💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Gensdupays]

"Splatoonies"

Wasn't Dobson the one complaining about "Gembros" a few months ago?

And gee, having trouble with teamwork? Maybe voicechat would help!

It wouldn't even be of use in Turf War. And besides, imagine Dobson screaming at you.

 

[CWCissey]

He's demanding his opponents walk into his traps

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BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUCKIN' STUPID NOOKIE BEAR!

 

[Gothicserpent]

Splatoonies sounds like a group of traveling porn stars.

 

[CWCissey]

Splatoonies sounds like a group of traveling porn stars.

Nah it sounds like a really bad Saturday Morning Cartoon.

 

[Bugaboo]

Splatoonies sound like a club of children who like splatoon. Like the Goonies

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Jesus man do like, literally ONE other thing with your time

 

[wheat pasta]

He's demanding his opponents walk into his traps

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Pictured here: A man who expects to be paid to draw stuff... bitching about a video game. On Twitter.

 

[Pina Colada]

I don't know what the fuck this is about, but presenting Dobson's latest: "Shiny"
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Nice of him to give me a bad name, there.

Also, he needs a Botox Cosmetic specialist, STAT. (That is, one for his "skills" and one for his wrinkles of wisdom nonsensical tweets.)

 

[Count groudon]

Dobson has some splatoon advice

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Thats nice. Get back to work

 

[sleepdeprived]

The same joke about "Tumblr noses" is a very well-reblogged post already on Tumblr - they even call it the same thing. Dobson is like the kid in junior high that repeats jokes he heard from the cool kids and tries to pretend he thought that shit up on his own.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Nah it sounds like a really bad Saturday Morning Cartoon.

Like a Saturday morning cartoon specifically meant to sell toys that Dob would collect, then yell at everyone else for having.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

That patreon drawing. If Dobby had any self awareness, he might realize how hypocritical it is for him to make a comment criticizing someone else's art.

 

[Meowthkip]

He's too busy making splatoon graffiti

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... Okay, this one mildly amused me.

Splatoonies sound like a club of children who like splatoon. Like the Goonies

Splatoonies never say die!

 

[Daario Naharis]

Dobson's having a downer about the fallout 4 trailer release
(he re-tweeted this)
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Yeah. Yeah.

There's this post I made on the MovieBob thread a while back. In response to him tweeting about how all the people like him should just leave Video Games and it would go all Atlas Shrugged.

My post was to the effect of Todd Howard having the ability to walk out on stage, shit on the audience, announce Fallout 4, and make millions for Bethesda over night.

Please enjoy watching this happen.

People can tweet about the setting or anything else they dislike.

Unless Bethesda has royally fucked up, it's going to make a shit ton of money and get the celebrity treatment from the press. Scratch that. It's already getting

So please, MovieBob Galtman and your fearless crew of Industrialists who drive the world of video games, enjoy screaming against the echo chamber.

Oh. As for Dobson re-tweeting this. I find this ironic given his love of Skyrim.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah. Yeah.

There's this post I made on the MovieBob thread a while back. In response to him tweeting about how all the people like him should just leave Video Games and it would go all Atlas Shrugged.

That whole "going Galt" thing relies on people actually giving a fuck whether you leave. You know, because you actually do things. As far as I'm concerned, he can go be fat somewhere else.

 

[MayMay]

Oh. As for Dobson re-tweeting this. I find this ironic given his love of Skyrim.

Well if some SJW said Skyrim was ZOMGPROBLEMATIC he'd turn on it in a millisecond and block anyone who pointed out he was previously a fan.

That said Skyrim's probably the reason I wouldn't have suggested "Nuclear Winter" as an alternate setting. Given all the snow in that game.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Who recalls when this guy used to draw comics? I'm almost missing his annoying SJW cartoons.

The blue ewok is showing the patriarchy that he rejects "violent games" aimed at CIS males.

I'm sure Splatoon is fun, but Preston endlessly plugging it just seems...Inappropriate...

 

[SATC Vortex]

Quick, someone ask Tom when he will make con appearances!

 

[MayMay]

Who recalls when this guy used to draw comics? I'm almost missing his annoying SJW cartoons.

The blue ewok is showing the patriarchy that he rejects "violent games" aimed at CIS males.

I'm sure Splatoon is fun, but Preston endlessly plugging it just seems...Inappropriate...

I feel that. I just get really, really wary of anything SJWs like. It's just like with SU, love the art style and all that but at the same time stuff they crow about all the time usually tends to be along the lines of "Assigned male"

That and I'm not so good with online multiplayer stuff...

 

[Curt Sibling]

Quick, someone ask Tom when he will make con appearances!

Jokes aside, I would love to own a Dobson original artwork!