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lmao. Praying for more cash.
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Not to sidetrack things completely, but it depends on the mutation. The current COVID vaccines have demonstrated effectiveness against the major variants, to my knowledge.
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He does, but it may soon not be enough. The loss of those two Twitch checks a month is a hell of a hit to his income, and this plan of "beg for way more in tips" isn't working out in the long run. Not the way he needs it to in order to have it all without making any compromises or sacrifices, which if course he won't do until he absolutely has to because the tips just aren't allowing him to avoid it.
Not sure he'll be hitting the whalechairs up for behind-the-scenes money, though, given that their arrangement only works because said whalechairs get something out of it, which they won't if their contributions are going completely unacknowledged. Never forget that these idiots pay for attention. It's bizarre and foolish that they pay him for anything, but the fact that it's for attention means that Phil will fuck himself if he doesn't give it to them. If he wanted the whalechairs to compensate for the gap between what he got tipped and what he "needed" for that day, as in just hand him that money without being public about it, I dare say that they would refuse to do that. It definitely means something the fact that the set up is supposed to be a secret, but the tips themselves are not.
Even more evidence that totally secret money probably wouldn't happen if he tried to get it. As dumb as his paypigs are, at least they insist on making him dance, and getting recognition. Imagine how much greasier Phil would be if that weren't the case...
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True, as dumb as the paypigs, cashslaves and whales are at least the majority of them want something out of the money they throw into the Scopely firepit. However, there have been instances of big secret behind-da-scenes khantributions in the past like the $1000 overnight interaction, but they seem to be an exception rather than the rule. Still, they do happen and you can bet your ass Phil won't acknowledge them, they go against the begging grift. When the $1000 overnight interaction was discovered Phil promptly disabled the tips leaderboards the following day and started gaslighting his dumb paypigs about it. It never happened, da trollz made it up!
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It's the ultimate example of a status symbol.
when he says he needs money or says a lie you see his eye go wider like a deer in headlights
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That particular tip was indeed an exception, though it's from the amount received. There have undoubtedly been at least a few others that Phil said nothing about because they were more like $20. Give him a grand, and he will not be able to resist the urge to flex, no matter how much it fucks his "I'm so poor, woe is me" narrative.
We all know Phil loves to flex, and we all know he's a child, and that car is a result of those two facts colliding with each other. He bought it to feel like a big boy, but it's ineffective, just like his condo and his marriage, because too many other things about him make it obvious that he isn't a big boy at all. A more convincing person would at least be suping that thing up and making an ass of themselves driving it like a maniac, doing burnouts and donuts in the street and car meets. Don't respect such douchebags, but at least they're not children like Phil. More like teenagers in adult bodies.
More like an example of Phil not knowing what a status symbol is, and why people have them. A BMW is not an expensive car. A Ferrari 458 is an expensive car. Most Porsches are somewhere in between the two, but the people who drive them go through them like he goes through his tips, because they have money on the same level as the Ferrari drivers do, they just don't like Ferraris.
We all know Phil loves to flex, and we all know he's a child, and that car is a result of those two facts colliding with each other. He bought it to feel like a big boy, but it's ineffective, just like his condo and his marriage, because too many other things about him make it obvious that he isn't a big boy at all. A more convincing person would at least be suping that thing up and making an ass of themselves driving it like a maniac, doing burnouts and donuts in the street and car meets. Don't respect such douchebags, but at least they're not children like Phil. More like teenagers in adult bodies.
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Cant wait for the full compilation video!
BTW, I think dsp would be still fine despite the big dip... if he would stop eating out and playing WWEC.
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I actually believe that this is more of an attempt at sleight of hand pig magic rather than him messing up the math.
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He wants to keep the tips total low so when the whales come to the rescue they give him more money.
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The best part of Phil skipping Rise is that Monster Hunter games are perfectly playable solo, hell some people swear by it and refuse to go online. I've beaten 4 Ultimate and Generations completely solo, and I'm nowhere near the level of speedrunners or some of the best streamers.
As for Resi 8, he'll probably play it just because everyone is talking about it online. I expect him to bitch and moan when he gets close to the end of the game about how there's "too much action" while also complaining that the game is too similar to RE4.
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I love how he decided to do an emergency begging marathon 1 DAY BEFORE PAYDAY... this way he can tell his fans 50 times "i might not get payed, please support me".
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hey how come whenever someone donos to phils stream. how come their name doesnt automatically show up with their amount as well as the tip goal that adds up causing phil to type the amount.
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Absolutely. But no one calls him the King of Sacrifice.
Shenanigans. So he can manipulate the total as you see above.
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You snarkily suggest this, Phil taking his video game reviews to that platform would have as far as I can tell broken new ground there and had a chance to succeed however?
You're not recalling the emote DMCA claims of last summer.
This is a precursor to him actually trying to nut up and claim a second charge-back swath saga in the next arc, I can't believe the balls of this fucking moron.
We don't know, yet. I personally guess it's like 66% to 34% chance respectively not paid to the check comes in anyway.
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Phil is certainly hoping to double-dip on his fans. He's hoping he'll get the whales to fund his mortgage via tips and then... oops, Twitch paid him as usual on the 15th. Don't worry, paypigs, your money will be
One thing is for sure, we will know either way - if Phil goes completely crazy on the 16th saying he didn't get paid, its probably true. If the Twitch payment is memory-holed and anyone talking about it gets banned, we'll know he got paid.
In the Twitch Affiliate Agreement, it says that they reserve the right to withhold fees payable to him if he violates the agreement. They devote an entire paragraph stating they can keep your money if you get kicked out for being an idiot. I don't see any reason why they would pay him at this point, since they made it clear they don't have to. Personally, I think that Twitch should do what Phil would do if he were them - keep the money and give him the finger.
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Since the 15th is a Saturday, I assume any twitchbux wouldn't be sent until Monday the 17th?
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I know twitch doesn't really seem to care what he does most of the time but if they do end up paying him and then he gets on stream and lies and says they didnt, how do they let that kind of thing slide? He would be defaming twitch right on their own platform. Is dsp really dumb enough to try something like that?
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And the kicker is Rise has it's own single player/ online room softball mode and knowing Phil he'd never bother to do things like set up player gear and item loadouts or the item wheel ahead of time he'd just do it between hunts and bullshit around with chat it would indeed be ideal for him. I'm still going through the paces of Rise but I have several hundred hours of playtime in World and it's not until you get into the post-post game hunts that you'd have to take the time to figure out what gear to use for maximum resistances as well as some gimmick fights involving effluvia or wind and even then those are multiplayer recommended so he wouldn't even need to touch those.The best part of Phil skipping Rise is that Monster Hunter games are perfectly playable solo, hell some people swear by it and refuse to go online. I've beaten 4 Ultimate and Generations completely solo, and I'm nowhere near the level of speedrunners or some of the best streamers.
As for Resi 8, he'll probably play it just because everyone is talking about it online. I expect him to bitch and moan when he gets close to the end of the game about how there's "too much action" while also complaining that the game is too similar to RE4.
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