DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Michael Janke]

So I have the same knowledge and skills as a 6 year old

all his knowledge and skill, plus your own.

 

[Pargon]

all his knowledge and skill, plus your own.

So, I'm the same, then, but I look like a person who's spent the last thirteen years of his life making a public ass of himself in the internet.

I immediately smash my head against the bathroom mirror to break it, pick up the largest shard of glass I can find, and slash my wrists.

 

[Detractor#38657]

all his knowledge and skill, plus your own.

Damn, all my knowledge and skill PLUS I'll be slightly better at Street Fighter II?

 

[Donut Coma]

what if you woke up as phil 10 years ago?

Waking up as a giant roach? Hey, I've read that one.

I'd hook up with Rambo. He seems like the only non-terrible person ever in DSP's life.

 

[Gunt Burger]

here's something autistic, but interesting.
what if you woke up as phil 10 years ago?
you brush your teeth, go to sleep and when you wake up. you notice that your room looks different. you go the mirror and what you see is phil.
you have all the knowledge and skill phil has aquired up to this point.

I'd get right to grooming my underage fangirl Pandalee.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Waking up as a giant roach? Hey, I've read that one.

I had to reply just to tell you that is an absolute godlike line dude, unlocked some deep memory right there for me

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

Let the record show, yet again, he's fucking hammered.

I am speculating here, but I think he's off something other than the gin. His mannerisms are different, and he's also tired. Sometimes when I drink something other than my Jack & Coke (easy coke) I get a different kind of tipsy. I think he's a different kind of tipsy tonight. Considering how easy this game is, it probably gave him the confidence to switch it up tonight from his ol' reliable gin.

Pokemon Snap will stick around despite not hitting the tips goals, it's a game he can get comfortably wasted playing. I would also need to get hammered to pretend to care about this game, to be fair.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

here's something autistic, but interesting.
what if you woke up as phil 10 years ago?
you brush your teeth, go to sleep and when you wake up. you notice that your room looks different. you go the mirror and what you see is phil.
you have all the knowledge and skill phil has aquired up to this point.

I’d suck hulk hogans dick if I was Phil.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Resident Evil 8 comes out this month and Phil never played any of the much-hyped demos. Why? Because it was only available on Saturdays? He's moved his day off from Tuesday to Thursday to Saturday before. (First of all, why did he do that? I'm not in the know here.) That's some mighty schedule autism he has there.

Has Phil showed any interest at all in picking up the full game? It's one of the HAWTTEST releases of the year, and even if it comes out on Saturday, Phil can play it Sunday or any other day even if he'll miss the Day 1 Views. It's not even a multiplayer-focused game like Monster Hunter Rise. What gives?

 

[Surly Muppet]

A guy named Phaethon resubbed. Did Phil get angry at him?
No, he thanked him for the whopping 51 months of support. Thank you 'sir'.
Why this odd reaction?

Phil quickly pointed out that Phaethon also supports Phil on his Patreon!
He then begged.
Phaethon then tipped $10! He didn't make it on to either part of the board because OiC had already tipped $25 and some other loser tipped $1.30 after him to be the most recent tipper.

But do all you fucking ingrates see this? This is what a good paypiggy does. Model behavior right here. Now all we need is about, what, 40 other people to do the exact same thing every day for at least 28 days every month, for the rest of Phil's life, and Phil will be able to afford his mortgage. It's so simple.

 

[Watamelon]

What a sick stream to tune into.

Philbert laying on the couch, showcasing how much his DD's jiggle by constantly shaking his leg and staring at a Pokemon Snap game.

Literal fucking picture of depression right there.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Resident Evil 8 comes out this month and Phil never played any of the much-hyped demos. Why? Because it was only available on Saturdays? He's moved his day off from Tuesday to Thursday to Saturday before. (First of all, why did he do that? I'm not in the know here.) That's some mighty schedule autism he has there.

Has Phil showed any interest at all in picking up the full game? It's one of the HAWTTEST releases of the year, and even if it comes out on Saturday, Phil can play it Sunday or any other day even if he'll miss the Day 1 Views. It's not even a multiplayer-focused game like Monster Hunter Rise. What gives?

Kat's boss dictates how Phil lives his life now.

 

[Crooked 16th]

here's something autistic, but interesting.
what if you woke up as phil 10 years ago?
you brush your teeth, go to sleep and when you wake up. you notice that your room looks different. you go the mirror and what you see is phil.
you have all the knowledge and skill phil has aquired up to this point.

Phil's making like 250k a year around this time right? So i'd buy a shit load of bitcoin and property down in florida then wait for my millions to poor in. Also make sure the camera is off.

 

[Watamelon]

"No I haven't been drinking. I'm being silly tonight. I'm tired of being negative so I'm being silly. I did not have a drink today."

 

[Fill Bern El]

TWEET INCOMING, HE'S RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS BROOOOO

 

[Watamelon]

"I can't type on my phone. Half the words are typos".

JFC DSP.

"400 trolls will come in to laugh at me while two people will come in and tip" Arranged? Expecting a 75$ from a known cuck and a random anonymous filling the rest.

TWEET INCOMING, HE'S RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS BROOOOO

Tweet may be delayed, he's clearing his throat so much his lungs may come out lmfao

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[Surly Muppet]

Remember when he said he wouldn't tweet to beg during the vest streak? And that if people cared, it would happen organically?
This is now 3 emergency tweets in less than 2 weeks.

He's taking a long time for this one. Trying to keep it together after that mess of a tweet yesterday.
He says he can't type on his phone at all. He keeps getting typos. Maybe because he's fucking drunk. That or the Scopely Shakes have already set in because he hasn't had his gacha hit.
Now he says the trolls are going to turn up because of the tweet. But the tweet needed to be sent...

Absolute trainwreck.

 

[BepsiLight]

He's bitching he got a perfect center shot of a pokemon and it was only one star.
He still doesn't understand that the stars aren't tied to the quality of the photo but are based on what the pokemon is doing.
He's fucking retarded.

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Might as well cut the stream bullshit and become a full time Twitter beggar.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Remember when hitting the Tips Goal was supposed to be an indication of people enjoying a quality stream
And now we have to depend on people who apparently are not watching the stream to hit it
Fun times in Burnelli Land