How expensive is it to be as fat as Amberlynn?

I am curious though Kiwimeds, maybe some one knows..it's normal to do some thing to determine cause of death. For a fatfuck like Hamber what do they do? Educated guess?

An autopsy is a pretty involved affair. You basically go organ by organ weighing, measuring, inspecting, dissecting, and if needed collecting specimens for further study (eg microscopic analysis). Her heart would clearly be enlarged. You even go through the stomach contents to try and determine the last thing eaten and at approximately what time. Not sure if a toxicology screen would be performed, it would depend on what meds Amber is taking. Of course if the ME suspects it's an overdose, then it will be done.

Is the slice to determine cause of death some thing a family member would need to request?

It depends on the local protocols and the circumstances surrounding death. Because of Amber's age, I can't image why they wouldn't do an autopsy. Outside of prolonged illness or a traumatic injury, folks generally don't die at 28.
 
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Honestly Hamber is nothing unique. She's going to die of heart failure soon. She had no genetic condition for abnormal organs. So what do they care? She ate her self to death.

Even the Slatons who have truly freakish fat distribution aren't uniqur or special in any way that they'd want to do an autopsy about.

I am curious though Kiwimeds, maybe some one knows..it's normal to do some thing to determine cause of death. For a fatfuck like Hamber what do they do? Educated guess? I mean it seems generally, heart failure, or opiods end up to blame. <Chance IIRC died from opiods being used to treat pain caused by being obese and basically died in his sleep when he stopped breathing from a possible overdose. This seems actually to be more common then I thought when I poked around the web.>

Is the slice to determine cause of death some thing a family member would need to request?

Well I'm no med professional. I did premed sciences in college.

From what i understand opioids reduce respiratory function. So mixed with extreme obesity, it is absolutly no surprise he died in his sleep. He wouldn't even need to overdose, just enough to slow his breathing down, mixed with breathing related issues from his size to kill him while sleeping.

If i am misinformed, medi kiwis please correct me.
 
Well I'm no med professional. I did premed sciences in college.

From what i understand opioids reduce respiratory function. So mixed with extreme obesity, it is absolutly no surprise he died in his sleep. He wouldn't even need to overdose, just enough to slow his breathing down, mixed with breathing related issues from his size to kill him while sleeping.

If i am misinformed, medi kiwis please correct me.
That is largely what the thread indicated, though some talk of an OD came up.
 
Well I'm no med professional. I did premed sciences in college.

From what i understand opioids reduce respiratory function. So mixed with extreme obesity, it is absolutly no surprise he died in his sleep. He wouldn't even need to overdose, just enough to slow his breathing down, mixed with breathing related issues from his size to kill him while sleeping.

If i am misinformed, medi kiwis please correct me.
That's basically it. Opioids can exacerbate sleep apnea to the point of respiratory arrest, even in reasonable doses if the patient is sick enough.
 
That's basically it. Opioids can exacerbate sleep apnea to the point of respiratory arrest, even in reasonable doses if the patient is sick enough.

Alot of people are some how unaware of this too. Along with how you can end up addicted to them in a week. I doubt Hamber is gonna end up buying opiods on the streets though.


Pop is not cheap, especially if you drink it like a normal person drinks water.

To be fair, it's still cheap as shit compared to sparkling water etc if you buy generic soda. Though I'm not digging through videos or any thing...I'm guessing Hamber likely won't buy generic.
 
It's cheap to be supersized, honestly. Bulk junk is less expensive than healthy produce (providing you can't plan or budget like most reasonable adults). AL would never buy some veggies and some meat to last the week and cut/cook into appropriate portions of varied meals. Her soup alone has enough ingredients and soup to fill a family of four for two days. She's always made a huge batch of the same meal rather than creating a variety of different meals with the same ingredients.

It's easier and more cost effective for her to buy bulk snickers/ramen packs for the instant gratification rather than budgeting to create a variety of meals out of a few veg purchases with some meat and some pasta or rice to last. The pasta or rice would be double/triple portioned out for one meal alone. The meat would be gone on that same meal. Dollar/discount stores sell multipacks of snacks for a pittance. Of course it's cheaper to be fat, ill and full than it is to be a healthy weight, well and satisfied.

She's got hella muns, hun - though - so no realistic excuse outside of laziness.
 
When it comes to portion control on food prep, I feel like Amber is yet another victim of how american food nutrtition is displayed. Generally it goes by "serving size", and a lot of people don't look into that much and think a serving size is whatever portion they serve up, or the whole container. So they overeat by a huge margin.

Cause you can't tell me that when she makes a damn serving bowl full of slop she doesn't think that's just one single "serving size".
 
When it comes to portion control on food prep, I feel like Amber is yet another victim of how american food nutrtition is displayed. Generally it goes by "serving size", and a lot of people don't look into that much and think a serving size is whatever portion they serve up, or the whole container. So they overeat by a huge margin.

Cause you can't tell me that when she makes a damn serving bowl full of slop she doesn't think that's just one single "serving size".

She doesn't care. For ex. below her ramen mukbang videos, people have mentioned how it's 2 servings per container.She reads those just as well as she reads all the other comments. She clearly uses more than one package to make those huge bowls of ramen. She knows that she's eating 2 servings per each one, she just wants more. Same with being caught blatantly lying about how many calories are in food, stating she got the info from the website, only for the website to say something else. When she actually did meal plan, she'd purposely eat twice the amount of food (two pieces of chicken, double the sides) and state this in the video. When she eats 'healthy' she tends to openly (saying so) double the portions. There's no reason for her to need two portions, she's just greedy.
 
She most likely spends a little over a grand a month. But, the things about that is good, clean food is very expensive, even in normal quantities. We know she buys the cheapest, most processed food she can get her t-Rex arms on. As with everything in her life, it’s quantity over quality. So the quarter ton woman is actually getting off fairly cheap. Yay. More wax melts and journals.
 
It's not more expensive to eat healthy. That's a fatty myth. It's only more expensive if you overeat. If you're going to overeat then yes, it costs less to eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting vs. the caloric equivalent in fresh veg, beans and lean meat
 
Or $36,000 a year. It’s expensive to get as fat as Big Al. That estimate doesn’t seem too far off either since she rarely makes her own food and eats out all the time, gets takeout, or has Becky deliver her food. That said, food prices in Kentucky are probably cheaper than in other areas on top of having cheap rent. I’d estimate that she spends at least 75% of what she has on food.
so basically she's wasted 3 hospital billd+Ambulance rides + possible surgery worth of money on food

Gorl..GORL WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE LMAO
 
It's not more expensive to eat healthy. That's a fatty myth. It's only more expensive if you overeat. If you're going to overeat then yes, it costs less to eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting vs. the caloric equivalent in fresh veg, beans and lean meat

Let me throw some numbers out there. It costs around 1.50 a pound for lean centercut pork loin. This is for a full loin, which is about 8 pounds.

1.40 a pound for boneless pork butt. Chicken? Dollar a pound. Some vegetables? These days those steamer bags are a little over a dollar. All of these are the 'raw' ingredients. Even if she ate the same calorie intake of these foods, the prices wouldn't change to much. She'd probably have to eat twice as much to get the calories though.

I don't know why people always say lean meat. You can trim meat to be lean. These days, it's mostly people, like Hamber, are to lazy to actually cut up raw meat. They'd rather spend 3 fucking dollars a pound on shit like ground turkey. Which is actually a paste, it's not actually ground. Go buy that tubed stuff, it's so heavily minced it isn't funny. If you see it in frozen plastic containers like ground chuck, it's specifically formed on the top to look normal by the dispenser machines.

/EndFoodAutism

Seriously though, If I spent the money she did a month on food I'd need two chest freezers for the frozen meat and fish. I'm estimating she eats, on average, 8 pounds of food a day between food food and junk/snacks and caloric laden drinks. She basically eats a new born baby worth of food, daily.
 
It's not more expensive to eat healthy. That's a fatty myth. It's only more expensive if you overeat. If you're going to overeat then yes, it costs less to eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting vs. the caloric equivalent in fresh veg, beans and lean meat

I think it heavily varies by region. When I lived in the south fresh produce, even shitty produce was like... 2 bucks for a single onion kind of expensive, because of weirdness with suppliers and low demand in the area for fresh food. Whereas I could buy a huge ass tube of shit meat or a giant bag of fries that would last a week for the same amount.
 
I think it heavily varies by region. When I lived in the south fresh produce, even shitty produce was like... 2 bucks for a single onion kind of expensive, because of weirdness with suppliers and low demand in the area for fresh food. Whereas I could buy a huge ass tube of shit meat or a giant bag of fries that would last a week for the same amount.

Okay, remove the word 'fresh' and substitute frozen and canned veg, which is available every-fucking-where. Canned and frozen veg is even cheaper than fresh. So it's still cheaper to eat healthy even if we're getting into "food desert' territory. And that's not even relevant here because despite living in bumfuck appalachia she has ready access to both Walmart and Kroger.
 
Let me throw some numbers out there. It costs around 1.50 a pound for lean centercut pork loin. This is for a full loin, which is about 8 pounds.

1.40 a pound for boneless pork butt. Chicken? Dollar a pound. Some vegetables? These days those steamer bags are a little over a dollar. All of these are the 'raw' ingredients. Even if she ate the same calorie intake of these foods, the prices wouldn't change to much. She'd probably have to eat twice as much to get the calories though.

I don't know why people always say lean meat. You can trim meat to be lean. These days, it's mostly people, like Hamber, are to lazy to actually cut up raw meat. They'd rather spend 3 fucking dollars a pound on shit like ground turkey. Which is actually a paste, it's not actually ground. Go buy that tubed stuff, it's so heavily minced it isn't funny. If you see it in frozen plastic containers like ground chuck, it's specifically formed on the top to look normal by the dispenser machines.

/EndFoodAutism

Seriously though, If I spent the money she did a month on food I'd need two chest freezers for the frozen meat and fish. I'm estimating she eats, on average, 8 pounds of food a day between food food and junk/snacks and caloric laden drinks. She basically eats a new born baby worth of food, daily.

If people are actually prepared to cut their own meat, just buy half an orchard pig or Bentheimer and cut it up. Rather easy, little effort required and you put that freezer to good use. Guaranteed to be cheaper than buying it piece by piece and good quality. Bonus is you can ask for offal and they throw it in for cheap or actually give it for free to repeat customers. Or these 2 fatass lezbeens could go out and shoot something, Kentucky must have some deer or wild pigs running around and god knows they need the excersize.

People are also oversensitive to some fat on their meat, a little fat means more taste. This does not mean a greasy mouthful every bite or going full Big AL of course, moderation.

But yeah, the amount they spend on food, better to go out and buy some quality for your money.
 
To be fair, it's still cheap as shit compared to sparkling water etc if you buy generic soda. Though I'm not digging through videos or any thing...I'm guessing Hamber likely won't buy generic.

Price of mineral water in a gas station costs just as much as a regular can of pop.

Probably shouldn't be a retarded person that buys sparkling water.
 
If people are actually prepared to cut their own meat, just buy half an orchard pig or Bentheimer and cut it up. Rather easy, little effort required and you put that freezer to good use. Guaranteed to be cheaper than buying it piece by piece and good quality. Bonus is you can ask for offal and they throw it in for cheap or actually give it for free to repeat customers. Or these 2 fatass lezbeens could go out and shoot something, Kentucky must have some deer or wild pigs running around and god knows they need the excersize.

People are also oversensitive to some fat on their meat, a little fat means more taste. This does not mean a greasy mouthful every bite or going full Big AL of course, moderation.

But yeah, the amount they spend on food, better to go out and buy some quality for your money.
Hamber is the last person to be near a gun. She'd bubba that shit worse than a boomer fudd in a militia if she doesn't hopefully shoot herself first.
 
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