FB 10/14 - Chris still misses Jessica - Update 10/15

[Sho'nuff]

Chris has a degree in CAD.

 

[m0rnutz]

What Chris doesn't realize is that even if we chased her off Facebook, she would still have been at the movie and party with him.

Unlesssss........

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Poor Chris. Even the goddamn ponies are getting laid.

I just love how chris thinks his fantasy world is real when ultimately its just him writing wishful fiction that he controls

 

[A Flying Nun]

How uncouth.

 

[TrannyBO]

Hmpf! No matter what the trollin' stupids say; our tranny cartoom sows are still a-tribbin'!

 

[Cloudman]

Outrageous accusation. I for one am not a cad, but a scoundrel.

 

[Positron]

Outrageous accusation. I for one am not a cad, but a scoundrel.

You're a knave.

 

[DeadMansHand]

I'm halfway waiting for the next update to be him traveling to her city and walking around with a giant sign with her name and photo on it.

It wouldn’t be that hard. It’s a short drive, and Orange is a tiny place. You could proabably walk around town for 2 hours and meet 90% of the people who live there.

It’s probably not a good idea for Chris to walk around the place with his dildo horn and a giant “Want Fuckmommy” sign though. It wouldn’t go over well there.

 

[Ozul]

There was only one troll that ended his relationship: Jessica.

 

[Deviljho]

We get it Chris, you miss your potential second mommy

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Didn't Jessica "live" less than an hour from Chris? Its hardly the Ohio Trip again. More like going to Richmond to buy toys.

Not sure, but I believe this is a case of once bitten, twice shy, and Chris learned his lesson the first time around

We get it Chris, you miss your potential second mommy

Who doesn't want a mommy gf?

 

[ZehnBoat]

*pedals bicycle powered Zepplin*

the official theme of the no good cads of kiwi farms

 

[everythingisawkward999]

You just wanna be fed so you don't have to get up. And trying to sound smart will not change anyone's mind!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Well, he could always fall back on spooning his mother.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris really sounds like a drag queen lol

 

[Raiken]

How did our love guru get to this point? With his love powers you would guess he would roll in pussy.

 

[Trash Eater]

This "saga" began with whining about being lonely, and it ends with whining about being lonely. True poetry.

 

[Chanchu]

There was no Jessica, numbnut.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Chris needs to get over Jessica. They were "dating" for a month and haven't met in person.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Poor Chris. Even the goddamn ponies are getting laid.

What is up with chris making fan ponies as some kind of erzats for his relationship once it starts going south.
This is the third time we know of that he has done this.

First it was Cherokee-chan (chris) and Camo-flage (megan)

Then we have a gap of a few years before he released the barbie/pony abortions Christine (chris) and pon3 (catherine)

And now we have this