF wouldn't know how to use them in any kind of threatening manner let alone load the damn things.

Hey Phil, a Pietta 1858 takes 40 grains fffg, no 11 caps, and .454 ball. Good luck. Try not to die.

Nobody tell him you can get centerfire conversions for some blackpowder pistols.

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

I think that the best part aren't the demands, it's the "I WILL GET A FIREARM" part. What exactly are you going to do with it? Because aside from ending your life I don't see what you'll use it for.

the future is nothing but an endless wave of lolcows dying of butthurt and going on shooting sprees

 

[break these cuffs]

You are vastly overestimating ol spudder.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

How long before Phil begins to realize that even if people think he now has a TRUE AND HONEST vagina, he holds no more power or authority over anything substantive in his life than he did before this stunt

I would love to have an answer to your question but to be frank, I'm out of ideas. This situation is so surreal I just lack the willpower to even attempt to make some sense out of it from my point of view, even less from Phil's

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

You are vastly overestimating ol spudder.

or maybe you are underestimating the ability of kiwi farms to catalyze attempts at mass murder

 

[ToroidalBoat]

RE the Battleship thing, he's demanded this before about 3 months after earning his own sub forum.

I skipped over the part where he seriously demands that we call SSI he gets one autistic slang over another. Imagine what a normal person unfamiliar with Phil would think of those demands.