OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

I remember that era of YouTube/the Internet where a small but vocal group of Puritans did not consider playing games as a viable option for content, coming up with those weird copyright justifications as displayed by the guy in that image. Essentially a kind of attitude that considered monetization as inherently evil and only passable if the content you monetize was 100% made by yourself.
In a way, the increasing monetization and professionalization of YouTube content robbed it of some of its creativity and passion, but in retrospect it's insane to see just how opposed some people were to earning money with internet uploads.
This is the attitude that caused Derek Savage to harass I Hate Everything because he did a review of Cool Cat Saves The Kids

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Yeah, if you want to talk about legitimate parental trauma, Cory has boatloads of that. He's talked very openly about it in a "Haha, isn't it funny this fucked up thing happened to me when I was growing up?" so he has much, much more reason to cry PTSD, yet he moves on with his life and has fun. I just can't stress enough how obvious it is that DingDong and Julian have lost all sense of humor.
One key distinction is that despite having a zany Freddie Mercury dad, Cory's mom sounded like she was a pretty decent parent to him and acted as his anchor, despite her also being fairly eccentric. Ding Dong and Julian seem to have had neither parent as a mostly positive presence long into adulthood.
 
I was open to their first fallout with GameGrumps because it was novel and I wasn't familiar with any of the players. Here it's the same story again, they cannot get along with anyone. It's so repetitious and yet I'm fascinated to listen to this slow motion car crash.
Even at the time, they got some serious flack for shitting on the game like a day before it released. It was the same language "I personally think this game is an exploitative cash grab that supports homophobia, but you're free to enjoy it."

That was 10 years ago and they're still doing the same thing. The fact that it always comes out of nowhere and at random times just cements them as ticking timebombs that should be avoided.
 
One key distinction is that despite having a zany Freddie Mercury dad, Cory's mom sounded like she was a pretty decent parent to him and acted as his anchor, despite her also being fairly eccentric. Ding Dong and Julian seem to have had neither parent as a mostly positive presence long into adulthood.
certainly seems like 2 insulated sickmen spiraling down the perverbial well of mental anguish together, cheered on by a stable audience of sickmen on discord / stream. This sorta behavior is exhausting to anyone with a grip on reality who may have associated or had the impulse to try and help.
 
Even at the time, they got some serious flack for shitting on the game like a day before it released. It was the same language "I personally think this game is an exploitative cash grab that supports homophobia, but you're free to enjoy it."

That was 10 years ago and they're still doing the same thing. The fact that it always comes out of nowhere and at random times just cements them as ticking timebombs that should be avoided.
"I guess if you're a braindead heartless alt-right fucking monster you're free to enjoy their vids yea, don't let ME stop you."

They're such moral grandstanders
 
So Dingdong has come back to "trauma" dump for the bajillionth time? I remember being bummed when they left OneyPlays because those videos were so much fun. But after watching a few of DD's streams back when he was supposed to be working on Tough Bippy but was instead always bitching about how everyone and everything was against him, I started to pick up on how fucked in the head he is. I don't know what you'd call his particular type of mental illness. Victim complex? Paranoid type? It was their roommates or the delivery guy or Chris or the fucking Game Grumps. It was always somebody or some group of people who was out to get him and Julian. There was always a crisis and it was never his fault. And Julian just plays along and encourages the misery like some fat, gay, Mexican demon on his shoulder going "That's right. They're all plotting against you." You need people like that in your life like you need a tuba up your ass.
 
He's logged back in to correct the record. You all are only terrifying his viewers because DingDong dares to speak truth to power, and doxxxxing them for no reason.

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"Recover from a panic attack"

You mean spastic hyperventaling over nothing for attention? Because thats what "panic attacks" are for you losers. For being the "open and accepting crowd", you faggots do a fantasic job of trivalizing actual problems and maladies to make yourselves seem special. Thats legitimately more heinous then us taking pictures of shit you idiots say and laughing at it. Kinda tired of moral grandstanding from the least moral niggers in existance.
 
He's logged back in to correct the record. You all are only terrifying his viewers because DingDong dares to speak truth to power, and doxxxxing them for no reason.

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Muh doxxing, muh online harassment - Ok but are there people coming up to your house? Are they stopping you in the street to beat you to death in the name of Oneyplays? What ACTUAL harm has been done? "They keep screenshotting the stupid things we say online, when we badmouth former friends in the hopes of getting libtard points". Oh god no, someone on the internet called BingbongWahooTuba a faggot...this has caused irreversible damage... These guys are old internet-heads, but they act like this is their first experience on the internet. Just go ahead, reveal your weaknesses and make it as obvious as possible how sensitive you are.
 
He's logged back in to correct the record. You all are only terrifying his viewers because DingDong dares to speak truth to power, and doxxxxing them for no reason.

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DUDE I just LOVE going SUPERDARK FULL-EVILMODE and HARMING them with my words.

I JUST FUCKING LOVE HARMING THEM.

I feel this insane RUSH causing all this HARM with my words.

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!

YESSSS

That's harming them so good. I'm feeding off their negative emotions. Mmmmmm
 
"Recover from a panic attack"

You mean spastic hyperventaling over nothing for attention? Because thats what "panic attacks" are for you losers. For being the "open and accepting crowd", you faggots do a fantasic job of trivalizing actual problems and maladies to make yourselves seem special. Thats legitimately more heinous then us taking pictures of shit you idiots say and laughing at it. Kinda tired of moral grandstanding from the least moral niggers in existance.
You're laughing, they had to massage the poor feller's heart every hour and you're laughing.
 
I remember way back when DingDong and Julian first got out of Cali they were telling a story that when they went to a restaurant people were giving them dirty looks, saying it was because it was an "anti-gay" community... And totally not because Julian looks like a weirdo with his pompadour, cartoon mustache, and nails that look like he cut with pinking shears.
 
He's logged back in to correct the record. You all are only terrifying his viewers because DingDong dares to speak truth to power, and doxxxxing them for no reason.

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"Panic attack"
Yeah that killed any chance of me feeling bad for any of these faggots.
Not that there was much of a chance of that. I liked DD and J in passing. People saying they were the golden age of OneyPlays is a little egregious.
 
The lack of any self reflection is mind boggling. Ya ever think that if people reposting your posts on a website that you never have to interact with causes you to have a panic attack that maybe, just maybe, you have some deeper mental issues that need addressing? No, it's actually all the evil chuds' fault for laughing at things you posted publicly.
 
I remember way back when DingDong and Julian first got out of Cali they were telling a story that when they went to a restaurant people were giving them dirty looks, saying it was because it was an "anti-gay" community... And totally not because Julian looks like a weirdo with his pompadour, cartoon mustache, and nails that look like he cut with pinking shears.
I have never seen a picture of DingDang or Julian. I've always assumed it was an Abbot and Costello thing, Dingding is a small scrawny twink and Julian is a fat ugly bastard from some hentai rape video.
 
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