TRIPLE DATE WITH EX 1/20/18

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- starts the video congratulating herself for already having make up on
- Twinkie waddles by - just like her mom - and I could hear her nails scratching the floor while Amber says she can NEVER go to bed at 10-11 P.M. because she's so special
- shows Wasabi, says she doesn't know where the other cat is, brags about her perfumes. BORING.
- next scene the trio is going to a "mall y'all". Amber is out of breath
- She doesn't like tennis shoes (she said so in a comment from yesterday's video IIRC), but she likes a few sneakers in a store (because the one she owns is already bought, but the ones in the store are potential future purchases)
- Tells Eric he should buy a pair of Converse he liked. He says it's expensive. Amber is surprised and turns the camera to Becky, who proceeds to look away and pretend she didn't hear the conversation
- Amber can't help but to touch every fucking thing inside a bookstore.
- Eric is trying to read the back of a book but Amber is trying to make a joke, so she repeats it. Becky walks away and Eric doesn't pay attention. His lips move as he reads.
- Amber drops Authors names (insert eye rolling emoji here)
- rummages through bargain bins for more stinky heavily scented stuff
- nothing of interest (that wasn't already mentioned in this thread) about the "date" with D&D
- No wonder her eyes are irritated. She uses the same make-up remover for her eye area as she does the rest of her face. She rubs the wipes vigorously over her eyelids. So.Much.Black. comes off.
- Explains that the dripping we might hear (I did not) was from the shower. They have to let it drip so the pipes don't "bust". Did you know it's cold there?
- In case you suffer from memory loss, Amber tells you everything she did in the vlog you're watching as she rubs another wipe on the left side of her face.
- Amber is #sobrave! Even though she mentioned the other day that she tries to avoid politics in her vlogs because of demonetization, she informs us that the government is "shut off". Such a generous soul, risking loss of money to inform us of something that important, which I'm sure we would never know otherwise
- a lot of her friends got laid off because of it.:story:

My observations:

Becky is clearly, physically trying to distance herself from Amber. She also seems to be quite irritated when Amber talks about money or about buying stuff.

I know Amber has next to nothing going on in her life, but this obsession with the snow is too much. It's hard to believe she has never seen snow before.

I'm not sure if she mentioned the government shutdown as a way to prove she isn't a vapid, ignorant person who has very few interests or if it was because she had to fill time while she wiped her make-up off. Either way, she came across as a vapid, ignorant person who doesn't have enough brain cells to understand what is going on - not that she cares about any of that anyway.
 
Still no more fitbit and she didn't show her grocery haul but said she bought alot of things they don't usually buy. Maybe she bought other stuff she used to buy when out with Destiny.

Did anyone else think she was going to really do it this time? Maybe Becky would propose, they'd get married and go on a honeymoon to borabora. oh well.
 
Christ does she not realize the eyebrow pencil or whatever she’s using for the last two months is something like three shades too light? She’s commented on it but continues to use it
 
I would watch the hell out of a "AL discusses current events" vlog.

"So yeah, there's this like...drought in South Africa? Which like...I'm pretty sure in the Lion King that was where the hyenas lived. I didn't even know hyenas were in South Africa. Wait, did you guys know people in South Africa are white?"
 
Did anyone else think she was going to really do it this time? Maybe Becky would propose, they'd get married and go on a honeymoon to borabora. oh well.

I suspect not even her fans/defenders believe that. They will say otherwise, though.

There is a bizarre trend where people try very hard to be all sunshine and light on the internet. In the process of doing so they'll say and do anything to prove "haters" (for the most part people who are stating the truth) wrong.

This nice person syndrome will lead them to lie and say offensive, slanderous, racists things, going as far as to deny reality just to be right and be perceived as a nice person. The cognitive dissonance of reading a "nice person" tell someone who they deemed a hater to go kill themselves is something else.
 
All the brown-nosing going on in the comment section is hysterical.

The delusional Ambabies keep bringing up how Hamberlynn is gorgeous, how great her makeup looks, how beautiful she is.....no wonder Hamber is so full of herself.

Yeah you buffoonish twits, she "looks so much thinner" after a week of dieting and a binge fest.
 
Twenty pounds on a behemoth like AL is indiscernible. The majority of that is water weight, not fat. She looks just as big as she ever has. Her complexion doesn't look too good, though. That insulin resistance is darkening the folds of her skin everywhere it can, even around her eyes. If her ambabies really cared about her at all, they'd stop enabling her and boosting her ego.
 
Fuck those eyebrows
At what point does going out with your ex is a good thing?
Truck yourself over and get a sleep study then, you're obese you have apnea.
 
She does know if you sleep with your make up on it drags down your face right? Also it doesn't allow the pores to breath.

I see a lot of people commenting about a sleep study which isn't a bad idea. The prize pig probably has sleep apnea due to being so overweight. If so it's not going to go away, only get worse.
 
I took the time to read the comments section today. Capture.PNG Capture1.PNG Capture2.PNG
 
She does know if you sleep with your make up on it drags down your face right? Also it doesn't allow the pores to breath.

I see a lot of people commenting about a sleep study which isn't a bad idea. The prize pig probably has sleep apnea due to being so overweight. If so it's not going to go away, only get worse.
A sleep study would be a great idea. As would a complete physical. Eric told her skin looks yellow. Nothing like a fatty Liver. She's as healthy as a horse, and weighs as much as one, too. And leave your ex-girlfriend alone. Fatalbert is obsessed and passive aggressive.
 
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I found it funny when Becky said she's always wanted those shoes with a big pause. Using that same subtle hinting because it got her a sweatshirt last time.
 
She does know if you sleep with your make up on it drags down your face right?

She won’t live long enough for early aging to matter.

The thing that bugs me the most about Amber..and there is so much...it’s not her ignorance. It’s not her teenage tastes in reading material. It’s not her lying. Its not her lack of political knowledge. It’s not her treating everybody badly. It’s not her behaving like a buzzing fly that everybody needs to swat away..all of those things are true, of course. But the real irritant is that she thinks she’s pretty. Girl loves to look at herself. Loves to make “cute” faces. To her, that immense poundage of yellow fat that is her body is invisible. She thinks she’s just adorable.

She isn’t.
 
My favorite part was when they were in the book store and AL professed that she hates when authors don't have the book synopsis on the back.

Just read the first five pages of the book and if you're not immediately into it, don't get it. Easy. Of course that would require her to actually read.
 
Where does her grammar come from? The first words out of her mouth:

"I'm a little bit ahead of the ball game". HUH?

She should be saying "I'm a little bit ahead of myself "

Trying to make sense of her word vomit can be quite challenging at times.
 
She is always spouting off word salad like she is about to stroke out.

I don’t have anything to add other than her makeup in here reminds me of a cheap hooker. Her desperate “Do you like me?” was the cringiest for me. Points to Dustin for being honest at least.
 
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