Sekiro: Return to Dark Souls rage quit or unexpected surprise?

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ZehnBoat dijo:
phil would be in a better spot today if he didn't have an ego
if he would have thicker skin
if he wouldn't lean in to ban for the most minor of disagreements
if he could joke around with people
if he would stop autofellating himself over his "gamin skills" and shit
if he would stop with the pathetic lies about his life

i would say 90% of his stress and problems would never exist if he could think of other people for once in his life
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Think about how much money he would get if he read troll cheers and just rolled with the punches. If, instead of banning people permanently he just timed them out for ten minutes. Detractors would throw money at him because he would actually be reading the tips and cheers. People wouldn't flock to restreams like Tevin because they got permabanned for the 50th time. He would get much more viewers per stream.

I got banned for saying that a boss character in Sekiro that was kicking Phil's ass got third place at Evo. How is that insulting lol? I guess I should have given him some money before I said it.
 
WeeblesWobble dijo:
I got banned for saying that a boss character in Sekiro that was kicking Phil's ass got third place at Evo.
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Problem is that's actually bordering on funny. Can't have that in a CHILL and INTERACTIVE stream, you negative mentally ill individual.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 dijo:
Problem is that's actually bordering on funny. Can't have that in a CHILL and INTERACTIVE stream, you negative mentally ill individual.
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With the stuff I got away with saying without ever giving him money, I'm surprised that that is what got me banned lol.

He actually replied to something I said in chat without me giving him money, but it was something in a agreement with what he said earlier so I guess I was "peepul" at that point in time.
 
I really don't understand the denial of using a guide.

In many games he directly asks chat what to do, where to go, what item is best. He used save states for Donkey Kong Nd Mario RPG. He stops playing and looks up solutions on his phone during stream. In his stream yesterday he was talking about how the IGN guide was giving him incorrect information.

He cheats whenever possible and doesn't try to hide it. Except this time. All he needed was some fresh Seattle air since his office was a sauna due to that 62 degree Seattle heat.

So instead of "detractors" making fun of him for a day for using a guide, now we can make fun of him for longer for using a guide and lying about it for no reason.
 
ZehnBoat dijo:
phil would be in a better spot today if he didn't have an ego
if he would have thicker skin
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WeeblesWobble dijo:
Think about how much money he would get if he read troll cheers and just rolled with the punches. If, instead of banning people permanently he just timed them out for ten minutes. Detractors would throw money at him because he would actually be reading the tips and cheers. People wouldn't flock to restreams like Tevin because they got permabanned for the 50th time. He would get much more viewers per stream.
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Over his career summit1g has to have read out thousands of "donos" (donations/tips) about his big head. He's even watched videos about it. He runs through them, smiles or laughs if they're funny enough, and stacks money.

The jokes don't always come from a place of dislike or hate.

Phil is too insecure.

 
Someone sent him an email explaining what to do to get the good ending in Sekiro.

Apparently people directly telling you how to play the game isn't using a guide. Only if you look it up yourself. :story:
 
15 minutes into today's gameplay and he's already facing a boss, getting rekt and shouting at the television about how unfair the game is.
 
Sparkletor dijo:
I really don't understand the denial of using a guide.

In many games he directly asks chat what to do, where to go, what item is best. He used save states for Donkey Kong Nd Mario RPG. He stops playing and looks up solutions on his phone during stream. In his stream yesterday he was talking about how the IGN guide was giving him incorrect information.

He cheats whenever possible and doesn't try to hide it. Except this time. All he needed was some fresh Seattle air since his office was a sauna due to that 62 degree Seattle heat.

So instead of "detractors" making fun of him for a day for using a guide, now we can make fun of him for longer for using a guide and lying about it for no reason.
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I agree, it's really weird. It did look like he didn't start off using it, though, because of how genuinely tilted he got when he found out Lady Butterfly had a second phase.

So it was probably since then.


He's already tilted in the swamp area today.
 
What a wonderful mood pigroach is in today. Already started bitching about the mechanics being broken. Again bitching about not being able to parry with a full posture gauge etc. He's even showed the controller, to "prove" that he's pressing buttons, after the fact.

Edit: Wow he's fucking tahxic today.
 
"It's so bizarre how he can't seem to make up his mind whether he wants to get pissed at a game or not."

I used to think that way until I realized that he just acts however he thinks will get him the most money at the moment. It's the same rationale for the games he chooses to stream, for why he encourages people to join the streams rather than write him guides or post tips on the tumbleweed forums. The issue is that just beneath the greed is a stronger driving force, which is laziness. Phil only ever has three settings: fake rage (for gibs), fake enthusiasm (currently receiving gibs), or real apathy (not receiving the perceived level of gibs). He can't muster anything beyond that.
 
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also i think phil fucked up the ordering of bosses he fought and might have to fight the ape again with a second ape in the fight too
 
Shame they didn't give the second ape the poop throw. He would bitch like crazy if they did.

Edit: Dead again. Nigga just go in and kill that brown ape, it's not that hard.
Those guides aren't going to stop him being trash.

O Rin and the monk are going to piss him off unless he cheeses the fight
 
WeeblesWobble dijo:
Think about how much money he would get if he read troll cheers and just rolled with the punches. If, instead of banning people permanently he just timed them out for ten minutes. Detractors would throw money at him because he would actually be reading the tips and cheers. People wouldn't flock to restreams like Tevin because they got permabanned for the 50th time. He would get much more viewers per stream.

I got banned for saying that a boss character in Sekiro that was kicking Phil's ass got third place at Evo. How is that insulting lol? I guess I should have given him some money before I said it.
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If DSP went full Kaceytron and just embraced the meme, he would make twice what he's making now and simultaneously be trolled less than he is now. I've never seen someone who is his own worst enemy and gets in his own way more than DarkSydePhil. It's fascinating to watch.
 
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