💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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I'm a damn Yankee, and therefore a retard about most things Southern, but what's the brown paper for if not for some kind of shitty to-go container? There's already a metal tray containing the food, so it's not for keeping the table or anything else clean of grease.
Nah, at a lot of burger joints or sports bar type places you get greasy food served on waxy paper, on a plate. More often you'll get fries and stuff like that served similarly in a plastic basket. It's really just for convenience and cleanliness on the serving crew's part.

Most likely Jack's either lying out of his ass or like @EvilDroid64 said he just took a picture of someone else's table (again lying out his ass).
 
I'm a damn Yankee, and therefore a retard about most things Southern, but what's the brown paper for if not for some kind of shitty to-go container? There's already a metal tray containing the food, so it's not for keeping the table or anything else clean of grease.
The meat-served-on-butcher-paper is kind of a BBQ industry schtick. Some of the OG BBQ restaraunts were basically meat markets that also sold smoked meat, so they served meat on pieces of butcher paper for people that wanted to eat in store. It was a convenient, fast, and cheap way to serve food in a casual setting. It’s a tradition that a lot of places retained even through the migration to standalone restaurants.

Now you have restaurants like the one Jack went to that do it to be “authentic” even though they’re a chain in strip malls. It’s also still easy to just slice off some meat, throw it on some wax paper, and then put it on a tray, plus it keeps the trays cleaner. While it definitely still serves a practical purpose, it’s primarily a marketing gimmick to fake authenticity.

It’s also interesting that Jack the food expert ate BBQ at a chain restaurant with dozens of locations when Tennessee has it’s own legit BBQ scene with it’s own regional variations. I have no doubt that there’s at least one, likely multiple kick ass places within a twenty minute drive. There’s absolutely no reason to go to a chain.
 
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It’s also interesting that Jack the food expert ate BBQ at a chain restaurant with dozens of locations when Tennessee has it’s own legit BBQ scene with it’s own regional variations. I have no doubt that there’s at least one, likely multiple kick ass places within a twenty minute drive. There’s absolutely no reason to go to a chain.
Jack has the most repulsively pleb-tier tastes of anyone who reviews food.
 
It looks like someone else's table and they left food when they left the restaurant.
yeah, looking at it again it does look like he took a picture of someone else's table. unless the waitress offered him someone else's fries?

it's remarkable how fucking awful he is at hiding the fact that he's not following his diet as usual. any normal person simply wouldn't say anything. meanwhile, jack needs to point out at least twice a day that he's not eating a certain food. although this is a hilarious new low
 
Yeah it's one thing if Jack posted photos of losing a fuckton of weight and really healthy food he had. Posting stupid humblebrags that you lost just 10 lbs in over a month and didn't eat some fries from a restaurant that you probably ate fatty food at is peak Jack, ignorant af.
 
Mission BBQ is a counter service restaurant chain. If you’re going to lie about a waitress dropping off free food you can’t eat, pick a restaurant that actually has wait staff. And why is there a rag that’s obviously used to clean tables in the picture? Did the waitress also offer a filthy rag with the fries? None of this story makes any sense.
The (non single bone) serving of ribs at his Mission BBQ area is 3x (or) more calories than a serving of fries. This guy just can never get his shit or lies together.
 
I'm a damn Yankee, and therefore a retard about most things Southern, but what's the brown paper for if not for some kind of shitty to-go container? There's already a metal tray containing the food, so it's not for keeping the table or anything else clean of grease.
It's also supposed to suck up excess grease, which makes fries taste better since you don't have them soaking in the fryer oil or lard. It also makes tray clean-up a little less annoying I think.
 
It’s also interesting that Jack the food expert ate BBQ at a chain restaurant with dozens of locations when Tennessee has it’s own legit BBQ scene with it’s own regional variations. I have no doubt that there’s at least one, likely multiple kick ass places within a twenty minute drive. There’s absolutely no reason to go to a chain.
Memphis, a town with it's own distinct style of sauce and cooking of BBQ, is literally 3 hrs away off the highway. St. Louis, another city known for it's BBQ, is 4.5 hours away.

Jack spent a week going in an loop that takes 12 hrs to drive just to eat burgers and shakes.

Edit: my point being is this: Jack could EASILY make BBQ videos where he spends a weekend in Memphis or St. Louis, goes to a handful of spots, and goes home to edit. He could spend the entire week editing out three videos and drop them all on Friday. If he focused on one specific food and just that food, he'd have a bigger audience for his JOTG shit.
 
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I think Jack's stroke brain can't handle all the variables of a real restaurant. When he goes to a chain he knows exactly what it's going to be like. He can show up, sit down and get a menu. The food will be predictable.

In a smaller independent restaurant he might have to read the menu off a board, there might not be any seating and maybe the food is actually unique, all of it makes him uncomfortable.
 
I think Jack's stroke brain can't handle all the variables of a real restaurant. When he goes to a chain he knows exactly what it's going to be like. He can show up, sit down and get a menu. The food will be predictable.

In a smaller independent restaurant he might have to read the menu off a board, there might not be any seating and maybe the food is actually unique, all of it makes him uncomfortable.
This is a interesting take but I think I gotta go with this being more of a social thing. In California Jack had a bigger range of friends to go eat with but now he is driven by where Tammy wants to bother driving and what his boomer megachurch friends like and all of that is going to mean stripmall food at best.
 
I think Jack's stroke brain can't handle all the variables of a real restaurant. When he goes to a chain he knows exactly what it's going to be like. He can show up, sit down and get a menu. The food will be predictable.

In a smaller independent restaurant he might have to read the menu off a board, there might not be any seating and maybe the food is actually unique, all of it makes him uncomfortable.
That might be the case but I think it's just Jack being an absolute bottom of the barrel kind of food guy. It's not about quality for him but quantity and you tend to get more at chain restaurants than Mom & Pop places. At least when it comes to things like sides. I mean this is the asshole that when he goes to Red Robin demands that his free refill of fries be put down immediately so that when he inhales what's on his plate he gets another serving of them right away. And he'll take it out of the server's tip if they delay his artery clogging serving of fried potato sticks.

He's a garbage human with garbage tastes.
 
This is a interesting take but I think I gotta go with this being more of a social thing. In California Jack had a bigger range of friends to go eat with but now he is driven by where Tammy wants to bother driving and what his boomer megachurch friends like and all of that is going to mean stripmall food at best.
i feel like he would bring more people along with him on JOTG in his first few years in TN compared to the CA videos where it was always the same group of guys he'd bring along depending on if they were doing burgers, pizza, wings, or tacos

ever since his stroke it's usually just jack and tammy in the videos and if they're ever joined by a friend, it's almost always jeanette only. maybe all his other church buddies realized jack was a meme and don't want anything to do with him anymore? his tendency to stick to chain/strip-mall spots is a boomer thing. like @TurdFondler said, boomers love chains because they know exactly what to expect. and since jack doesn't go to nashville, he's limited to the boring strip mall restaurants he goes to on 95% of JOTG videos
 
thanks for the heads up, mr. i've given my facebook info to hackers twice

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thanks for the heads up, mr. i've given my facebook info to hackers twice

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Lol weren't they Bangladeshi hackers?

The "This is called..." is what stands out to me, as if he thinks his audience is hearing this for the first time- from him, no less. The existence of internet scams is not new knowledge- even my relatives who are still around after 90+ years are tech-literate enough to know what phishing scams are, and have enough common sense to recognize them. Jack probably sees himself like some kind of sage from days of yore, blessing us low-borns with his wisdom. Fucking narcissist. I'm also pretty confident that he clicked on the link himself, thinking it was legit, before finding out that it wasn't.
 
I'm sure he is having their finest keto cookies and just tip you cheap boomer.
Just checked their website. Their Nashville area locations do not currently sell any keto, low sugar, or reduced calorie cookie at the moment. Not that we need more evidence that Jack isn’t dieting, but he gave it to use regardless. He’s literally ordering cookies online.
 
I'm sure he is having their finest keto cookies and just tip you cheap boomer.
Of course. Old fat fucks don't tip anymore than office karens and kids who've never worked a day in their life. I did delivery a few years back, those were the three types of people who didn't tip. Just shut the fuck up and tip your driver. Unless he eats some of your order, there's nothing for you to bitch about.

Just checked their website. Their Nashville area locations do not currently sell any keto, low sugar, or reduced calorie cookie at the moment. Not that we need more evidence that Jack isn’t dieting, but he gave it to use regardless. He’s literally ordering cookies online.
Are keto cookies a thing? Because Jack only mentioned cookies in his post and I assumed he just got the fat ones so we can have Stroke 3: The Strokening as our newest summer blockbuster.
 
Are keto cookies a thing? Because Jack only mentioned cookies in his post and I assumed he just got the fat ones so we can have Stroke 3: The Strokening as our newest summer blockbuster.
They are a thing. I sometimes get a brand called fat snax that is made from almond flour and coconut flour. They use some stevia and alcohols as sugar substitutes. It's ok, but I rather have the real thing or make my own keto/low sugar cookies.
 
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