haven't brushed my hair in a week - 8/19/2018

[Lulu Diamonds]

So how fucking obvious is it that this is a continuing audition for MSPL? It's so obvious, the way she dropped in the "bedbound", the numerous (very numerous) cuts, the "not feeling like myself" bull shit -- it's all an attempt to make her seem like a good candidate for the show. She's trying to sell her story. It's probably the most work she's put into her videos in months.

Even the "I want to make it to my brother's wedding" sound EXACTLY like the things that people on MSHPL say. They always seem to ask them to focus on a goal or reason to lose weight rather than just "I don't want to be fat and die".

 

[Calling]

OOOOOORRRRR, install adblock in your browser of choice if you are on a pc

For cellphone users, uninstall the youtube app and get firefox browser app instead, there's an adblock addon that works perfectly and you can open the youtube website from there, it works exactly as the youtube app minus the annoying ads.

You're welcome.

And for those who use Chrome on mobile, if I refresh the page, I don't get ads. I assume that's across all Chrome mobile users, so hope that helps some of you.

To keep my post on topic, this video is just a repeat of the last one. Whatever.

 

[#Dustinsinfloridayall]

I think it's a poem about the longing for orange chicken whilst being bedbound.

Necky probably told her she's not taking her out to eat....insert depreshun here. #chindab

 

[Dr.Research]

Even the "I want to make it to my brother's wedding" sound EXACTLY like the things that people on MSHPL say. They always seem to ask them to focus on a goal or reason to lose weight rather than just "I don't want to be fat and die".

Aside from the fact its a way to get some audience sympathy, that is a good technique. It's a lot easier to focus on a smaller, tangible goal than something less vauge (and with more wiggle room) like "not be fat". And even people at this weight don't always get that death could be days or one bad cold away.

Shame that AL has no desire to get healthy and just wants to talk about herself to other white trash and shove cake in her maw even if she did make the wedding.

 

[#Dustinsinfloridayall]

She's goth her Twitter/YT command center set up in her bed, a TV, and Becky the enabling pathetic cuck to bring her food. And is trying hard to convince us that she "Wants" to go outside. Can't wait for the vlog in 3 days where she wants asspats for being a brave enough gorl to brush her hair and go to Walmart. I can see it already. "I'm proud of myself."

+ the thank you's for all of y'all's support. It really mesme a lot. Sorry I haven't vlogged....blah blah, blah blah blah.

 

[Xenomorph]

Even the "I want to make it to my brother's wedding" sound EXACTLY like the things that people on MSHPL say. They always seem to ask them to focus on a goal or reason to lose weight rather than just "I don't want to be fat and die".

She wants to go to Cali to live there, she gives no fucks about that wedding and that methhead prolly wants her close by to mooch off her.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

The orange chicken calleth
Across Kentucky
Alas the Sadness negates

There ya go, Amby. Poncy hi-ya* po-eh-treeee just for you. Don't say we never give you anything.

*something like that

 

[#Dustinsinfloridayall]

She's really fucked. This could really be the beginning of the end for her. Like what will be her rock bottom? She definitely hasn't hit it yet and I don't know what it will be. If Eric and Rickie were smart, they'd kick her out now. It will only become more difficult for all four of these people to move on with their lives.

Especially since it's harder for her to walk. She'll need a scooter everywhere, if she's not actually bedbound by Christmas.

 

[497]

What a boring video. I miss manic twerking amber ); it was disgusting but at least i didn't snore during the videos

Speaking of twerking Amber... now that you mention it... she could of pulled her back out with all of that twerking. People said an injury would be the kicker for AL to become bedbound. So for all we know she can have an injury going on right now.

It was mentioned alot of times when she was walking she wasn't putting weight on one foot. AL said the doctor told her to not walk (with the fitbit). Yet there she was stripping and twerking. Amber would never admit those twerking show performances hurt her and it's why she's in bed now so maybe the depression is just a cover up.

 

[andywhorehol]

amber is the type of gal to ask for a bite of food that UNICEF hands to dying african babies

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

I'm Bedbound y'all.
But it's because of depression!
And not because I weigh the same as a Harley Davidson Roadster.

 

[Xenomorph]

She's really fucked. This could really be the beginning of the end for her. Like what will be her rock bottom? She definitely hasn't hit it yet and I don't know what it will be. If Eric and Rickie were smart, they'd kick her out now. It will only become more difficult for all four of these people to move on with their lives.

This. They have a walking, talking, almost 600 pound burden living in their walled-up porch. They really need to have a discussion to get her placed either in some sort of weight loss facility or have her and Necks get their own place before they need to knock out a wall to get her out.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Guess her casting call for Toddlers And Tiaras was a bust then. And she'd already bought nine thousand plastic tiaras from Waltat. Awww.

Ps. Fergots to quote cos dumb.
@xenomorph - poor Amby. If only there was something she could do....like get to Cali and sign up to big bruv's patented weightloss programme. $10k a month must buy a shitload of meth and its good to share with family.

Necky should just put wheels on the mattress and tow her.

 

[Twinkie]

Reminder: Beanbag pays over half the bills for the household. Unless both Becky and Eric get jobs (lol) Amber isn't going anywhere.

 

[Xenomorph]

Reminder: Beanbag pays over half the bills for the household. Unless both Becky and Eric get jobs (lol) Amber isn't going anywhere.

Better enjoy it now, until there is an even worse smell coming from that room when her skin starts to rip and decay from lack of circulation.

 

[Catnip]

I don't know if I'm going to make it to the end of the video, but I noticed some interesting things:
- the number of ads. I think this is the second video where there is only one ad. I wonder if YT changed things around, because I cannot see Amber admitting she had too many ads and toning it down.
- when talking about movies she's been watching she says : "I have to worry about other fake characters". Even for Amber, this is a very odd choice of words.
- Amber's major downfall is that she believes more is better. We can see it with her weight, her purchases and now her insistence in doing the same video over and over again (her "depression").
- did she threatened to go back to doing weight loss videos?

I was tempted to give her some advice about videos, but the truth is, even if she tried some of the ideas it won't bring her enough view$, so I won't bother.

Amber is royally fucked. Aside from developing thicker skin, there is nothing she can do or say that will be well accepted by her audience.

Edited: At around 5:20 Amber admits to being bed bound!

You can only put multiple ads on vids that are 10 minutes or more. She hit 7 minutes for the past two vids, so she didn't reach the cut-off. You know if our gorl did, you'd be hitting an ad every minute.

 

[London Raine]

She wants to go to Cali to live there, she gives no fucks about that wedding and that methhead prolly wants her close by to mooch off her.

Oh Gawd - the next saga will be "moving in with my long lost brother and his new wife". This is just a way to get to California and all the postmates her heart can handle.

 

[Citroen]

She's not even making the video 10 minutes long for the coin, that depreshuun must be legit.

 

[Captain Ahab]

She's not even making the video 10 minutes long for the coin, that depreshuun must be legit.

She’s a bedbound young woman in her late 20s. Her life revolves around eating and shopping at Walmart. How can she not be depressed?

 

[Teresa77]

How is her Lexapro prescription only 10mg at her weight? I weigh waaaay less than her and my prescriptions are much higher. There is no way that medicine is getting through to help her.