DSP's Thanksgiving Day Victimhood 2018 - A Holiday tradition

[DaveSydeBennet]

“I don’t know how to beat it.” There was an incident on twitch that begs to differ.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Next thanksgiving Phil streams himself holding a shard of glass to his throat demanding $20,000, calling it now.

 

[Dim Chauffers]

Next thanksgiving Phil streams himself holding a shard of glass to his throat demanding $20,000, calling it now.

"I'm gonna end it now."

 

[PomegranateKing]

Nobody likes a repeat on these things, and my bet on the excuse is an amalgamation of past excuses.

I'm going way off base, but I'm going for "losing the house" due to "unpaid taxes" and "shadowy 6 month deadline"

I just want to point out...

I SUPER CALLED IT

BOW TO MY PSYCHIC POWERS YOU BITCHES.

 

[Keystone]

"Now's the time to step up"

Translation: Give me more money peons.

 

[_XXIII_]

He’s crying and he can fuck off.

Everything is his fault. Moved cross county to avoid tax, moved into a big house, his then girlfriend was paying tax on her small business but he somehow deemed he didn’t need to, spends all his money and then complains he can’t pay tax.

He was fairly taxed on his earnings despite him trying to avoid it and he hates it. He saved nothing. He did no due diligence.

He’s made mistakes but he can’t admit it. End the stream Phil you’re making a tit of yourself.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I love how even through all of this hes gotta cry about tevins re streams lmao

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

What we're doing is worse than beating Phil to within an inch of his life, apparently.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

And now he has to get off stream and go cook. Who knew the secret ingredient to the DSP authentic italian sauce recipe was Phil's crocodile tears.

Also shut the fuck up tevin bot lady you dumb bitch!

 

[notquiteaperson]

Quick someone remind him he makes more money than Tervin (goat laughs)

 

[Xerxers]

"What has been done to me is worse than if I had been beaten within an inch of my life, because at least I could recover from that"

 

[Jotaro]

He’s crying and he can fuck off.

Everything is his fault. Moved cross county to avoid tax, moved into a big house, his then girlfriend was paying tax on her small business but he somehow deemed he didn’t need to, spends all his money and then complains he can’t pay tax.

He was fairly taxed on his earnings despite him trying to avoid it and he hates it. He saved nothing. He did no due diligence.

He’s made mistakes but he can’t admit it. End the stream Phil you’re making a tit of yourself.

And he does end it, shifting the blame for his financial burden onto the detractors that have financially ruined him. Never change, Dave.

 

[Comma]

 

[SupremeVictory]

I thought he said he didn't have time to cook.

 

[thebonesauce]

I cannot believe what I’ve just seen.

The writers on this show just keep outdoing themselves!

 

[Pointandlaugh]

"What has been done to me is worse than if I had been beaten within an inch of my life, because at least I could recover from that"

I thought the swatting incident and the people who made THYDP nearly got him KILLED.

 

[kamekmagik]

lol so he thinks his parents will die at any second and they're offering to pay his flight and he makes his own schedule but he's still acting like it's impossible to go

 

[DiabeticSP]

How much did he raise for taxes last year during the Beg-idays? 10k? He had a goal number for awhile I remember.

Regardless, how the fuck does he still not set money aside for taxes. Its such a simple thing.

Even funnier he refused to go see his parents.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I could have some sympathy if he'd take responsibility for at least some of his decisions. The Adsense account (which he was lucky to get back) was a mistake he made about 10 years ago. The taxes could have been planned out. He could have set some money aside for taxes. He could have cut down on expenses. Does he really need Netflix? Or WWE? Or Playstation Vue?

Yet, he doesn't seem to learn from his mistakes, and that's why he'll ever be, in my eyes, a scrub. A real life scrub.

 

[PieceofShet]

"What did I do to deserve this?"

You just used your parents bad health/possible death to get pity money from children. Who does that? The kinda person who deserves all the bad!