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Dave is fast on his way to looking like Mitch McConnell.
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As fun as it is to joke about Phil even living long enough to be an old man to keep this shtick up forever, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some nasty cardiovascular issue pops up within the next few years. The dude has been showing red flags for it for years now, and has the textbook unhealthy lifestyle to boot.
He’s literally going to be a 50 year old droopy faced fatass working at the mall getting shit on by a bunch of teenagers all day.
>He thinks the average Zoomer knows who Darksydephil isThe only job Phil will be able to get with his experience will be entry level retail, and it’s going to be fucking hilarious when the Zoomers he works with find out who he is.
He’s literally going to be a 50 year old droopy faced fatass working at the mall getting shit on by a bunch of teenagers all day.
>He thinks the average Zoomer knows who Darksydephil is
If under his mattress is where he keeps his phone with the WWE account, I agree.The only out to this theory is that DSP saves all his money and he has 500 grand under a mattress. I am of opinion he is broke.
If its a public-facing job, it would be only a matter of time before someone recognizes him (IT'S THE GUY). He would most likely choose something in the off-hours (security, janitorial, etc). There's also call-centers, but Phil isn't technical nor does he have customer service skills. Lastly, there's the off-chance someone will hire him just for the novelty, like some retro game store.I’d love to ask Phil what his thoughts about his future are.
Does he honestly think he can sit there at 50 and play CoD and have paypigs tipping and Papavera begging for a Minecraft stream?
I’ll bet you his answer will be something vague about “working a job” and stream in his free time. As if a 30$ an hour job will just happen to fall into the lap of a guy who has few qualifications and haven’t worked for decades.
He must know deep inside that it won’t happen and that he’s most likely fucked.
Which is why he’s such an unhappy bitter man. He’s stuck doing what he hates because he has no alternatives, and tries to ride it out for as long as possible before the unavoidable collapse.

I think we know an honest job is an absolute last resort for him and that he's capable of dishonesty if it sustains his status quo. He'll explore every other option. I think he'll find his way to eligibility for disability payments before he looks for a jahb that he thinks is beneath him. If by that time he owns his khando outright (and there's no assets test for welfare), and Khet/the next soul maid has some income, then perhaps he thinks that would be enough for him to get by.The only job Phil will be able to get with his experience will be entry level retail, and it’s going to be fucking hilarious when the Zoomers he works with find out who he is.
He’s literally going to be a 50 year old droopy faced fatass working at the mall getting shit on by a bunch of teenagers all day.
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If its a public-facing job, it would be only a matter of time before someone recognizes him (IT'S THE GUY). He would most likely choose something in the off-hours (security, janitorial, etc). There's also call-centers, but Phil isn't technical nor does he have customer service skills. Lastly, there's the off-chance someone will hire him just for the novelty, like some retro game store.
All transactions with customers would have to be through debit/credit and you'd need IP cameras in key areas to monitor him.Holy shit if I owned a game store I'd hire Phil. I'd fire him in a week because let's be real. I wonder what Phil would be like as an employee. Would his soul be crushed or would he be that dickhead skimming out of the till.
But you know where he is anyway, just follow the sounds of snorts, throat-clearing and penguin waddling.All transactions with customers would have to be through debit/credit and you'd need IP cameras in key areas to monitor him.