Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Osmotic_Cereal]

Like the other guntling I am gonna pity this new one. Unlike his half gunt sibling, the poor thing doesn't have a chance being with the true and honest gunt and his pedo horse wife. Not to mention god knows what features he will inherent from his 'parents'.

 

[heathercho]

This is the first time I see her since I don't really follow Gunt and holy shit, that is definitely a horse and I'm confident my cat's veterinarian would confirm that.

It's not her. 2 seconds of looking at the subforum can tell you that.

In reality, she's far more unattractive:

 

[BlastMonk]

There kid will have no fucking chance to grow up as a normal person. Lolicon loving mother, fat dumb as shit alchoholic felon father.
Rip Gunter you never had a chance

 

[Zaryiu2]

Calling Pantsu a horse is an insult to horses, also until proven otherwise i refuse to believe Ethan "The Unending Fail" wasn't cucked

 

[Lee Crabb]

Thus a new god of fertility and bountiful harvests is born.
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for a fertility goddess, those breasts are painfully small

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how long this will last, I’m tired of him using his seed as a alpha calling card.

Just to say, niggers spawn bastard babies all the time too. Ralph is basically a fucking nigger.

 

[Crux]

how wonderful would it be if it wasnt his? Cuckolded by her tranny-janny ex, or quite frankly anyone else I dont care

 

[AnOminous]

how wonderful would it be if it wasnt his? Cuckolded by her tranny-janny ex, or quite frankly anyone else I dont care

Gator is the dad.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Gator is the dad.

Disagree.

Gator is a virgin.

 

[AnOminous]

Disagree.

Gator is a virgin.

Well, he was.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Here Ethan, you earned it.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Gator is the dad.

Not enough horrifying ratings exist for this

 

[Law]

There kid will have no fucking chance to grow up as a normal person. Lolicon loving mother, fat dumb as shit alchoholic felon father.
Rip Gunter you never had a chance

It'd be funny as shit if he grows up to be a successful cancer researcher or something.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine knocking up some vile whore lmao this, this lmao this fat gunt motherfucker.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Its sad to know that a kid has no shot at having a decent life before it even takes a breath in this world

 

[AnOminous]

Its sad to know that a kid has no shot at having a decent life before it even takes a breath in this world

Thanks Ethanol Ralph, for impregnating a whore to give birth to a fucking retard. Good job you absolute fucking piece of shit. We know you won't support the kid either you worthless piece of fucking garbage deadbeat dad.

 

[NoonmanR]

What are the odds they drop the little hellspawn on it's head and kill it. I wanna say 100% but nothing's ever that certain.

 

[Absurdity]

What's good for the Gunt is good for the Gaydur.

 

[Crinoids]

It'd be funny as shit if he grows up to be a successful cancer researcher or something.

I know someone with very similar-or-worse parents who does alright considering. He has amazingly recovered from some serious mental health issues since I met him, though very occasionally has issues with drinking. He's working on an advanced degree right now, but more importantly seems actually happy far more of the time.

The kid won't be alright for a long time but he or she will (probably) survive and be drawn to rap music as a teenager.
Ultimately, your life is what you make of it, even if the first part of your life is messed up.

I wish the children of the corn nothing but the best

 

[grumble_bum]

Are there any second generation lolcows? Or could these potentially be the first.