Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Namekian George Floyd]

No, the kid deserves a chance at life.

A life with Ralph and that kike? No, no one deserves that.

But if she's a kike, the kid will be one too.
Pretty sure that's how being Jewish works, the mother passes on if the spawn is a Jew or not.
So we'll have half Shlomo Shekestein, half demon baby, half pig.

 

[Crusader King 1]

I hope Ethan names his child Josh Moon Ralph

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Pretty sure that's how being Jewish works, the mother passes on if the spawn is a Jew or not.

If that's the case, will the second demon baby have a Right to Return to Israel, or does the swine nature of its father render it non kosher?

 

[Spooky Bones]

Isabella Adrienne Ralph

 

[Law]

So we'll have half Shlomo Shekestein, half demon baby, half pig.

How many halves are there? Is this pairing so a-cursed that it broke basic math?

 

[STN]

Time for a new thread on the crypto jew loli antichrist corn baby #2.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

First Fez Whatley dies and now this... What a fucking shit weekend.

Maybe Guntling The Second will be his reincarnation, now he'll finally have the miserable life he fantasized he had.

 

[Kup]

But if she's a kike, the kid will be one too.
Pretty sure that's how being Jewish works, the mother passes on if the spawn is a Jew or not.
So we'll have half Shlomo Shekestein, half demon baby, half pig.

Call me crazy but I don’t think this kid is gonna become a Hollywood tv producer, the trailer-trash will override the kike genes.

 

[Marvin]

Call me crazy but I don’t think this kid is gonna become a Hollywood tv producer, the trailer-trash will override the kike genes.

It'll go into media. Just the same kind of trash internet media its progenitor was in. A sort of Jerry Springer for the internet age. (except of course, half the time the guntling is more or less the main attraction itself)

 

[Law]

I'm optimistically hoping for an abortion arc but I think it'd be funnier if the kid just became a boring accountant and had no interest in the internet or anime at all.

 

[Punished Brent]

Thus a new god of fertility and bountiful harvests is born.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Rekieta just found out yesterday during his day stream. lol

 

[Kup]

It'll go into media. Just the same kind of trash internet media its progenitor was in. A sort of Jerry Springer for the internet age. (except of course, half the time the guntling is more or less the main attraction itself)

It’ll have a Dan Schneider-esque controversy, instead of feet it’ll be noses. A manifestation of the Guntling’s Oedipal tendancies, numerous young women will be traumatized by the Xander II’s nasal fetish.

A true Ralphamale.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Isabella Adrienne Ralph

Only if it's a boy.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm optimistically hoping for an abortion arc but I think it'd be funnier if the kid just became a boring accountant and had no interest in the internet or anime at all.

Hey man, some of us enjoy the internet

 

[Absurdity]

On a positive note, there's always a chance Ethan could accidently blow himself up during a gender reveal party.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

On a positive note, there's always a chance Ethan could accidently blow himself up during a gender reveal party.

The color of the guts after we blow up the gunt determines its gender

 

[Absurdity]

Ah, the ancient roman practice of gunt-scrying!

 

[catmasterj]

Talk about a weak pullout game.

He's either bad at it or just extremely retarded.

I'm guessing both.

 

[pogoroooo]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD. GIVE THIS COUPLE OF RETARDS THE IDEA TO NAME THIS CHILD "GUNTER" WITH THE NOTION THAT WITH IT, THEY'RE OWNING THE A-LOGS AT KIWI FARMS.
AMEN.