I don't know what to say 06/04/20 - "not at the beginning stage"

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are you fucking for real. This bitch makes more than me?

I want to die.

Just get yourself a channel and do something horrifying to your body/health over and over again, disregarding every sage piece of advice given to you, while acting like a giant cunt, and you, too, can achieve internet wealth.

"You're dying, your obesity has been a major contributing factor to the development of your condition."
*surprised Pikachu face*

Re: this and her multiple UTIs reminded me of her bullshit "going to see a urologist for another opinion, whoops, they're closed for the holidays, listen to this totally not bogus answering machine message" episode.

Isn't this an exceptionally fast turnaround for a cancer screening? The only way it would be returned this fast is if the office she went to has its own lab. If the sample was taken at an ER, that's not likely.

I'd guess she was referred to a specialist to do more testing and now she's flipping out. RIP tho.

Many hospitals have their own path labs.

 

[HumanHive]

Spoiler: Powerlevel to confirm she's fucked

A close family member of mine died of this cancer within months of physical symptoms showing. It is obesity related. There was a sharp weight loss and shocking aging with dark circles under the eyes. It started with the crazy bleed and enormous clots before medical attention was sought to determine what stage it was, and by then it was too late. It metastized fast and she was gone within 4 months; chemo and hysterectomy wouldn't have done shit and doing anything for Amber is difficult and not very effective at her size.

TL;DR bye Amber.

Sorry for your loss, tho. Shit must be horrible to watch.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Let's hope she gets through that list of rewards that she made for herself back in 2018 in her "dont let this happen to you" video

Timestamped for when she starts talking about her list and how she let this happen...yet learned absolutely nothing, changed nothing and here we are.

 

[Overlined Lips]

She did mention she'd first told 'the people in real life close to me or who matter to me' - I forget the exact phrasing. Sadly for her, especially now, I suspect that was very short list of people & she needs, always needs...LOTS of "support", especially in the form of asspats & virtual: "There, there, little girl - it's gonna be okay."

Amber when pressed - doesn't think. She reacts & what I saw was pure, panic state, quivering reacting. We saw her casually kick to the curb any vestiges of dignity & self respect she may have had left earlier this week. Falling apart like that is more typically done in private, perhaps with our closest loved one or dear friend.

If we all thought her behaviour & words have been bizarre up until now, ratchet your seatbelts a whole lot tighter. She's going to be on a rough roller coaster ride & like it or not, she's going to try to drag us along with her. She simply has no idea how to deal with a BIG event & we'll see every type of emotion she's got - from snotty to pissy to cunty to smug to seemingly not caring about anything. We'll see insane behaviour, (restaurant run!) & the best part of that for her is if she sees comments she doesn't like, she'll nail the commentator: "You freaking, DISGUSTING sociopath. How can you live with yourself saying such evil things about me; I've got CANCER!"

Cancer & any life changing diagnosis can excuse SOME words & behaviour some of the time. But she's going to really let it all hang out. And watch her comment section, at least initially, let it go by unquestioned.

Good point. I also caught on how hysterical she was in the video. I mean, she acted like she had just found the results out. I wouldn't call it acting; that sounded like genuine fear. But it begs the question, how long did she wait until to film herself? Like, did she just call a couple people up and then film it? Or did it take a day, few hours?

 

[PrincessPeachy]

I really think she may have jumped the gun by posting this so quickly. If it does turn out that she misunderstood and they only found precancerous cells or whatever, it's gonna be reaaallll hard to back-peddle now. She'll either have to double down and fake it, or try to spin it in a way that makes it "not her fault" that she got it wrong. I can already hear her saying it was her anxiety getting the best of her.

Did she actually say she got a phone call? Or just that she got her test results? I’m kind of wondering if she logged on to her health portal app and saw the results there. If so, there could be a misunderstanding.

I absolutely do not wish cancer on Amberlynn. I almost hope she did misunderstand something, and that this is just a wake up call for how badly she needs to get her shit together. Get insurance. Get a gastric bypass or a sleeve. Save your own damn life. No one is going to do it for you.

If it IS cancer, I hope it has been caught early. And still serves as that wake up call.

 

[haurchefant]

Cancer is hell. It doesn't just damage you physically, it damages you both mentally and spiritually. The treatments are pure poison and destroy you even further. They are also the only thing that will kill the cells growing inside you.

There are people in this world awful enough to deserve cancer. Amber isn't one of them. But sometimes life threatening happenings are the kick in the ass that you need, because nothing else gets through.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Damn, this thread blew up while I was asleep

I'll just throw in my 2 cents

Cancer sucks, but I don't have any sympathy for Amber because of how shitty she is towards her viewers

I'm not hoping for her to die of cancer, but I wouldn't care if she does or she makes it through

I'm really curious to see how this will go

And she didn't mention what stage it is in, she never went to the gyno until now, so the chance her cancer is stage 3 or higher big.

 

[King DDT]

I don't really care about her being sick other than the fact that if she survives and goes into remission, she will use it as a tool to bludgeon people who criticize her.

Are her tear ducts fucked? I've seen this kind of crying before and their face is basically drenched by tears, but I kinda feel like she's rubbing her eyes to irritate them. Maybe she's just all cried out?

Only time will tell if the diagnosis is a death sentence or not.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I suspect she was cried out. I think these are the first genuine tears I'vve seen from her. As well, here eyes & nose were pretty well.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Wouldn't she have had bloodwork done during the urinary tract infection saga? A lot of times cancer is detectable in a blood test. Would they think the results were unusual due to fat or not have tested for cancer? It would be scary if she was cancer-free 6 months ago and it moved this fast.

 

[In the Dollhouse]

I don't follow Amber because she is boring compared to Chantal, but holy shit. Did she really once had to stand for one hour bleeding in the shower? What kind of woman doesn't go running to a gyno after that?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Well, although I don’t truly believe that she is, I hope she’s faking this. A because nobody deserves cancer, and more importantly B because the chaos of a hoax discovery will be twice as satisfying with none of the sympathy.

Anyways, can we get a Curb Your Cancer Diagnosis with Amber practically grinning while talking about Norma having cancer and then this video?

 

[Overlined Lips]

I don't doubt that her freakout is genuine, but I do doubt that she understood what she was sent. Seeing "cancer" on a medical form is scary shit, whether it's an actual diagnosis or an item on a list of possibilities that should be further tested. Four days is lightning fast for a cancer screening as I said, and it's far more likely that she was told she needed to be looked at by an oncologist or urologist to confirm.

In "i went to the hospital...i'm scared" she said a tissue sample was already sent for testing. The doc had already assumed it was cancer then. This was May 29.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Wouldn't she have had bloodwork done during the urinary tract infection saga? A lot of times cancer is detectable in a blood test. Would they think the results were unusual due to fat or not have tested for cancer? It would be scary if she was cancer-free 6 months ago and it moved this fast.

Not all cancers show up in bloodwork. Uterine cancer appears to be one that does not.
Cancer detected in bloodwork

I don't follow Amber because she is boring compared to Chantal, but holy shit. Did she really once had to stand for one hour bleeding in the shower? What kind of woman doesn't go running to a gyno after that?

One who never sees the same doctor more than twice because they all tell her to lose weight and she knows what works best for her, boo boo.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

I think that her having cancer is legit, that reaction she has seems too genuine.

The prognosis is the real question. Uterine cancer, as many have written here, is often very treatable. The bladder and UTI issues could indicate metastasis, or it could indicate her immune system being under strain from feeding the cancer's wound response, coupled with being immunocompromised due to dump truck size. It's entirely possible she is still in stage 1 or 2, or hell it may very well be pre-cancerous cells. If following DSP and chantal et. al. has taught me anything, its that lolcows will dodge bullets again and again.

In one ton family, my 600lb life's sister show, season 3 featured a deathfat that was diagnosed with uterine cancer, and she was arguably about as mobile as Amber. She had it for nearly 3 years before finally loosing enough weight to get it treated properly, and even then it was only treated with a hysterectomy.

The weight loss is the biggest indicator it could be serious IMO. We all know Amber couldnt lose weight if she tried, to lose 50+ lbs while eating like her is scary.


Was this pre or post Obamacare? Insurance companies today are not supposed to be able to deny you for pre existing conditions anymore.

Honestly the insurance situation int he US is beyond awful. As terrible as systems like canada and the UK's are, sometimes I still think it'd be preferable to what we have here, for the exact reason above.

post obama care.

 

[lymphadainty]

Yeah, we know cancer sucks and it's awful she has it.

But. I'm just a litttttttle bit tickled that after all of the flexing she's going to be just as broke as the rest of that house. I wonder if Dana and Destiny will return all the favors and maybe pay her rent one month.

 

[NSFW]

Really hope the day isn’t going to come any time soon where we have to pour one out for our gorl...

 

[Tumbo]

Holy fuck. I knew she was looking pretty corpse-like but I suspected super-slow diabetic organ failure, not actual cancer. Assuming this is cancer & not just an abnormal pap/pre-cancerous cells. Amber's not particularly bright. She could have just heard the "cancer" part in "pre-cancerous cells" & fucking panicked.

But goddamn. Going from not knowing what the uterus was (PointerLynn pointing at a simple uterus diagram at Density's well woman exam: "is this the coochie?") to potentially having that shit yanked out her dainty hole.

I'm having flashbacks to TotalBiscuit, who was shitting blood for a year before getting checked out & finding out he had bowel cancer. (For the uninitiated wondering how that panned out, he's been dead three years now.)


Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Cuntal.

I'm sorry. No one should have to go through what you did. My best friend lost both her parents to cancer within a year of each other & being their sole caretaker destroyed her.

See: TotalBiscuit/John Bain.



To be fair, if I was dying---ACTIVELY dying---I'd want my mommy, too.

Being super-morbidly obese puts you at extremely high risk. It's why PCOS is so common in deathfats, too. More fat = more hormones, & things start getting fucky, to put it simply.

Again, see: TotalBiscuit. Though I imagine the clots/blood she was passing looked like more than they actually were. Anyone with heavy periods can tell you the first day or so looks like a murder scene.

I'm thinking this might be ultimately what happens to Hamber. Then it's back to bingeen.

Not when you're a fat fuck. The rate of STD infection is super low, & it's not just HPV that can cause cancer.

Assuming this isn't full-blown cancer---or it is & she gets her organs removed---I don't think even this will be enough to get Hamber to get healthy. Remember, Chantal had a full hysterectomy & continued to eat until she actually burst. Now she is bigger than ever, has boils full of staph, & is sending away the wound care nurse because she's sleepy & doesn't feel like having her rot pockets packed with gauze every day.

Any idea why TB waited a year to get it checked out? he always struck me as a fairly intelligent guy.

 

[kcbbq]

I can’t imagine , with NO health insurance .. what are you doing at that size with no freaking insurance . She can absolutely afford it .

If you wait until you have cancer to start shopping for insurance you are an absolute cunt, no matter what the Obamacare rules are. You are just offloading all your costs onto everyone else without ever having contributed anything yourself.

Otoh, she's the weight of a small car and has cancer, so karma, I guess, and might as well enjoy it because we're going to pay for it.

 

[Pargon]

Withholding sympathy pending proof. Granted that's based on the apparently elderly opinion that no one with any sort of sense would receive a cancer diagnosis and then immediately switch on the webcam. Lolcows are drama kings and queens to the end, and Bex Gerber has cried about pussy cancer specifically as well.

I don't want her to have it, and I don't think she deserves to die, but Amber is dishonest and a grifter. That much is known.