💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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From what Jack is saying, it appears that the fishing channel will be Charles doing all the work in regards to fishing and cleaning his catches.

Jack and the wendigo will lurk in the kitchen until his ghoul brings him more sea meat.
 
no idea why jack is even involved with this channel

1. he knows nothing about fishing
2. he can't even fish if he wanted to given he has one functioning arm
3. he's not very good at cooking fish

i guess this is just another attempt by jack to make himself look like some sort of renaissance man. he's got a cooking channel, a tech channel, a christian channel, and now a fishing channel
 
Shouldn't he just stop? Is it more about validation at this point, some sick corruption of the American dream with discarded smokers on the back porch and a porcine wretch gulping down melted cheese as a keto friendly 'snack'.

What else is he gonna do? He's morbidly obese and suffering from strokes and can barely walk a mile without getting winded. Might as well go out in a blaze of autism.
 

Same shit as always.
Jack shows the parking lot which is made of gravel, he seems mad about it.
Jack get's an anemic looking salad with plenty of processed cheese and two fairly large containers of thousand island.
Jack get's fried chicken and green beans that look like something from a can ''so beautiful''. Tammy got fried catfish and onion rings. They also got fried pickles.
The food was so good, worth the upcoming stroke #3.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=I904Kr7_0YQ;t=0
Same shit as always.
Jack shows the parking lot which is made of gravel, he seems mad about it.
Jack get's an anemic looking salad with plenty of processed cheese and two fairly large containers of thousand island.
Jack get's fried chicken and green beans that look like something from a can ''so beautiful''. Tammy got fried catfish and onion rings. They also got fried pickles.
The food was so good, worth the upcoming stroke #3.
I'm guessing the fried chicken wouldn't be keto, yeah?
 
The only things keto-friendly on their table were the green beans and the ranch dressing. Even the salad had thousand island dressing and croutons.
It's kind of weird seeing a middle-class trend like Keto filter down to a gibbering slob like Scalfani and how he misinterprets it. He sees it as a cure-all but still isn't willing to put in the work.
 
Jack will be collabing with this guy on a fishing channel. More Jack content on the way!
LMAO the "recipe" is balsamic vinegar, butter and fish sous vide.
You don't fucking drizzle that much vinegar all over your product; that's the sign of an idiot who overloaded their tastebuds with seasoning and learned Balsamic Vinegar is something real-people chefs sometimes use for dishes. All doing what the fuck he did does is just makes everything taste like vinegar, especially given that fish can easily be overwhelmed by seasoning. Then again, this is normal for Jack it seems given his tendency to flood dishes with shit like soy sauce and other fluidic mixes (Worcestershire Sauce for example) that turn things into hell when overpoured.
 
You don't fucking drizzle that much vinegar all over your product; that's the sign of an idiot who overloaded their tastebuds with seasoning and learned Balsamic Vinegar is something real-people chefs sometimes use for dishes.
Just drizzing that much vinegar on it would be bad enough, but what Jack did was even worse - he dumped all that vinegar in the sous vide bag with the fish. Not only does that mean he basically pickled it, it made it look awful and black, and then he just slopped it on a big serving plate. He should've cooked it in a light marinade to complement its delicate natural flavor and color, maybe a little butter and a few herbs, then plated it with the darker sauce for contrast.
 
Not only does that mean he basically pickled it, it made it look awful and black, and then he just slopped it on a big serving plate.

This is a good point. You eat with your eyes first and bass is a nice white fish. Some char on it is good, but making it look brown like mud is not. You could also tell they just dumped it out of the sous vide bag onto the plate. They took no effort to arrange the fish on the plate so it looks presentable then had the audacity to use that Michelin Star looking plate as a thumbnail.
 
Just drizzing that much vinegar on it would be bad enough, but what Jack did was even worse - he dumped all that vinegar in the sous vide bag with the fish. Not only does that mean he basically pickled it, it made it look awful and black, and then he just slopped it on a big serving plate. He should've cooked it in a light marinade to complement its delicate natural flavor and color, maybe a little butter and a few herbs, then plated it with the darker sauce for contrast.
Honestly, the only marinate I'd probably use for it is an olive-oil lemon mix with fairly light seasoning given that you really don't use something heavy on fish. I wouldn't even use my go-to of yogurt marinades on fish since I'm personally not sure how it'd affect the taste. But Jack? He learned that balsamic vinegar exists. He learned that it also is used by real people chefs. He's a lazy white trash douchebag with delusions of grandeur, the desire to pretend to be a chef, and moderate brain damage. So he must use it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=I904Kr7_0YQ;t=0
Same shit as always.
Jack shows the parking lot which is made of gravel, he seems mad about it.
Jack get's an anemic looking salad with plenty of processed cheese and two fairly large containers of thousand island.
Jack get's fried chicken and green beans that look like something from a can ''so beautiful''. Tammy got fried catfish and onion rings. They also got fried pickles.
The food was so good, worth the upcoming stroke #3.
I love how Jack arbitrarily rates this dump as good because it gives him a lot of lardy food. It really highlights how absolutely piss useless his reviews are, and how those other restaurants can just ignore his reviews whenever he tantrums due to him just having a bad day or whatever rustled his jimmies.
 
Honestly, the only marinate I'd probably use for it is an olive-oil lemon mix with fairly light seasoning given that you really don't use something heavy on fish. I wouldn't even use my go-to of yogurt marinades on fish since I'm personally not sure how it'd affect the taste. But Jack? He learned that balsamic vinegar exists. He learned that it also is used by real people chefs. He's a lazy white trash douchebag with delusions of grandeur, the desire to pretend to be a chef, and moderate brain damage. So he must use it.

I love how Jack arbitrarily rates this dump as good because it gives him a lot of lardy food. It really highlights how absolutely piss useless his reviews are, and how those other restaurants can just ignore his reviews whenever he tantrums due to him just having a bad day or whatever rustled his jimmies.
I agree, I tend use coconut/ lime marinades or depending on the fish, mustard myself as well. There was a restaurant I used to go to that had a good miso marinade for their fish. By the way, yogurt marinades are best on salmon or similar fish.

I want to get some snake head one day and see what tastes good with it as it's a fish I hear a lot of good things about.
 
Christ. I've spent the past few days reading this whole thread and I'm actually really surprised it took this long to devolve into the industry equivalent of a-logging: that is, a bunch of foodie home cooks talking shit about another foodie home cook because they're so much better than him and "oh I would have blah blah blah". Honestly, no one cares what you would do. Next people are going to start dick waving their expensive but useless knives around.
 
I'm just watching the Cooking with Kay stream now and all I can say is poor Jack.

His true soulmate is literally an ocean away and he's stuck with Tammy and his potato son. RIP.
 
When was the last time Jack mentioned keto? I think he's officially given up on it and is back on the Fried Sampler Platter diet.

in this video. so almost a month ago. and lol @ that JOTG video from yesterday. his "reviews" are absolutely pointless. every video now is just him and tammy ordering some fried whatever, showing what the food looks like, and then saying if he'll come back or not. notice how the only restaurant he's given a "bad" review for lately has been the japanese one. obviously it was because there was no fried chicken on the menu

 
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