💀 Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

The dude even laughs and says it's the funniest thing he's ever seen at the dead baby smurf snickers spending his last seconds of life covering his wee baby smurfdong for fuck's sake.

This is either a troll who is all but SHOUTING his trolling as the dense fucks at this forum just keep praising his work as it gets more and more depraved (and he seemingly gives up posting not too long after this) or the severely depraved fucker he appears to be just flying his freak flag for all too see, and STILL getting asspats from this community! :cryblood:

I'm still torn between Troll and Sickfuck whenever I see what can appear to be blatant clues like this, but the sickfuck radar still pings harder then the troll radar even in 2019.
I don't think a troll would go through all the effort of drawing and animating that stuff, especially if he wasn't getting much of a reaction out of it.
 
I never thought there would be something worst than the Smurf Dance Party on the Wii but this is leagues way worst. I ain't clicking any of the Spoilers here

 
Yeah, here because of Deadwing Dork's video, just showed up on the side after peeking at his Pooh's Adventures video and I mainly just listened while doing other shit. I have an active imagination, and this was one of those times where I wish I didn't. Gives me the heebie-jeebies just how much the author went into great detail about every single little thing about baby Smurf bodies and soiled diapers and giggling and ugh.

Deadwing brought up something no one else did in this thread, and it's the fact the narrator kept calling some nurse his "lady friend", I don't think she was ever named :story:. Like what's even the point in bringing that up? Was Smurf in Hand writing in one of his gal-pals? That's the most bizarre thing about it, everything else was disconcerting. The user WTF is an unsung hero for being the only sane person to call this sicko out for what he is, and that was like a decade ago. Smurf in Hand can be rotting in a ditch for all I care, I just wonder where that guy is.
 
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Vic is sure getting mad that the torture fic he liked written 10 years ago is being made fun of.
 
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Vic is sure getting mad that the torture fic he liked written 10 years ago is being made fun of.

Jesus Christ he's still on that fucking forum? Imagine being that dedicated to any kid's cartoon, let alone fucking smurfs.
>Registered March 2003
Nearly fucking 20 years on a forum dedicated to fucking smurfs, getting off to baby smurf torture porn.
 
So uh... hi, Deadwing Dork. I like your videos.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ISG5FDKZEro
Happy to help provide content for ya, bud.

Wait, there’s an hour and a half long video of someone reading, reacting to, and dissecting this fic? And there are hundreds of comments by people doing the same?

God is real. My only complaint is that I discovered this when I still have a few hours at work left so I can’t watch it right away.

I know it’s weird but I still think about this thread from time to time because it’s one of the first Kiwi Farms threads I ever read.
 
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I was originally gonna say yikes but the user is Brazilian so the 'not understanding the overt sexual undertones' makes perfect sense because ESL.

But still dumb.
I kinda got the impression that a lot of people on that forum didn't speak English as a first language and thus might've understandibly missed all the creepy undertones.

It's kind of amazing over ten years after the thing was first posted no one has been able to track down Smurf in Hand or find any other accounts he might have. Then again, it might be for the best.
 
Every time I feel mankind is about to take that next step on the path of emotional, cultural and physical evolution, I see shit like this, and I just want to watch the world burn.
 
Every time I feel mankind is about to take that next step on the path of emotional, cultural and physical evolution, I see shit like this, and I just want to watch the world burn.

What, you don’t like hearing graphic descriptions of disturbingly human-like infants getting tortured without any justice at the end? Weirdo.

Btw, I’m still salty and triggered over the fact that the baby torturer is never fucking apprehended. He literally got away with kidnapping and torturing sapient infants (and outright murdering another one). In any other work of fiction he’d get the electric chair but Smurf in Hand is apparently okay with a very dangerous sociopath walking around freely.
 
What, you don’t like hearing graphic descriptions of disturbingly human-like infants getting tortured without any justice at the end? Weirdo.

Btw, I’m still salty and triggered over the fact that the baby torturer is never fucking apprehended. He literally got away with kidnapping and torturing sapient infants (and outright murdering another one). In any other work of fiction he’d get the electric chair but Smurf in Hand is apparently okay with a very dangerous sociopath walking around freely.
Smurf in Hand doesn't care about that. He just cares about the torture and the care afterwards, and pinching little blue tails.
 
Jesus Christ he's still on that fucking forum? Imagine being that dedicated to any kid's cartoon, let alone fucking smurfs.
>Registered March 2003
Nearly fucking 20 years on a forum dedicated to fucking smurfs, getting off to baby smurf torture porn.
This site is so fucking old it doesn't even use vBulletin. It uses UltimateBB, the predecessor to vBulletin.
Food for thought: Something Awful runs on more modern software than this. No joke.
 
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