Interests 6/9/15: Chris Reacts to New Sonic Boom Game Announcement

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Forever Sunrise dijo:
... Why does he think the activities of an illegal movement (hackers, trolls, blah-de-blah-de-blah) are going to put a stop to a legal commercial enterprise?

Also, why does he think trolls, hackers, etc will apply enough pressure to force SEGA to back down, when the last thing Chris himself would ever willingly admit to would be the coercive effects that trolling has had on his activities in the past.
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He doesn't.
He's deliberately exaggerating.
 
Lunete dijo:
I wonder what that Best Buy employee thought after they read this.
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"Oh. is that all you want? For us to bang heads with a multi-national corporation whose revenue and holdings dwarf our own? Yeah, let me suggest that to my supervisor. I hate this job anyway."

Chris's delusions are astounding sometimes. He understands that he can't go out and wreck Gamestop displays because he's already in trouble over that, but somehow he doesn't understand that publicly threatening Best Buy with cyber-terrorism under his own fucking name is a ridiculously bad idea.


It's gonna' be a great summer.
 
Chuggernaut dijo:
Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.
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Mandetory?
Influential individual person

Every now and thing Chris steps in the wayback machine and brings back classic chris.
 
I'd imagine that Chris will soon don a trench coat and buy lots of pepper spray and will become an autistic version of the guy from Hatred. Rather than going on a spree killing, he will visit every Gamestop location across the state of Virginia, mace the employees, and say edgy, over-the-top rants about the blarms.
 
drmccoy dijo:
Not only is he nigh-indecipherable but his "threats" sentence could very easily be misconstrued as actual threats to the employees of the local Best Buy. He really better watch his dumbass over this, even on line. Oh, and this shit is hilarious compared to the other crap he's been posting lately. I wonder what his new friends think?
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Dude trust me, everyone at Impulse already knows he's crazy.
 
Chuggernaut dijo:
Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.
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So Chris still has his trial coming up in... and the genius decides to make this public, vaguely threatening post to a major corporation...

There is shooting yourself in the foot... and then there is just bellyflopping into a wood chipper.
 
Chuggernaut dijo:
Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it
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What the literal fuck?

"Your cooperation is Mandetory"? Really? Mandetory? Love how Chris still can't spell.... even though facebook would have done that red squiggly line thing to tell him it was wrong.

And how does Chris think he's going to get internet trolls, cyberbullies, hackers, 4chan, and all such else therein to do anything he asks???

(note: people are already being autistic in the replies to the facebook post)
 
Wow, time flies. I didn't realize the trial was already coming up. This week is amazing. ESO came out today, Chris shitposts about blarms, and his trial is on Thursday....loving it.

I'm wondering what made him go to the bestbuy Facebook and post on their page? Has he gone to any other official pages and posted any other rants like that?
 
The timing of this is perfect too. I mean, revealing a new game a mere week before E3? That means they're just getting the whole announcement out of the way so they don't have to bother with it during their E3 presentation, which pretty much means Nintendo doesn't give a shit about Sonic, and that they feel like they don't need to bother giving it any real attention. Given how thin their current lineup for 3DS is, this bodes well for Sonic Boom 2 being a terrible game again, and expectations being low. Naturally, this means lower sales, which will feed into Chris' ego, because as far as he's concerned, his blarms protest is what made the first games a commercial failure.

TL;DR: Not even Nintendo doesn't believe in this game, Chris will declare victory when it flops.
 
Court date THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!

This will mark the first time in American legal history that the defense argues for the death penalty in lieu of community service.
 
4Macie dijo:
What the literal fuck?

"Your cooperation is Mandetory"? Really? Mandetory? Love how Chris still can't spell.... even though facebook would have done that red squiggly line thing to tell him it was wrong.

And how does Chris think he's going to get internet trolls, cyberbullies, hackers, 4chan, and all such else therein to do anything he asks???

(note: people are already being autistic in the replies to the facebook post)
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I think the commenters summed it up nicely. "Looney" isn't a word I'd have used to describe Chris but it fits.
 
What is Sega thinking? Didn't the massive blue arms riots teach them anything? It's going to be their fault when Chris maces another ass manager!
 
JULAY dijo:
Crazy as in, "What a quirky, yet loveable fat autist!", or crazy as in, "This person is a dangerous nutcase, and is potentially the next Buffalo Bill"?
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Probably splitting the difference. "oh God, there she is... no! don't look! don't look! DON'T - HIIIIIIIII, CHRISTINE how are YOU?"
 
Chuggernaut dijo:
Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.
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1- I know he has tried to use the trolls to attack people who bother him (Wal-Mart manager comes to mind) but was he ever so blatant? I mean god damn.

2- "I am quite an influential individual person." LMAO

For his sake I hope he doesn't sperg about this at Impulse.

cumrobbery dijo:
I'd imagine that Chris will soon don a trench coat and buy lots of pepper spray and will become an autistic version of the guy from Hatred. Rather than going on a spree killing, he will visit every Gamestop location across the state of Virginia, mace the employees, and say edgy, over-the-top rants about the blarms.
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Hatred is pretty autistic as is.
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