How expensive is it to be as fat as Amberlynn?

Sorry to disagree with people on Amberlynn's food expense, but her money on food is easily over $1,000 a month, imo.
I've seen little sneak peaks in Amberlynn's and Eric's video about what she really eats off camera, and it's bunch of name brand process garbage.
As much water as she likes to show on camera, she is a soda drinker, because there were bottles of soda on the ground in Eric's video.
Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and she eats 5 times out the entire week. $10 x 5 meals per week is $50, $50 x 4 weeks is $200, and not only does she spend $200 on just herself, but she has a leech(Becky) to pay for too so it's doubled, $400.
I really believe she spends $200 on a grocery bill, even though she has been going less often, so $200 per week in groceries x 4 weeks is $800. The video where she went cheesecake factory early in the morning, then went to target, she said they easily spend $200 there or wolmart.
$800 in groceries, if she shops once a week, kek + $400 in take out, fast food, or restaurants, if she only eats out 5 times a week, which is very low equals to $1200 in food.

$1200 is very low imo, but that's just a low estimate, because Becky buys alcoholic, and you never know what other crap they get like the chocolates, and candy when she's on her period.
 
Masta dijo:
Sorry to disagree with people on Amberlynn's food expense, but her money on food is easily over $1,000 a month, imo.
I've seen little sneak peaks in Amberlynn's and Eric's video about what she really eats off camera, and it's bunch of name brand process garbage.
As much water as she likes to show on camera, she is a soda drinker, because there were bottles of soda on the ground in Eric's video.
Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and she eats 5 times out the entire week. $10 x 5 meals per week is $50, $50 x 4 weeks is $200, and not only does she spend $200 on just herself, but she has a leech(Becky) to pay for too so it's doubled, $400.
I really believe she spends $200 on a grocery bill, even though she has been going less often, so $200 per week in groceries x 4 weeks is $800. The video where she went cheesecake factory early in the morning, then went to target, she said they easily spend $200 there or wolmart.
$800 in groceries, if she shops once a week, kek + $400 in take out, fast food, or restaurants, if she only eats out 5 times a week, which is very low equals to $1200 in food.

$1200 is very low imo, but that's just a low estimate, because Becky buys alcoholic, and you never know what other crap they get like the chocolates, and candy when she's on her period.
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I think many of us simply can’t comprehend spending that much. I don’t doubt for a secon that she can and likely does, but it’s mindboggling for most normal folk. We tend to look at it through our own lens and even $500 is astronomical for most of us not feeding an entire family.
 
Honestly, this type of thing could vary by quite a decent margin depending on where the person lives. Buying groceries in a place like ND is far cheaper than CA or FL. For someone like Amberlynn however, she'd spend a fortune on food no matter where she lived. I'd go with the over $1,000/month figure, but it's a tough one.

Maybe she should move to Northern Canada or Alaska and live with the Inuit. She would warm an igloo right the fuck up, and definitely lose weight. Plus, if the natives can't get her to lose weight or she doesn't shut the fuck up, they can always harpoon her ass and eat off of her blubber for a few winters.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
A lot of good posts here, I just want to tack on one little thing: I suspect a surprising amount of her daily calories come from soda, which is cheap
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Isn't it insane? She could start to lose weight so easily by doing nothing other than replacing regular soda with diet soda. Water would be best, but she's not going to do that.
 
I was just thinking (yeah I know) AL has already copped to the fact that she is still paying for a dog toy sub box every month, only to receive the same damn stuffed dumpling. She is too lazy and fat to cancel the damn thing, and she can't even EAT THE DUMPLING!

So my thought was; I wonder how many subscription snack boxes our gorl is getting every month? It wouldn't be something she shows on camera because it's not 'hulthy', but I think we all know they exist and that she is consuming each full box in one sitting. Also was this a fever dream that I had or did Hamber actually do a video trying a snack box? Also, d'ya think she ever canceled that HelloFresh boxes? I want to say no, just because of her track record mentioned above (that dumpling thing still blows my mind). Even if she used the 'free trial' they usually require you to go actually cancel it once the trial is up, otherwise they just keep charging your card.
 
SassyAndMorbidlyObese dijo:
I can't remember which video but Amber admitted to spending $100 a day on food. Soooo that's closer to $3000 a month.
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Or $36,000 a year. It’s expensive to get as fat as Big Al. That estimate doesn’t seem too far off either since she rarely makes her own food and eats out all the time, gets takeout, or has Becky deliver her food. That said, food prices in Kentucky are probably cheaper than in other areas on top of having cheap rent. I’d estimate that she spends at least 75% of what she has on food.
 
toadoftoadhall dijo:
I was just thinking (yeah I know) AL has already copped to the fact that she is still paying for a dog toy sub box every month, only to receive the same damn stuffed dumpling. She is too lazy and fat to cancel the damn thing, and she can't even EAT THE DUMPLING!

So my thought was; I wonder how many subscription snack boxes our gorl is getting every month? It wouldn't be something she shows on camera because it's not 'hulthy', but I think we all know they exist and that she is consuming each full box in one sitting. Also was this a fever dream that I had or did Hamber actually do a video trying a snack box? Also, d'ya think she ever canceled that HelloFresh boxes? I want to say no, just because of her track record mentioned above (that dumpling thing still blows my mind). Even if she used the 'free trial' they usually require you to go actually cancel it once the trial is up, otherwise they just keep charging your card.
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Speaking of trials, I’m betting my left testicle that Amberlynn still has her gym membership.
 
A casket for her, from a cursory glance could cost a few grand alone. A few articles mentioned funeral directors citing that burying a person of Hamber's size is the downpayment on a house. We're talking 10k minimum to get a casket and the modified cargo van to move it. That's before plots etc. Which vary significantly.

So she claims to spend at least 1k a month on food. Then there's fuel to get food. Say that's another 200 a month. Since we know she likes to go to places fairly far away for her food<Or send Thumbler>. Then let's add in another 400 for assorted junk she buys from Walmart/Torrid/Whatever. <I never looked at torrid pricing, sue me>. Then lump in another 400 for Thumbler.

At this point we're looking at the ability to probably pay off a small house every 3 years. <As I understand you can get a decent home she is for as low as 50k>. She could quite literally be buying a new car..yearly. That is based solely off her junk hauls and food. This should really put it into perspective for any of us who have adulted. That is how much money she spends being fat.
 
Guardsman42 dijo:
A casket for her, from a cursory glance could cost a few grand alone. A few articles mentioned funeral directors citing that burying a person of Hamber's size is the downpayment on a house. We're talking 10k minimum to get a casket and the modified cargo van to move it. That's before plots etc. Which vary significantly.
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You're overthinking this. Amber isn't going to plan for anything that happens after she's dead, because it won't benefit her and she doesn't care about anyone else. Her mom can just donate her body to science and call it a day.

EDIT: And actually, if Amber wanted to be a decent person, she would voluntarily donate her body to science. I imagine she could actually be useful to up and coming bariatric surgeons.
 
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ADHD dijo:
You're overthinking this. Amber isn't going to plan for anything that happens after she's dead, because it won't benefit her and she doesn't care about anyone else. Her mom can just donate her body to science and call it a day.

EDIT: And actually, if Amber wanted to be a decent person, she would voluntarily donate her body to science. I imagine she could actually be useful to up and coming bariatric surgeons.
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Oh I know, I was going over things that other people take for granted and how much it costs for an Obese person.
 
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You're overthinking this. Amber isn't going to plan for anything that happens after she's dead, because it won't benefit her and she doesn't care about anyone else. Her mom can just donate her body to science and call it a day.

EDIT: And actually, if Amber wanted to be a decent person, she would voluntarily donate her body to science. I imagine she could actually be useful to up and coming bariatric surgeons.
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AL likely couldn't do that even if she wanted to.

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Most Americans Are Too Fat to Donate their Bodies to Science

Thanks anyway, though.
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But of course, she wouldn't want to.
 
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EDIT: And actually, if Amber wanted to be a decent person, she would voluntarily donate her body to science. I imagine she could actually be useful to up and coming bariatric surgeons.
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Fat people have little use in scientific/medical field. Most bodies make their way to gross anatomy labs where neither the equipment nor facilities are intended for very large bodies. The body needs to fit on a standard lab table and in space alloted in the morgue where they store them between classes. Even if facilities could accommodate someone of her size and grad student lab assistants could move her even heavier embalmed corpse, the fat would inhibit the dissection process. I would hate to have to dissect her. I would suddenly realize that she was my cousin or something so i could get a new cadaver. Becky would probably be denied by nearly every program, too. She is close to 300 pounds, which is highest weight limit you find with body donations.
 
Honestly Hamber is nothing unique. She's going to die of heart failure soon. She had no genetic condition for abnormal organs. So what do they care? She ate her self to death.

Even the Slatons who have truly freakish fat distribution aren't uniqur or special in any way that they'd want to do an autopsy about.

I am curious though Kiwimeds, maybe some one knows..it's normal to do some thing to determine cause of death. For a fatfuck like Hamber what do they do? Educated guess? I mean it seems generally, heart failure, or opiods end up to blame. <Chance IIRC died from opiods being used to treat pain caused by being obese and basically died in his sleep when he stopped breathing from a possible overdose. This seems actually to be more common then I thought when I poked around the web.>

Is the slice to determine cause of death some thing a family member would need to request?
 
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