DSP's Thanksgiving Day Victimhood 2018 - A Holiday tradition

[harbinger]

The solution of all of his problems sounds pretty simple to me: Get a job.

“That’s not going to happen.” - Phil Burnell, 2018

"The state tax situation caused me to get reported hundreds of times a day claiming I was scamming people."

Then proceeds to explain how he scammed people. Needed money for taxes last year, got $10k in December 2017, put the whole tax bill on credit cards 6 months later.

Also wanted to point out he said about Kat, “She’s busting her ass to make us money.” While he sits on his ass crying to a camera.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I thought he said he didn't have time to cook.

It's almost as if the lies never end

 

[Wurstbrot]

This was amazing.
And the most beautiful part is: His attempt to create a living "there" fails not because everyone else fucked him over, but just because he always refused to listen. He will still be a massive piece of donkey dudu and will wonder why people wrinkle their noses. It's Tevin's fault, it's Tut's fault, it's everyone's fault his streams are the most awful boring garbage the world has ever witnessed. It's not his fault he personally insults people. Because he neeeever insulted anyone, he is super positive and stayed out of drama - except the complete opposite is true.
No surprise there as he proved today how many points he invested in his ignorance-skill (15 out of possible 10, cheater), as he completely tried to rewrite the history of how people see him. And we detractors don't count because we are eeeviiiiil. Yeah or - LISTEN, DAVE - we have a shit ton of good reasons for not liking you, but you prefer a penne in your ears. Keep on not listening, you see where you are right now for treating other people like literal waste.

 

[Keystone]

"What has been done to me is worse than if I had been beaten within an inch of my life, because at least I could recover from that"

I'm sure Jaha would still take him up on that beating.

 

[Windows 98]

I thought he was the king of hate? why's baby crying about ebil meanies online if he's FUELED by their HATE?

 

[whirly]

Is there anywhere I can watch a VOD of this shitstorm I missed?

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

"And Kat had to get a new job, and that's not fair to her, you know?" You know what's not fair, Phil? Making everyone around you (your viewers, your girlfriend, your parents) pay for your mistakes. Be a man and fucking get a job.

 

[Keystone]

"And Kat had to get a new job, and that's not fair to her, you know?" You know what's not fair, Phil? Making everyone around you (your viewers, your girlfriend, your parents) pay for your mistakes. Be a man and fucking get a job.

"That's not how it works"

Remember, he legitimately said that when everyone suggested he get a job.

 

[notquiteaperson]

So in 6 months we will have 16,000 reasons to think he's full of shit.

He's got 16,000 problems but having to get off the couch ain't one.

 

[Sparkletor]

Every single dollar he makes goes directly to taxes.

Like his new shirt he bought yesterday? $8 at Kohls. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not the only thing they bought. I'm also going to go out on a limb and say that Kohl's doesn't sell anything absolutely necessary to live.

 

[thebonesauce]

Is there anywhere I can watch a VOD of this shitstorm I missed?

Oh don’t worry, he’s UPLOADING IT TO YOUTUBE. If this isn’t the most blatantly transparent thing you’ve ever seen... And he feels no shame in talking about it.

He literally ended it with, “I gotta cook and I feel like my YouTube viewers need to see this to so I’m UPLOADING IT TO YOUTUBE.”

I can’t imagine a worse idea, assuming the man has no shame or dignity. He really is something else man.

 

[Alxmir23]

"What did I do to deserve this?"

You just used your parents bad health/possible death to get pity money from children. Who does that? The kinda person who deserves all the bad!

if they die,how the hell is he 1.gonna pay for the funeral cost 2.travel to wherever they are to attend said funeral. unless they die together,thats 2 funerals

 

[Sparkletor]

if they die,how the hell is he 1.gonna pay for the funeral cost 2.travel to wherever they are to attend said funeral. unless they die together,thats 2 funerals

1. Dave (the actual Dave, not DSP) seems like a smart enough guy to have life insurance amd probably a cemetery plot for himself and his wife.
2. DSP wouldn't go to the funeral because he has to work.

 

[actually]

to the max: did Phil list any changes at all that he was planning on making to try and increase how much he's able to save between now and tax deadline? Or was it literally just "give me money" or I'll have to get a loan / refinance (LOL, bank ain't doin' that) / SELL DUH CAHNDO?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Is there anywhere I can watch a VOD of this shitstorm I missed?

Tevin's restream is saved but unlisted
https://youtu.be/eS1qMO5OqZs

 

[Asperchewy]

Is there anywhere I can watch a VOD of this shitstorm I missed?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

One of the big takeaways from all this to me is that mass-flagging his stuff on youtube - something that's struck most people I think as a waste of time - actually did a number on him. Technically only because of a change in how youtube operates (if what he says is to be believed in any capacity) but nevertheless, the process itself caught up to him. Trying to make a career out of this shit is clearly so volatile and in ten fucking years and all the blows he's taken, he's still never even thought that maybe trying to get out of this game would be of real benefit to his mental wellbeing.

Even with this latest episode he was talking about big changes would need to be made. And didn't outline any of them on his part.. so are the changes simply you guys need to dig deeper than ever before into your pockets again.? Make some real sacrifices like my fav heroes in Final Fantasy 6. Damn the man! (Tevin) Save the Empire! (Mah Hause)

His streans are just confusing I'll need to suffer through it again later to unpack more info and see if he at any point actually made any mention of what he was actually planning to do. I heard 10 wouldbe solutions and none that he'd be willing to do or wouldn't be able to do.

 

[slacktauren]

He did say at one point though that going from a partnered sponsorship on Youtube to going solo didn't change revenue that much because Youtube changed it so it's even for everybody. Now why is he so butthurt about it then. It's almost as if he can't keep track of his lies in one single stream.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

We have to give him 16k on top of the usual amount. He couldn't keep bringing us this high kwality kantent, if he didn't get to keep his real adult house with his real adult office. If we don't do it from him do it for Kate. So they can truly start their lifes together.


If you think about it, he will need the donation by februray as twitch is on a 2 month delay. That means he would need 5k extra every month now. He should start a gofGoFun with the state of the stream vlog as his pitch video. Maybe that way he gets some pitty bucks from people that didnt research him. Because I see now way in in hell for him to get enough money otherwise.

 

[thebonesauce]

I just can’t believe what I’ve heard. He actually doubled down. He ACTUALLY did it. AND he trashed Curse! And the detractors! He saved time and just mixed 3 older begathons and condensed them.