💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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They are a thing. I sometimes get a brand called fat snax that is made from almond flour and coconut flour. They use some stevia and alcohols as sugar substitutes. It's ok, but I rather have the real thing or make my own keto/low sugar cookies.
Interesting. Not a Stevia fan though. Guess I'll just stick to getting cookies once in a blue moon as a treat.
 
Memphis, a town with it's own distinct style of sauce and cooking of BBQ, is literally 3 hrs away off the highway. St. Louis, another city known for it's BBQ, is 4.5 hours away.

Jack spent a week going in an loop that takes 12 hrs to drive just to eat burgers and shakes.

Edit: my point being is this: Jack could EASILY make BBQ videos where he spends a weekend in Memphis or St. Louis, goes to a handful of spots, and goes home to edit. He could spend the entire week editing out three videos and drop them all on Friday. If he focused on one specific food and just that food, he'd have a bigger audience for his JOTG shit.
He might have to encounter black people in some of those places and I think we all know how Jack feels about our dark skinned brothers and sisters.
 
Are keto cookies a thing? Because Jack only mentioned cookies in his post and I assumed he just got the fat ones so we can have Stroke 3: The Strokening as our newest summer blockbuster.
Lenny and Larry's makes a keto friendly protein cookie for retail sale, and there are plenty of bakeries that make keto and even paleo cookies.

He might have to encounter black people in some of those places and I think we all know how Jack feels about our dark skinned brothers and sisters.
Everyone wants to be a gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. You want to enter the world of BBQ, expect to eat at a LOT of establishments owned by African Americans.
 
Someone who follows Jack's livestreams should ask him if his doctor ever measured his cholesterol or had any concerns about the huge amounts of saturated fat he consumes.
 
Geez, that's just what people at a cookie bakery want. Some fat Karen freaking out while her even fatter, dumber husband videos from the parking lot. Jack thinks the cookies they sold were "his?" Popular places sell out. It happens. You got a refund so shut your fat mouths.

EDIT: Jack is literally so fat and entitled he's pissed that they didn't set aside cookies to get cold and stale for him. Really? Here's an idea, go earlier in the day!
 
This is like divine intervention. God had to intervene to stop Jack from fucking up his diet.

I also love how furious they are that they cant get cookies. Also weird how excited fat boy gets when problems are starting. Its like he just wants to unload on some poor kid because of all the fuck ups he made in life.
 
this jack video has officially made me mad on the internet. more mad than anything i think i've ever seen him post. god forbid the workers (who i'm sure pool the tips) get, what, 3 dollars max from his 15 dollar cookie order? cookies he's not even supposed to eat because he's on a diet?

i'm willing to bet if tammy wasn't a raging bitch about it they would have gotten some extra (and fresh) cookies thrown in for free to make up for the problem. people in the industry are always ready to hook up someone who is understanding. but no. they need cookies NOW.
when they die of their shit diet induced health problems, they are both going to hell 100%

ETA: A lot of these really early pre-orders (they said they ordered like 2 hrs prior) don't even get sent to the kitchen until 20-30 minutes before they are supposed to be ready. they may not have even had the option to put the cookies to the side to begin with.
 
So Jack lies.
"We have been waiting 30 minutes for cookies!!"
Later... "We ordered them for 7, it's 7:15 now. "

He thought he was so clever for his cookie crumble pun. Jack sits in the car like a gimpy uncle you begrudgingly drive around to run errands for.

Jack really is such a cow. I just knew when I saw his FB post he was going to put up a negative review of this place. I wish he would turn his comments back on.
 
This is like divine intervention. God had to intervene to stop Jack from fucking up his diet.

I also love how furious they are that they cant get cookies. Also weird how excited fat boy gets when problems are starting. Its like he just wants to unload on some poor kid because of all the fuck ups he made in life.
Oh, I know. It's one thing to enjoy schadenfreude but he wants to watch undeserving people get raked over the coals for mildly inconveniencing him. It can get seriously nauseating at times.

this jack video has officially made me mad on the internet. more mad than anything i think i've ever seen him post. god forbid the workers (who i'm sure pool the tips) get, what, 3 dollars max from his 15 dollar cookie order? cookies he's not even supposed to eat because he's on a diet?

i'm willing to bet if tammy wasn't a raging bitch about it they would have gotten some extra (and fresh) cookies thrown in for free to make up for the problem. people in the industry are always ready to hook up someone who is understanding. but no. they need cookies NOW.
when they die of their shit diet induced health problems, they are both going to hell 100%

ETA: A lot of these really early pre-orders (they said they ordered like 2 hrs prior) don't even get sent to the kitchen until 20-30 minutes before they are supposed to be ready. they may not have even had the option to put the cookies to the side to begin with.
I feel the MATI at this too, man. You're not alone. If I lived in the area I'd go down, show each and every one of those workers this thread on my smartphone and let them derive whatever enjoyment they could at all of Jack's failures laid bare. It's funny. When I started this thread I wondered if people weren't being just a bit too hard on Jack. Over 1000 pages later, I long since realized he deserves whatever he gets. It's like they can't even keep the fatman rage at being deprived of, as Jack says "some freaking cookies" long enough to get free shit.
 

I'm 1:27 in and this feels like it's been going on for 10 minutes. My god.

[EDIT-VIDEO FINISHED]
"We've waited here 30 minutes for our cookies!...FOR FRICKIN' COOKIES!! Really?! It-we ordered our cookies before we even went out to dinner, TWO hours ago! And they have yet to bring us our order...omgosh"

...Ooof, I remember having a fit like this at a Publix bakery. At the time, I was in the shopping cart seat, kicking my heels against the metal because they were out of free cookie samples. I was fucking three...this is an 'adult.' Holy fucking shit. You'd just love to see how he'd respond to real adversity (I mean, his health condition alone is a living hell, but he seems not to care). If this is how he reacts to basically *nothing*, I'd like to see how far he'd get living under the worst of conditions certain people in this country consider reality, like living in a space where there's 4 feet between floor and ceiling. That'd be a scene.

The sheer entitlement that you can hear in his bitching in this particular video makes me physically ill. This fucking invalid is giggling as he pictures his hambeast caregiver bitching out some poor, low-level retail worker, wishing he was in there to watch. Does it occur to him that he can? Is he that fucking gimped out that he can't even walk the 20 feet or so to the door to get a good look? Scooty-puff hasn't made an appearance in ages, so I thought he could walk somewhat. Maybe that's a tad optimistic, considering how the picture wobbles if Jack does handheld camera while walking. And Jack being a chronic liar is nothing new, but his lies this video are just infuriating. After his nonstop complaining, he puts on a serious face at 3 minutes in and says, "I'm not into cookies." Nigger please, nobody throws a childish tantrum over something they don't even care about, never mind the multiple cookie videos on his channels. He actually had to remind himself to lie to his audience because of the scam diet he's not even following. And shortly after 6 minutes, he claims that because people near him work for slave wages, he makes sure to tip. This, from a guy who'll penalize servers for decisions made by management. Goddamn, this is the angriest I've felt watching a Jack video in recent memory. It amazes me how some people feel a need to put themselves out there in the most un-dignifying of ways. Go ahead, MATI me if you want, but no one with an unprejudiced mind can deny that this was brutal.
 
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i'm willing to bet if tammy wasn't a raging bitch about it they would have gotten some extra (and fresh) cookies thrown in for free to make up for the problem. people in the industry are always ready to hook up someone who is understanding. but no. they need cookies NOW.
Totally agree, that they document such shitty behavior just cements how stupid and ignorant they are. I've gotten free stuff more times that I can recall just for being super polite and agreeable with waitstaff and fast food workers.
 
Totally agree, that they document such shitty behavior just cements how stupid and ignorant they are. I've gotten free stuff more times that I can recall just for being super polite and agreeable with waitstaff and fast food workers.
Which brings me to my next point: these people all have nearly unrestricted access to your food. I'd like my meal without a loogie in it, thank you very much.
 
I thought Tammy's reaction was actually pretty reserved and rational. Can't make the cookies we ordered? Refund my money, please, and figure it out for next time.

It's Jack that started needling Tammy as to what she did next, thinking she would burn the place down with her rage, and then demanding to see if they actually refunded the money. Jack is a narcissistic sociopath.
 
It's Jack that started needling Tammy as to what she did next, thinking she would burn the place down with her rage, and then demanding to see if they actually refunded the money. Jack is a narcissistic sociopath.
Jack is like an autistic child shrieking because mommy didn't make him tendies. The wendigo rages when denied its cookies! Can you imagine an adult man, a supposedly adult man, acting like this? If an actual adult had a bad hair day and acted like this, though, they wouldn't videotape it and put it online so everyone could see what a complete fuckwad they were. It would be an embarrassing lapse in judgment they'd try to forget.
 
What is the fucking point of this video? It’s a restaurant review where a sickly man complains in his car and then complains in his house. Nothing in the restaurant or about the food. Just a grown man crying on the internet for no discernible purpose. Who is the audience for this except for Jack himself? It’s the type of thing someone would upload when they’re mad and then quietly delete a few hours later because the uploader suddenly realizes that they look like a fucking retard. Jack has no such personal insight, fortunately.

Is this a half-assed shakedown attempt for a bunch of free cookies. You weigh over 300 pound, are on a strict diet, and can’t eat a half dozen cookies. So that’s a dumb idea and it makes you look like a shitty human being. At least he’s going after a chain who will be more likely to ban than capitulate and not a small business who might indulge him. Hopefully it’s not a franchised location he’s trashing though, especially if it’s a small owner-operator.

And tip for stuff even if you pick it up. Food service workers are getting hit the hardest financially during the pandemic. If you’re going to use their service, you’re obligated to throw a few bucks their way especially now. I still tip 15% for takeout during the pandemic becauase of how economically hurt these people are. “Christian” Jack disagrees because he’s a misanthrope and a sociopath.
 
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