Line Of The Day

[DNJACK]

just a random line a day.

Let's start


@SeaPancake: tasty x_x

 

[HG 400]

Duplicate thread the lazy hotpockets cunts should lock this.

 

[DNJACK]

Fuck you, this is a new concept becasue this doesnt try to pretend to be funny.

where did my op go?

dont delete this

HAAAALLLLLPPPPPPP

 

[HG 400]

It's agood thread don't delte it.

dont deltee this

 

[DNJACK]

stop stealing my ideas

 

[HG 400]

stop stealing my ideas

make me

 

[DNJACK]

make me make you

 

[Trombonista]

Can you imagine how many "It's Ripping Time" jokes are going to be made about John.K's Asshole if he ends up in jail?

It'll be fucking glorious.

 

[Trombonista]

Wait, Marl faps to clown porn? Somehow that strikes me as the weirdest part.

 

[diana]

"Cum tastes good." - @Corrugated Daffodils

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

"Police officers are gay they carry dildos with them" - @diana

 

[BILLY MAYS]

oh okay, i'm going to rape him autistic then

 

[Trombonista]

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[Trombonista]

I think the Bible has something to say about the kind of "cleverness" Skylar believes he possesses:

"The LORD detests all the proud of heart. Be sure of this: They will not go unpunished."

By “they shall not go unpunished” safe bet is God means that he will be tased in the nut sack by pissed off mall security finally fed up with his idiocy.

 

[Army Burger]

1 minute ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
>not having a clit like a hyena

 

[Trombonista]

Stop making religious people look bad and get a job at applebees.

Articles and Happenings Line of the Day:

Florida Man, Florida Man

Does whatever he probably shouldn't

Can he swing, from a web?

Six children died when he tried!

Look out! Here comes Florida Man!

 

[Trombonista]

I fucking love this stupid country so much.

 

[Trombonista]

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Amateur. Once I talked about nothing but cock for an entire week.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

New Biological hacker? This is the biological equivalent of doing "del C:/Windows/system32" on yourself.