Interests 6/9/15: Chris Reacts to New Sonic Boom Game Announcement

[CWCissey]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

Co-operation is 'mandetory'? And Chris still hasn't learned not to use the Internet as his personal army, nor does he know that posting vaguely threatening messages may harm his defence in court?

Unless he's talking about the hackers and trolls targeting him...

 

[Muscle Bra]

Every time I read this, I can't help but think of Depeche Mode:

Old tired woman needs new teeth
Keurig coffee starts a fire
Tomgirl Chris on trial for life

Sonic's arms are not freakin' blu-uue!

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

Looks like Chris is pulling out his bag of tricks. The only thing he has influence over the clothes he puts himself in.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

"Does my protest and jail time and court trouble result not resonate with you at all?"

Possibly my favorite Chris trait is his sheer incredulity at situations not turning out as he wants.
He's not just disappointed or annoyed, he literally can't process the concept that a corporation is under no obligation to so much as acknowledge his demands, let alone act on them.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Blarms 2: Blarm Harder

 

[The Dude]

A Sonic Of Ire And Lice
By Julay R.R Martin

Fixed that for you.

 

[drmccoy]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

Not only is he nigh-indecipherable but his "threats" sentence could very easily be misconstrued as actual threats to the employees of the local Best Buy. He really better watch his dumbass over this, even on line. Oh, and this shit is hilarious compared to the other crap he's been posting lately. I wonder what his new friends think?

 

[DJAndyMD]

CwcvilleGuardian: "I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly."

That's because he feeds into the joke. He is so blind to realize that the majority sees Sonichu as nothing but a joke.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Why would they make another one? I don't think Sonic Boom sold worth a damn.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Not only is he nigh-indecipherable but his "threats" sentence could very easily be misconstrued as actual threats to the employees of the local Best Buy. He really better watch his dumbass over this, even on line. Oh, and this shit is hilarious compared to the other crap he's been posting lately. I wonder what his new friends think?

They will go running out the door

 

[CornetteFace]

Insert OkayGo's video for here it goes again here.

Because here it goes again!

 

[sugoi-chan]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

I like how vaguely legalistic it sounds, like it's straight from the lawfirm of Autist, Autist, and Sped.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Failure to comply will result in constant attacks from countless Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, Hackers, 4Chan, and all such else therein, upon each person there where you are.

He STILL thinks that he has a personal army? Bloody hell...

 

[Lunete]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

I wonder what that Best Buy employee thought after they read this.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Why would they make another one? I don't think Sonic Boom sold worth a damn.

I have two theories: the first being that the cartoon is popular, and in my opinion is not as bad as the games, and the second being that it might have sold well in other parts of the world other than the US. Its like asking why Nintendo keeps on making the Mario and Sonic Olympic Games.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

I'm pretty sure that if the honest and true Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler were here, SEGA would put down their (bl)arms and get rid of this Sonic Boom menace.

Instead it's merely Christine Chandler, and I don't believe SEGA is acquainted with her in any way.

 

[Cosmos]

Wow, SEGA should really listen to Chris. He's been in Vanity Fair and everything!

Just saying, SEGA. He's got a lot of influence.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I have this image in my head of Chris walking into a game store with the explicit purpose of purchasing a copy of this game, only to be utterly surprised and confused when he's thrown out by authorities, followed by more chimping out.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Why would they make another one? I don't think Sonic Boom sold worth a damn.

The cartoon is running strong. Sonic's gone from flagship character of a console to cartoon character in shitty video game tieins.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Hmmm, that's a nice Sonic boom 2 display you got there BestBuy. Would be a real shame if something were to happen to it......