TRIPLE DATE WITH EX 1/20/18

sweaty chafing thighs dijo:
Does anyone else find it coincidental that we recently discussed the fact that Amberlynn never grocery shops at a regular grocery store (and all of the reasons why Walmart appeals to her) only for her to actually shop at Kroger this vlog?

Hey big girl.
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She absolutely does try the shit we recommend. She started wearing sneakers and bought socks, started making slop soup less, acts like she's all low sodium, started doing her brows (though maybe she should just go back to not doing them), addressed shopping too much, the list goes on and on. She totally reads here, and I totally take a drink every time she changes an aspect of her life according to our suggestions. Sometimes I think we're the only ones who really make a difference in her life.
 
The bookstore stuff was the highlight for me. Eric and Becky's subtle disdain for Amber while they tried to browse was the best part of the video.

Plus she bought 3 brand new VC Andrews books that she won't read. Probably "loves" the author based on the fact that she watched Flowers in the Attic when she was 12 and liked it. She should just set fire to money in the next vlog.
 
Clown Baby dijo:
The bookstore stuff was the highlight for me. Eric and Becky's subtle disdain for Amber while they tried to browse was the best part of the video.

Plus she bought 3 brand new VC Andrews books that she won't read. Probably "loves" the author based on the fact that she watched Flowers in the Attic when she was 12 and liked it. She should just set fire to money in the next vlog.
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Not only does she call her favorite author V.C. Andrew, but she doesn't even realize she died long ago and ghost writers are writing books in her name. And Becky isn't interested if it doesn't have lesbian love scenes, typical.
 
The picture they take at that picture booth almost looks as though Amber isn't that big until you notice the massive other half of her body that blends with with Eric's jacket

Edit: I wonder how the movie theater employees feel when they see her come in. I used to work at one and there were a few regulars who were Amber's size. I would get super annoyed when I saw them b/c I knew they were going to break whatever chair they sat in.
 
FupaQueen dijo:
The picture they take at that picture booth almost looks as though Amber isn't that big until you notice the massive other half of her body that blends with with Eric's jacket

Edit: I wonder how the movie theater employees feel when they see her come in. I used to work at one and there were a few regulars who were Amber's size. I would get super annoyed when I saw them b/c I knew they were going to break whatever chair they sat in.
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If she can't fit in one airplane seat, I find it hard to believe she can fit in a movie theater seat, unless it's one of those luxury seats. Does that theater have those? With the arms on the chairs, there's no way, just no way she could possibly fit. She would never even sit in booths at restaurants because she couldn't fit. Someone once asked her about this in a younow and got blocked so it's probably a sensitive subject, which makes me think no, she doesn't fit in a conventional movie theater seat.
 
hotcheetospuffs dijo:
If she can't fit in one airplane seat, I find it hard to believe she can fit in a movie theater seat, unless it's one of those luxury seats. Does that theater have those? With the arms on the chairs, there's no way, just no way she could possibly fit. She would never even sit in booths at restaurants because she couldn't fit. Someone once asked her about this in a younow and got blocked so it's probably a sensitive subject, which makes me think no, she doesn't fit in a conventional movie theater seat.
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They've been making theater seats for fats for a while now, this theater might have those, or maybe reclining ones.
 
This is not a ground breaking observation here since we all know that Becky quit her job to be a cuck to AL, but in the bookstore scene when they are done picking out their books we see AL grab Becky’s book along with her 3 books. It’s pretty obvious that it wasn’t AL doing it do lighten Becky’s load but to make it obvious that she would be paying. Well that’s how I read it anyway.
 
I just watched this video again. The comment about the bear for Dana is so awkward. When Dustin said “this is the bear I got for Dana last year”, AL Shows herself in the way she responds “oh I know”. Her tone of voice was a quick glimpse into the real AL.
 
Can I get an Amen? dijo:
I just watched this video again. The comment about the bear for Dana is so awkward. When Dustin said “this is the bear I got for Dana last year”, AL Shows herself in the way she responds “oh I know”. Her tone of voice was a quick glimpse into the real AL.
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I still don't hear the "this is the bear I got for A-" hesitation that AL commented on. What an awkward bitch.
 
sweaty chafing thighs dijo:
I still don't hear the "this is the bear I got for A-" hesitation that AL commented on. What an awkward bitch.
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I didn't hear it, either. Even if Dustin had slipped, she was talking to Amber. We've all made mistakes like talking about someone else, but saying the name of the person you're looking at instead.
 
hotcheetospuffs dijo:
If she can't fit in one airplane seat, I find it hard to believe she can fit in a movie theater seat, unless it's one of those luxury seats. Does that theater have those? With the arms on the chairs, there's no way, just no way she could possibly fit. She would never even sit in booths at restaurants because she couldn't fit. Someone once asked her about this in a younow and got blocked so it's probably a sensitive subject, which makes me think no, she doesn't fit in a conventional movie theater seat.
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Looked through the images on google maps for Somerset Cinemas 8 and they do have the more modern theater chairs where the arms can be put up. She'd definitely be spilling over on both sides. Better hope you don't wind up with AL in a sold out theater!
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Those recliners must have a strong motor. For Destiny's birthday, Destiny went by herself to see Star Wars where the seats moved and stuff. Amber sat in a bookstore drinking a huge frappe instead because she doesn't like Star Wars. I reckon there was a weight limit or she was afraid she'd break those seats. Too bad, because Destiny wanted someone to do things WITH her. Perhaps part of her realizing that Amber just can't be that gorl.
 
hotcheetospuffs dijo:
Those recliners must have a strong motor. For Destiny's birthday, Destiny went by herself to see Star Wars where the seats moved and stuff. Amber sat in a bookstore drinking a huge frappe instead because she doesn't like Star Wars. I reckon there was a weight limit or she was afraid she'd break those seats. Too bad, because Destiny wanted someone to do things WITH her. Perhaps part of her realizing that Amber just can't be that gorl.
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Fair enough but can Dana really do that much more than AL? She’s a freaking refrigerator!
 
Acting like VC Andrews is some niche little author and not knowing about the ghostwriting. Willing to bet she's never even read Flowers in the Attic etc.

If you're a book hoarder and find audio books unfulfilling (personally I can only listen to ones I've read because the pace is too slow) just buy kindle books on amazon, you don't even have to have a kindle, just use your laptop. That's what I do when one of my favourites falls apart or a new book comes out I want. You can even read them fast and return them within 24 hours. I guess there's no hoarder thrill in intangible things though.
 
Can I get an Amen? dijo:
Fair enough but can Dana really do that much more than AL? She’s a freaking refrigerator!
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They went to Comic Con together. I doubt Destiny ever would've done that if she had remained shackled to Hamberlynn.

Did she say they saw Insidious 3? Wrong movie Hamber, it's technically Insidious 4. Bet she hasn't seen any of the other movies in the Insidious franchise. She sounds damn idiotic, rambling on about how the movie "wasn't the best" and questioning/interrogating Becky about why she enjoyed it.
 
Holden Caulfield dijo:
I cannot for the life of me understand AL’s obsession with YA novelists despite being 26. Bitch, read a classic for once.
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Good username/post combo. But in all honesty, the only thing close to a "classic" I've seen her pick up was IT, and I think she got maybe 20 pages in before the book and all mentions of it disappeared.

I'd love for her to read some English lady lit, Jane Eyre or something and just be utterly confused by it.
 
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