💀 Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

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Meowthkip dijo:
I love the Foreverial Tiedup Sparky. It's just so inexplicable.

... I just wanted to say that.
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Every once in awhile I'll be browsing /v/ in Current Year and it comes up again. This is one of the threads that'll come up when you keyword search "foreverially" so I guess it's always good to point anyone searching in the correct direction, Rafe15's thread or the DeviantArt Horrors thread.
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In regards to Snorks, I bet you could rope in a lot of patreon bucks on some Snorks lewd art centered around plugging their head snorkels as a 3-for-1 fetish of asphyxiation, penetration & domination, but I'm not sure the money would be worth going down that dark rabbit hole and maybe never coming back up. :cryblood:
 
So I was bored and doing image searches trying to find if Smurf in Hands slipped up. One of them eventually had a bunch of sites that posted it. One in particular https://www.michalschein.com/topic/large-smurf-garden stood out for quite a few reasons. Clicking on the image brings you to a gallery of smurf stuff but it redirects you. So I cut everything off and went to www.michalschein.com but it corrected it to www.michaelschein.com... Weirdly enough this guy is a writer who's first book is called Just Deceits: An Historical Courtroom Drama and says... " Richard Randolph and his sister-in-law, the beautiful Nancy Randolph, were charged with adultery and infanticide. " So if that's not him he just so happened to write a book about killing an infant.

I'm not sure if I stumbled upon anything more than creepy coincidence so that's where I am stopping.
 
Meowthkip dijo:
So uh... hi, Deadwing Dork. I like your videos.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ISG5FDKZEro
Happy to help provide content for ya, bud.
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Heh, still a pretty entertaining review on the Blue Moon pedosmurfophelia. The narrator does an excellent creeper voice when talking about how blueberry smurf's little blue tail was.....irristable.... (:_(

I haven't watched the whole thing yet, but there better be a 'thank you' to the Kiwi Farms somewhere in it at the end or on the youtube page description. (There is. :semperfidelis:great vid, fam.)
 
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The Un-Clit dijo:
Heh, still a pretty entertaining review on the Blue Moon pedosmurfophelia. The narrator does an excellent creeper voice when talking about blueberry smurf's little blue tail was.....irristable.... (:_(

I haven't watched the whole thing yet, but there better be a 'thank you' to the Kiwi Farms somewhere in it at the end or on the youtube page description.
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He does give us a shout-out towards the end. He's been pretty open about finding his material from our humble forums.

So my thanking him was completely sincere.
 
God why does thread keep getting revived. I blame that Canadian cripple.

I remember years ago one of you fuckers was in the chat said that you found this guy on another site and that he had moved on from this behavior. I still want proof.
 
I saw the video in my recommended and I knew deep down this thread would be resurrected.
 
Does anyone else remember a small, self-coded 'game' for the Commodore 64 called 'The Smurf Massacre'?

You had a field with a bunch of smurf-sprites running around their village randomly, and your job was to kill them, leaving bloody pools of smurf-corpses behind. They would endlessly respawn, there was no goal and no real high-score to speak, and only one way to end the game.

You had your choice of 4 weapons, #1 a kneeling soldier with an automatic rifle where you could aim with a targetting reticule and fire, #2 a mortar which shot shells in the air and these landed where you aimed with a (very) small splash radius, #3 the coaxial machine gun of a tank which played identical to #1 except it hit harder and fired faster so you were much more likely to ventilate your chosen smurf but the crosshair moved slower, and #4 THE NUKE. The only way to end the game, nuke the Smurf village which after blowing everything to shit under an 8-bit mushroom cloud would display some message I don't remember and then dump you back to the desktop (if using GEOS), or the Commodore Basic V2 command line (if not).

I always had the impression that this was a crash bug and maybe you were to see an end-screen and save some kind of high score after dropping the Bomb on the smurf village. However this was a 1-man throwaway effort so it's unlikely. Even if it was ever fixed, the millions of us kids who pirated every game in sight never found it.

Smurf In Hand would have fucking loved it.
 
Every couple years I reread this and always manage to forget the blatant poop and diaper fetishism that's in there along with the torture. The part about the used diaper being auctioned off for thousands of dollars as a "smurfophile's Shroud of Turin" and briging a tear of joy to the buyer's eye is some really powerful writing

Anyway I'm stunned that bluebuddies is not only still online in all its web 1.0 glory, but still has active posters in the year 2019
 
"Smurfing sick." "This is smurfed up" "What the smurf"

These thread tags are great. Also this shit smurf looks like something out of Gargamel's porno collection.
 
Smurf in hand may be a mystery, but I'd like to point out Raven Child has her business website linked on her signature and her page.

Marie Kerns – Creative Producer, Character Designer, and 3D Modeler

theravenchild.com theravenchild.com

I'm not sure if there's anything juicy here, but I looked up her facebook with the intent of trying to give her the benefit of the doubt for being too young to understand, and...it looks like she graduated college in 2008.
 
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I guess I get that but like,holy fuck Vic look at the story again.
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LIKE WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK WE TALKING ABOUT POOR SNICKER'S PENIS
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2 TIMES HE INDIRECTLY MENTIONS BUTTHOLES
 
Piga Dgrifm dijo:
It's not really about overcoming the abuse, though. It's just the cruelty.
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The dude even laughs and says it's the funniest thing he's ever seen at the dead baby smurf snickers spending his last seconds of life covering his wee baby smurfdong for fuck's sake.

This is either a troll who is all but SHOUTING his trolling as the dense fucks at this forum just keep praising his work as it gets more and more depraved (and he seemingly gives up posting not too long after this) or the severely depraved fucker he appears to be just flying his freak flag for all too see, and STILL getting asspats from this community! :cryblood:

I'm still torn between Troll and Sickfuck whenever I see what can appear to be blatant clues like this, but the sickfuck radar still pings harder then the troll radar even in 2019.
 
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