@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Nickel Silver]

Bloodmouth is a term we vegans use for people who choose their species over the entire planet. It is a synonym for traitor.

The jig is up, I'm afraid.

No. You must submit to butter. Know your place.

 

[Begemot]

The jig is up, I'm afraid.

Nooooooo! My gimmick-posting was hoisted on its own petard.

*For real though, I prefer butter, even if I do use a spreadable butter blend for sandwiches. I cooked mashed potatoes to accompany devilled sausages the other day and added butter, sour cream and milk to it. Adding margarine would have felt wrong.

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

I can't identify anything in this picture, what even is that?

It looks like ice cream mixed with some sort of pastry/pie, perhaps apple crumble idk.

Also can confirm, my friend had a man knock on her door for a TV license issue and they asked to come in, she refused (they need a warrant) and he legit just called his supervisor and asked what to do, said they'd be back with one, never did.

As Mound say, since all the oldies are dying, they are panicking, it wouldn't surprise me if they try to push through some general tax for the BBC, Rupert Lowe is right, defund the BBC.

 

[LimeRikki]

I have been getting angy letters on a loop since forever and so has everyone else, they never show up and never will, the whole business model consists entirely of relying on people snitching on themselves by actually responding, they are like demons: if you don't acknowledge them then they simply have no power over you. Now it wasn't always this way, back in the days of non-colour TV we actually had a high trust ethnically homogenous fairly economic prosperous society and it wasn't that expensive so we all just went along with it because it's only fair, you do your bit and all that innit.

Not so much these days, the necessary social underlaying required to make a licensing system (which is effectively an honesty box system, the vast vast majority of people who actually pay it are olds who cling to habit/youngs who don't know any better) feasible is just gone, swept aside by pakis and wogs being suppositoried into everything, fuck contributing to that. The powers that be are of course retarded, and also hate us, so they try and fix it with the U WOT M8 U GOT UR LOICNESE M8 U BETTAH HAVE UR LOICENSE M8 approach, but it just falls flat because they're full of shit and we all know it and don't even bother to pretend otherwise.

It's why the 4chan vs Ofcom lolsuit is so very funny: they're just gonna fuck around and say literally anything and everything and they will never stop or concede anything whilst simultaneously doing nothing, actually engaging with that on any level? Equally retarded and pointless, anyway here's what I was munching on whilst typing this:
Ver archivo adjunto 9339637

I'm pretty sure that's sour cream with french onion dip powder poorly mixed in.

I assume he is using a spoon to eat it instead of a potato chip/crisp because he is british.

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

I'm pretty sure that's sour cream with french onion dip powder poorly mixed in.

I assume he is using a spoon to eat it instead of a potato chip/crisp because he is british.

we dont have that in the Yookay, ni33a

 

[LimeRikki]

we dont have that in the Yookay, ni33a

You don't have sour cream?

I don't believe you.

(Obviously you aren't talking about the dip mix, it has French in the name after all. And Burgerlanders never needlessly call things French. EVER.)

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

It looks like ice cream mixed with some sort of pastry/pie, perhaps apple crumble idk.

I'm pretty sure that's sour cream with french onion dip powder poorly mixed in.

Oh, you fools. It’s always Greek yoghurt with oats and honey for dessert. I don’t think I’ve seen mound nigga eat any other sweets thus far

 

[Mound Dweller]

Mound, will you eat some bacon for us please?

You can't tell me what to do, I simply felt like doing it anyway

I don’t think I’ve seen The Right Honourable Mound-Sama eat any other sweets thus far

If you know, you know

 

[LimeRikki]

You can't tell me what to do, I simply felt like doing it anyway
Ver archivo adjunto 9345764

If you know, you know
Ver archivo adjunto 9345771

Okay, those breakfast sandwhiches look pretty good.

Why do UKer's call it "rashers" sometimes?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Okay, those breakfast sandwhiches look pretty good.

You have been assimilated, I am so sorry

Why do UKer's call it "rashers" sometimes?

Rasher is a strip of something, you're eating strips of bacon, they're rashers innit.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

If you know, you hoe

Bread pudding with cream?

 

[Burekbossman]

Bread pudding with cream?

Spotted dick