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The real question is: Why does Jack think he should start narrating audio books? He can barely read and cant talk for 10 minutes straight without a disgusting coughing fit or two.
He likely sees it as easy/passive income. Like "hey, all I have to do is read off a page into a microphone, that's super easy!" Even though, because of the seemingly low barrier to entry, there will be a lot of competition from people with nicer voices who enunciate and don't stroke-slur through everything and who have proper mics that don't pick up disruptive background noises.
 
The real question is: Why does Jack think he should start narrating audio books? He can barely read and cant talk for 10 minutes straight without a disgusting coughing fit or two.
He might think it is easy money but I doubt anyone would hire a stroked out mush brain who can barely string together coherent sentences. He is not a good speaker.
 
He might think it is easy money but I doubt anyone would hire a stroked out mush brain who can barely string together coherent sentences. He is not a good speaker.
He also has no idea how to pronounce half of his vocabulary.

What kind of books would Jack even read? He strikes me as the kind of guy who sits in front of the TV and just watches the news and sports, not a very literate type.
 
He also has no idea how to pronounce half of his vocabulary.

What kind of books would Jack even read? He strikes me as the kind of guy who sits in front of the TV and just watches the news and sports, not a very literate type.
I mean this wont happen but he could maybe grift his way into doing audiobooks put out by his church? But even that assumes they are really stupid and wouldn't just have a pastor do it.
 
He's going to get like a third of the way through a book and give up, never speaking of this endeavor again.
 
Like we aren’t all secretly hoping he tries to narrate some books so we can schadenfreude-cringe our guts out for days...😂
 
He also has no idea how to pronounce half of his vocabulary.
I listened to a super long three part history of the third reich a few years ago. I kept thinking of that while reading about Jack’s audiobook fantasy. I’d love to hear a Jack version of it since there’s lots of German names, places, and terms that he would absolutely butcher.

Jack’s speaking voice really isn’t terrible, in my opinion. It’s decent enough that Jack of 20 years ago probably could have found a way to make voice acting work if he got some speech and vocal training.

There’s absolutely no way he can make a go of it now though. He had multiple strokes so he slurs his words and he’s mentally deteriorated. You can’t get a job narrating if you slur - period. He’s also not going to invest the money to get good equipment (a $100 mic isn’t going to cut it) or practice to get good at it. He’s stubborn so he’ll never accept any constructive criticism. I doubt he could even read out loud for an hour without getting winded and physically exhausted.

It’s just not going to happen. Total fantasy. It’s also a totally weird and random idea to come up with. I bet he signed up for some scammy online “service” that gives you leads for work.
 
It’s just not going to happen. Total fantasy. It’s also a totally weird and random idea to come up with. I bet he signed up for some scammy online “service” that gives you leads for work.
He might be auditioning to narrate audiobooks through ACX, which is Audible's platform for authors who want to get audiobooks made. Authors can upload their books to ACX and choose a narrator, and the audiobook will then go on Audible, Amazon and iTunes. If he's going that route, he's got some stiff competition. There are real professionals on there who have been doing voice work for decades. If Jack is going into this thinking it's going to be like the good old days of his YouTube channel making hundreds of dollars a week for a few hours of work, he's going to be disappointed. If he prices himself low enough he might be able to get some work just by being cheap, but it's going to be nobody authors who might sell a few dozen copies a month. Or, as you said, he might just be getting conned by some vanity press type of scam.
 
I listened to a super long three part history of the third reich a few years ago. I kept thinking of that while reading about Jack’s audiobook fantasy. I’d love to hear a Jack version of it since there’s lots of German names, places, and terms that he would absolutely butcher.

Jack’s speaking voice really isn’t terrible, in my opinion. It’s decent enough that Jack of 20 years ago probably could have found a way to make voice acting work if he got some speech and vocal training.

There’s absolutely no way he can make a go of it now though. He had multiple strokes so he slurs his words and he’s mentally deteriorated. You can’t get a job narrating if you slur - period. He’s also not going to invest the money to get good equipment (a $100 mic isn’t going to cut it) or practice to get good at it. He’s stubborn so he’ll never accept any constructive criticism. I doubt he could even read out loud for an hour without getting winded and physically exhausted.

It’s just not going to happen. Total fantasy. It’s also a totally weird and random idea to come up with. I bet he signed up for some scammy online “service” that gives you leads for work.
The way he slurs and mushes his way through words now shows he wouldn't be able to make it reading audio books. That and unless the word is 100% English he'd make a mockery of it.
 
i'll take things that didn't happen for $100, ghost of alex

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Her offering it to him in the first place or him turning it down?
both. his image shows a tray of fries. if the waitress offered him "fries to go on the house" and he declined, there wouldn't be any fries to take a picture of. those are probably the fries they ordered with their meals and this is most likely just another typical jack lie to make it seem like he's sticking to his diet when he really isn't
 
i'll take things that didn't happen for $100, ghost of alex

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Mission BBQ is a counter service restaurant chain. If you’re going to lie about a waitress dropping off free food you can’t eat, pick a restaurant that actually has wait staff. And why is there a rag that’s obviously used to clean tables in the picture? Did the waitress also offer a filthy rag with the fries? None of this story makes any sense.
 
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both. his image shows a tray of fries. if the waitress offered him "fries to go on the house" and he declined, there wouldn't be any fries to take a picture of. those are probably the fries they ordered with their meals and this is most likely just another typical jack lie to make it seem like he's sticking to his diet when he really isn't

I'm a damn Yankee, and therefore a retard about most things Southern, but what's the brown paper for if not for some kind of shitty to-go container? There's already a metal tray containing the food, so it's not for keeping the table or anything else clean of grease.
 
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