💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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is this like, their version of hatred?

hey lets make this kid-friendly wii u game the next big thing. that'll show them.

thank god there's already porn of hatred guy fucking squids.

Nah it's more like their Call Of Duty.

But at least we now know, when facing a team that Dobbles and the Wu-Wu Failway Express is part of, aim for the dude on the roller.
 
I feel that. I just get really, really wary of anything SJWs like. It's just like with SU, love the art style and all that but at the same time stuff they crow about all the time usually tends to be along the lines of "Assigned male"

That and I'm not so good with online multiplayer stuff...
It's because of the degree they obsess over it. I love SU cause the art's awesome and it's so quirky, and yeah, it's pretty inclusive.
But SJWs and tumblrinas who range between stupid tweens to too-old-to-be-caring will write essays and essays of TL;DR posts about why it's so good for children and other nonsense.
It makes them feel good because they think that their rants are so zomgPROGRESSIVE when they really don't realize that the only thing they've done is watch a children's cartoon, have an opinion, and point out the most obvious points.
And since it's Tumblr, everyone circlejerks for having the same exact opinion.

EDIT: Just to bring this back on topic, you can sure as hell bet that Dobson is trying (and somehow failing) to suck that tumblrina dick.
 
Still fapping to Korrasami

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Is this sack of untalented lard serious?
The term he's looking for is "team".
I don't know what the fuck this is about, but presenting Dobson's latest: "Shiny"
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Cause Shadeswithblack McFillbucket is in such a great position to shittalk other's style... It's like a blind guy trying to lecture a color-blind guy on rainbows.
So, a "comic" with 3 panels, I'm guessing the first one was a screen cap, the second one made by Dobson and the third one is a copy paste and edit as little as possible from the second one:
I'm seriously thinking that calling Dobson "lazy" is an understatement.
Ha. Y'know, the girl that draws "Lackadaisy Cats" uses cats for her story not only cause they are cute (and fun to draw) but also cause she can use the ears to emphasize emotions. Dobson, on the other hand, doesn't take any advantage of his fursona. I know, it's just his passive aggressive way around having to draw himself, but still. He's supposed to be a cartoonist and stuff like that just shows how unimaginative he is.
 
Ha. Y'know, the girl that draws "Lackadaisy Cats" uses cats for her story not only cause they are cute (and fun to draw) but also cause she can use the ears to emphasize emotions. Dobson, on the other hand, doesn't take any advantage of his fursona. I know, it's just his passive aggressive way around having to draw himself, but still. He's supposed to be a cartoonist and stuff like that just shows how unimaginative he is.

It would help if Dobby knew proper anatomy. Or how to draw figures. Or listened to half the shit he complains about in SYAC. Because contrary to what he believes, things like proportion and musculature and the idea of motion are not there to curb your creativity to the will of the evil art-school nazis, but to get you comfortable enough to experiment with shapes in the first place.

Dobson doesn't seem to get that. He thinks he's that zany, creative, free-minded cartoonist (or at least he used to before transmuting into pure vitriol), but in reality, as you said, he's terribly unimaginative. A lot of that is because he never bothers to play with proportions. He never uses it to emphasize aspects that he wants. When he does, it's just all over the place. And that's because he doesn't really understand anatomy, so it never became a tool to him. Just a crutch.

Dobson needs some Loomis. Badly.
 
Since its launch on May 29th, Dobson has tweeted or retweeted about Splatoon at least 122 times, for an average of just over 17 times per day.

For comparison, he's released five strips of 'So, You're a Cartoonist' thus far in 2015. This includes one comic that was a blatant copy of one he released a year or two ago.

I know it's been said before, but Dobson really needs to re-evaluate his priorities.
 
Nah it's more like their Call Of Duty.

But at least we now know, when facing a team that Dobbles and the Wu-Wu Failway Express is part of, aim for the dude progressive female-identified squid girl on the roller.
And then Dobson will hop on Twitter to bitch about how it's totally his teammates that don't know how to play and that's why he constantly gets his ass handed to him.
 
And then Dobson will hop on Twitter to bitch about how it's totally his teammates that don't know how to play and that's why he constantly gets his ass handed to him.
I think the whole "stop playing like CoD" thing might already have been that.
Like, players are on the front line taking hits for the team while Dobbles desperately avoids the enemy while paintrolling and gets his ass kicked. In his mind, the ones who come after him because he's an easy target are in the wrong and "playing like CoD".
 
I still have to wonder what he means by "playing like CoD." At first I thought he must have voice chat on, but then someone mentioned Splatoon doesn't have voice chat yet. If he's not referring to shit mouthed 14 year old edgelords saying they fucked his mom, what is he talking about?
 
Maybe he's talking about people being too focused on 'killing' enemies with the paint-guns while neglecting the importance of covering ground with your own paint.
Then again, on the other hand, he's demanding people to walk into his badly placed traps, so maybe he's just stupid thinking it's "unsportsmanlike" to attack the fillbucketeers loli-squid-paintrollers.
 
I'm surprised SJWs haven't noticed how problematic Splatoon is. After all, it's all about spraying territory to establish dominance over it, like a male spraying urine everywhere to mark.

Maybe I should start a Tumblr to call these phallocentric shitlords out.
 
Splatoon is the "next big thing" to SJWs. Considering how slow Dobson is, expect him to catch up with the predictable porn outrage in a few days.

Oh yes, I've already seen the "If you draw Splatoon porn, recognize you're a pedophile" posts... Nevermind they're usually drawn a fair bit older because I guess obvious adults are what pedophiles are into. /sjwlogic
 
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