Sekiro: Return to Dark Souls rage quit or unexpected surprise?

[Dragoonism]

No Phil, they didn't appear out of nowhere!

 

[Freshtodeath]

He def checked a guide. He's apparently really close to Lady Butterfly and he's stalling. He always does this in the souls games near a boss. "Oh let's go back talk to that guy".

 

[actually]

• 1. try stealth
• 2. fail at stealth
• 3. try fighting
• 4. fail at fighting
• 5. flee
• (6. fail at fleeing)

He just beat the boar boss. He played super aggressive the whole time and I'm pretty sure he read a guide or watched a video.

7. Read/watch a guide and act like he's hot shit.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

DSP tries to flee from an enemy after a failed "stealth" approach and getting his ass handed to him.

Jumps into a ravine and dies.

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It really looks like this will be his main approach to enemies/the game:

• 1. try stealth
• 2. fail at stealth
• 3. try fighting
• 4. fail at fighting
• 5. flee
• (6. fail at fleeing)

Couldn't he use the axe prosthetic on this dood?

He just beat the boar boss. He played super aggressive the whole time and I'm pretty sure he read a guide or watched a video.

I'm pretty certain he watched a video about it. Won't be surprised if he saw this thread and all the shit he got for having the reactions of a geriatric and is now actively reading guides to see the strategies he has to use.

 

[DiabeticSP]

1. Has the axe which counters shields
2. Fights an enemy with a shield
3. Never uses the axe

Well then.

 

[Salubrious]

I came here late and the first thing I see is DSP grinding levels to acquire a healing skill.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Works fine, will just take him an hour to kill a single boss.

There's a fellow on YouTube named ZeroLenny who actually does this. He uses the weakest armor and weapon in the game, and deliberately does what he can to make the weapon weaker.
However, Lenny is actually funny and has a good grasp of how the game works.

Spoiler: Lenny vs. Bloodborne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyhXSngGTA8

 

[Meerkat Ink]

There is no way he'll ever finish this game and I'm pretty certain it's intentional. For the last 10 minutes he's been trying to jump up a bridge where you're not supposed to go.
Dave will keep playing it like this, trying to grind up until he feels he's powerful enough. That can't really work though if he intends to farm normal mobs. Eventually he'll reach a boss or mini-boss that he has to fight to progress.

"Contributions" aren't good too, so he can blame his quit on a lack of interactions.

Think, "I like the game,It's really hard and I'm starting to go beast mode, but you guys aren't that interested, ahbviously, so, uhm, I won't be playing Sekiro anymore" series of excuses

 

[Comma]

Couldn't he use the axe prosthetic on this dood?

Yeah, chat literally spammed him with "use the axe!"

 

[Salubrious]

This is like watching a shitty Breath of the Wild any% run. DSP is going to get to the final boss without actually killing a non sub-boss.

 

[toothless_banana]

Getting real tired of all the magical precognition he has about characters' intents, mini-boss strategies that defy his typical play-style, etc. Totally legit, and none of it came from watching YT videos or reading guides.

 

[Salubrious]

I love how DSP keeps backing up against the wall and then blaming From Software for their 'shitty camera'. Where is the camera supposed to be when you back up against a wall? It's pretty translucent already.

I also love how DSP has literally no other strategy except rolling and chipping away at health bars.

Edit: DSP is absolutely salty right now. He keeps backing into corners and yelling because 'the camera keeps fucking him'.

 

[ZB 584]

Here comes the salt and he was just starting to warm to the game.
He persistently complains about being stuck against the wall, though I would argue that ensuring that you don't get stuck is part of strategizing on the fly.

 

[Comma]

I love how he gets hit and hit and hit because he sucks at the game, causing his health to be low, but blames the camera when the mini-boss gets the death blow on him when he's backing up into walls while panicking.

-edit- Some pure rage:

"Fuck FromSoftware! They never learn!"

 

[Salubrious]

"It sticks you against the wall."

DSP won't even take the blame for backing up against the wall or into corners. It's the game's fault.

Edit: DSP is pissed off because he actually had to kill enemies instead of letting their aggro run out on its own.

Double Edit: There have been several times where DSP has gotten rekt because he tries to heal immediately while the enemy is still attacking him.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Salubrious]

It's now the room's fault he can't win. If it was a wide open room, DSP would have killed him first try.

Also, he keeps missing his opening cowardly aerial deathblow now.

Edit: Every boss is a stupid puzzle.

Double Edit: Game is boring him now.

Triple Edit: DSP is pissed off because chat wasn't holding his hand enough about the Dragonrot mechanic.

Also, DSP apparently forgot he has a left arm prosthetic, or oil, or anything except his sword.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

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When arguably the closest thing to a friend you have is shitting on you like that, you know you did something wrong

 

[ZB 584]

He just absolutely refuses to parry. Why not try it at least? I also don't think he understands the posture gauge.

 

[Salubrious]

He just absolutely refuses to parry. Why not try it at least? I also don't think he understands the posture gauge.

He thinks he is parrying. He's upset because he thinks he can do nothing but parry and isn't allowed to counterattack.