haven't brushed my hair in a week - 8/19/2018

TaterBot dijo:
@ADHD
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iIkJNsl3tyQ

literally all that's required is to replace "youtube" with "hooktube" in the link.
Please do an OP link for those of us who are not ALR enablers.
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Stop with this Hooktube bullshit, as of July it is now giving data to Google, which means the Youtube videos are now getting those views (and money). There is no longer any real point to it here.
 
It's not necessarily an audition. This is just what being 550 (or 600) lbs. looks like. All of those people are severely depressed--it's impossible to be that huge and immobile and not be depressed--so that's why the sentiments sound familiar. Plus AL's penchant for being influenced by media makes her overly dramatic.
 
Maaaannn.... so her 'casting call' didn't work out. No surprise there.

She's clearly been reading here, every video references a comment that's been made on the farms. Currently, it's the bedbound saga. (It's not bed-bound you hater, I said 'house-bound'!)

She claims to have lost around a pound in weight yet looks even more porcine than she appeared merely a week ago. Laahhhsss!

freebecky dijo:

"Unspoken Word"

Sweet and sour becomes less of a taste when taste becomes a feeling
Feelings that become reality
Reality of giving your hand to her
Her presence, once torn between fairytales and magic
The magic that glues hearts to souls and souls to veins
Veins pulsating and lingering strain
Strain to understand the unspoken word
Or silence upon the naked body :islamic:
Bodies that used to define art by getting wrapped in sheets
Sheets of lust and longing.
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-Sweet and fucking sour? Hit that chinese buffet, gorl!
-Veins pulsating and lingering strain... that's hypertension and diabetes - check your blood pressure, hon.
-Wrapped in Sheets. Of lust and longing? Nah, gorl - that's a Hello Kitty fleece blanket. Longing for clothes that fit maybe?

The magic may be a naruto reference (?) Hopefully that story she wants to finish is Scottie!
 
I don't believe Amber had a casting call, nor do I believe she's doing these videos as auditions. But if I'm wrong, please for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do NOT interfere with it.

I know many people are butt hurt because (they think) Amber makes more money than they do, and "it isn't fair :(". I ask of you, in the minuscule chance of this casting call being real, please don't contact sponsors, TV stations, producers and whatnot. Let life take it's course.
 
freebecky dijo:
A poem by Amberlynn Angelou Hughes. Who is so bed bound she couldn't write it down in one of her 60 journals.

"Unspoken Word"

Sweet and sour becomes less of a taste when taste becomes a feeling
Feelings that become reality
Reality of giving your hand to her
Her presence, once torn between fairytales and magic
The magic that glues hearts to souls and souls to veins
Veins pulsating and lingering strain
Strain to understand the unspoken word
Or silence upon the naked body :islamic:
Bodies that used to define art by getting wrapped in sheets
Sheets of lust and longing.
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Sweet and sour becomes less of a taste when taste becomes a feeling
Feelings that become sauce
Sauce drizzling over chicken, pork, fried rice
Their presence, once torn between diet and indulgence
The indulgence that glues hearts shut with plaque and tightens veins
Veins pulsating and straining just to survive
Strain to understand their bed-bound existence
Or sweat upon the naked body :islamic:
Bodies that used to define art in prehistoric times
Times of scarcity and hunger.
 
freebecky dijo:
Unspoken Word"

Sweet and sour becomes less of a taste when taste becomes a feeling
Feelings that become reality
Reality of giving your hand to her
Her presence, once torn between fairytales and magic
The magic that glues hearts to souls and souls to veins
Veins pulsating and lingering strain
Strain to understand the unspoken word
Or silence upon the naked body :islamic:
Bodies that used to define art by getting wrapped in sheets
Sheets of lust and longing.
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Monkeys can climb
Crickets can leap
Horses can race
Owls can seek
Cheetahs can run
Eagles can fly
Amberlynn can laah
But that’s about it
 
The Last Stand dijo:
I don't think it's normal for her hair to be in that condition, even a week of not washing it. Flaky, dry and tangled at times. Her hair is going to fall before her weight does.
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It's usually bad ideas to not brush long hair for week or more at a time. It can start to get matted up and dreadlocked. She might have to have some hair cut out if she keeps laying in bed. Or have Becky start helping to brush her hair since she can't lift her arms long enough to do it herself.
 
We're concentrating on bed-bound saga too quickly. Dreadlock-saga comes before that, clearly... maybe as a last-ditch attempt to appeal to Necky's 420 sensibilities?
 
TaterBot dijo:
@ADHD
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iIkJNsl3tyQ

literally all that's required is to replace "youtube" with "hooktube" in the link.
Please do an OP link for those of us who are not ALR enablers.
Presiona para expandir...

OOOOOORRRRR, install adblock in your browser of choice if you are on a pc :)

For cellphone users, uninstall the youtube app and get firefox browser app instead, there's an adblock addon that works perfectly and you can open the youtube website from there, it works exactly as the youtube app minus the annoying ads.

You're welcome.
 
Long time lurker dijo:
I don't believe Amber had a casting call, nor do I believe she's doing these videos as auditions. But if I'm wrong, please for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do NOT interfere with it.

I know many people are butt hurt because (they think) Amber makes more money than they do, and "it isn't fair :(". I ask of you, in the minuscule chance of this casting call being real, please don't contact sponsors, TV stations, producers and whatnot. Let life take it's course.
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It would have to be a show that wouldn't require her to travel, as she "can't fly" so it's really hard to imagine what it could be. What show would be interested in flying a crew out to Bumfuck Kentucky to capture the exciting adventures of a mostly bedbound girl who only leaves the house to go to chain restaurants (that they likely can't get clearance to film in) and quick runs to Walmart for snacks and cheap jewelry?
It just doesn't make sense, but on tbe off-chance it's real I absolutely want to see this trashfire.
It's still my personal tinfoil that this whole thing might be a dimwitted ploy to grab Shane's attention in an attempt to get a series like he did with Bunny.
 
Oh DO shut up, you tragic, droning heffalump. We're all out of fucks to give on the four hundred and twelvty-seventeenth rotation of the Self Pity Roundabout.

I have grass to watch growing.

Ps. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz has asked - well, begged - you to stop with the poetry. Stop making the poor Vogons cry.
 
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