💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

LOL this dude couldnt stick to a diet that wont give him his third stroke. I heard through the grapevine he's going for lucky number 7.

We should start a kiwi deathpool. How many strokes does Jack have before it finally does him in?

i think jack is invincible to be honest. no amount of strokes will kill him

also, looks like comments and likes have been disabled on the fishing channel. shocker

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Ninja-ed by @Aaway.

 

[captkrisma]

Stroke number 3 incoming!

 

[Charlie Delicious]

For some gets reason Jackeally excited that Chardonnay is used.

 

[Begemot]

Stroke number 3 incoming!

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Presumably Jack is going to just use lettuce for a bun or as other have said, the keto thing has fallen by the wayside.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Stroke number 3 incoming!

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Bull fucking shit that Jack didn't start that rumor.

 

[HG 400]

Christ. I've spent the past few days reading this whole thread and I'm actually really surprised it took this long to devolve into the industry equivalent of a-logging: that is, a bunch of foodie home cooks talking shit about another foodie home cook because they're so much better than him and "oh I would have blah blah blah". Honestly, no one cares what you would do. Next people are going to start dick waving their expensive but useless knives around.

If these speds could cook they wouldn't be watching Jack to feel better about themselves, and everyone who negrated this post is an asshurt manchild.

 

[Eabani]

I will sometimes drink balsamic vinegar from a dish and even I am repulsed by how much vinegar he used on that fish.

 

[registereduser]

For some gets reason Jackeally excited that Chardonnay is used.

Chardonnay sounds fancy and exotic, so by extension, it makes Jack feel fancy and important.

Stroke number 3 incoming!

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The comments were still on on this post.

 

[Aaway]

LOL

jack definitely reads this thread. i posted about how he might to a burger wars tour a few weeks back because he said it on that podcast he was on. he really thinks he's some sort of youtube celeb. no jack, no one was talking about how you might do a burger wars tour so there was definitely no rumor. how can your fans even communicate with one another given that you've turned comments off on all your videos?

did he post that as a video? because he must have taken it down

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Speaking of Jack and burgers, it’s never a bad time to dust off this legendary bit of classic Jack:

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

did he post that as a video? because he must have taken it down

The smoked fish video? He posted it to his Cooking With Jack channel instead of the fishing one.

 

[registereduser]

LOL

jack definitely reads this thread. i posted about how he might to a burger wars tour a few weeks back because he said it on that podcast he was on. he really thinks he's some sort of youtube celeb. no jack, no one was talking about how you might do a burger wars tour so there was definitely no rumor. how can your fans even communicate with one another given that you've turned comments off on all your videos?

did he post that as a video? because he must have taken it down

The Burger Wars thing was a community post. A text post on his channel page.

Edit: Still there. Another fan comment:

 

[Dave Meltzer]

One thing is for sure. Jack is justified in hiding the likes and dislikes on his channels if this is the norm. I like that the guy he does the video with is going to keep wearing that fishing apron.

 

[Aaway]

you'd think jack would at least go on video and say he shut down his comments because he was getting too many trolls or something along those lines

 

[Someone in a Tree]

you'd think jack would at least go on video and say he shut down his comments because he was getting too many trolls or something along those lines

He probably knows he can't do so without sounding like a salty dick, so he's just letting sleeping dogs lie.

 

[Zero fks to give]

It's kind of weird seeing a middle-class trend like Keto filter down to a gibbering slob like Scalfani and how he misinterprets it. He sees it as a cure-all but still isn't willing to put in the work.

And when you half ass Keto, (add the fat but don't cut enough carbs.) the weight gain is enormous.

Jack always has all of those, other than migraines and nausea.

True, he hasn't had them any more.

Still, he has never eaten a meal on his fake keto that was even remotely keto. Every single thing he has eaten on video would have broken keto for days afterward. To Jack, keto just means you can eat grease by the cupful straight out of an industrial size vat of Crisco.

Right, I haven't heard him mention Keto in ages, I think the only part that stuck is subbing pork rinds for bread crumbs. Go figger. Probably the most they've been is Adkins adjacent.

He is trying way too hard to sound smart in the video. It's alright man, you've got Jack standing next to you. Random gibberish is more intelligent than what Jack has to say.

I wonder if he's charging this guy to jump in his you tube channel and access his huge following.. I bet the fish guy said "wtf, turn the comments on ", not knowing what's coming. Lol

 

[AnOminous]

Right, I haven't heard him mention Keto in ages, I think the only part that stuck is subbing pork rinds for bread crumbs. Go figger. Probably the most they've been is Adkins adjacent.

I'm pretty sure the fat chickenshit turned off comments on his YouTube videos just because he was butthurt that people kept asking him about whether the giant piles of carbs he was eating were keto.

 

[Aaway]

I'm pretty sure the fat chickenshit turned off comments on his YouTube videos just because he was butthurt that people kept asking him about whether the giant piles of carbs he was eating were keto.

that's exactly why

the keto comments, the "stroke #3 incoming" comments, and the "this guy has suffered two strokes and still eats like this?" comments

 

[captkrisma]

that's exactly why

the keto comments, the "stroke #3 incoming" comments, and the "this guy has suffered two strokes and still eats like this?" comments

This gives credence to the videos being done for vanity. If he wanted helpful comments or even just asspats, he'd keep comments on and just filter out shit he didn't want to see posted.