Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[beautiful person]

So saw some early reactions to Odyssey and it seems Ellen and Black Troy are little more than cameos. I wonder if their parts were cut down.

I'm gathering that at least Lupita Nyongo was a stunt casting. Ellen, maybe not so much, because she's friends with Nolan. But there's definitely a cynical, using cheap tricks to get eyes on your project thing going on.

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Of course he does, he so wishes to have a vagina too.

She literally looks like a child.

A 4chan anon posted the clip where Ellen is covered in mud (the one that was seen in one of the trailers).
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Lmao, her voice. She's deepening her voice to sound less pooner and more natural male, but it's reminding me of Disney Mulan putting on a man voice. As in, a woman who is obviously attempting and failing to sound male. And like, some women do have naturally deep and husky voices that require little effort to make sound almost naturally masculine... but Ellen is not one of those women. Just like with her physique that is dainty even for a female, Ellen's voice is another quality that adds to her being one of the worst candidates for a convincing female-to-male transition.

I enjoy AI memes of latest film this lil dood is in
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Putting her head on a male midget's body actually improves her physique. Here, she has a thick neck and strong-looking arms and legs.

 

[Chandelier]

Among the many reviews of the Odyssey, HistoryLegends has one of the most balanced ones. Talks about Page and how Lupita doesn't fit the role of Helen at all. The rapper who starts the film is Travis Scott and it's 100% real.

 

[Strangolapreti]

It's almost impossible to watch a video about Beyond: Two Souls because we all have to pretend that the obvious girl in the game is a "he".
Anyway, fuck Ellen and fuck troon/pooner respecters for ruining my entertainment.

Do you ever think about the irony of the fact that ellen working at this game for an alleged molester may be the single biggest reason she pooned out and it wasn't even a good game to begin with?
Genuinely, its by far the worst shit david cage has ever crapped, and not even Willem Dafoe could save it.

She's deepening her voice to sound less pooner and more natural male

Trans woMen will try to pull a falsetto when in public to appear more feminine, it only makes sense for pooners to try the opposite and achieve equally bad results.

Putting her head on a male midget's body actually improves her physique. Here, she has a thick neck and strong-looking arms and legs.

"You will never be a real man(let)"

 

[Silence of the Troons]

A bit random, but I was watching random videos discussing Quantic Dream/David Cage games because I am fascinated by games which are objectively terrible but have a dedicated fan base. Anyway, the video was about Heavy Rain, but then this edited screenshot popped up (Ellen acted in a different David Cage game called Beyond: Two Souls, which is also pretty bad) and I had to dislike and flag the video as "not interested" so it won't show up again.
It's just retarded to correct the headline this way because David Cage did NOT create a nude model of Elliot Page, but of ELLEN Page. And if all of that was true and he really was acting creepy towards her, maybe people should put two and two together and realize that it might have been another reason for her to troon out? But no, tRanS joY!

It's almost impossible to watch a video about Beyond: Two Souls because we all have to pretend that the obvious girl in the game is a "he".
Anyway, fuck Ellen and fuck troon/pooner respecters for ruining my entertainment.

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David Cage has received criticism for saying he "doesn't make games for fags". Is this video creator saying David Cage was secretly a self-hating "fag" all along because the person he created a nude model of wasn't a woman, but a man?

The peak of Ellen's career was when she was known as Ellen Page and played female roles. "Juno" is about a teenage girl who becomes pregnant, which no male could do. When Ellen married Emma Portner, she had a same-sex marriage, and she married a woman who is a lesbian. If Ellen had been a man, Emma wouldn't have been interested in her in the first place.

It's already ridiculous enough as it is when trannies and their orbiters pretend trannies are the "gender" they claim to be post-troon. Going one step further and attempting to erase the past is an even bigger insult to people with a brain.

 

[FinnSven]

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Is this the Elliot Page origin story? Not as in a "haha, poetic, art is life is art, coincidence" way. But as in a "we awakened something within the girl when we sent her for that waredrobe change" way.


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Fatrick/Randy fatness and look a like gags aside, perhaps you are onto something there.

Robb Wells in particular has been unable to properly shake Ricky as an indelible stain on how people view him as an actor and how he is in real life.
While arguably it is his own fault for going along for so long with the method acting element and never dropping character at signings, during entire filming seasons, and at publicity events, it is possible that the Ricky get up carries a curse like the sonichu medallion.

Paige having donned it, was cursed to wander the earth as a creature so lacking in self awareness it ruins her understanding of her potential and forces her to continue in the most personally destructive path imaginable.

So instead of hash driveways, pissing in jugs, stealing meat, trying to pay for everything with hash coins, liquor bottles and stolen copper piping, she aspires to be the manliest man in the manosphere.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I went to see The Odyssey over the weekend, so I can confirm Ellen only has two real scenes in the entire film: the opening scene where she immediately gets gored by a spear and fucking dies and another much later where she's in blackface plot dumping to Matt Damon.

She has no combat scenes, but in the flashbacks to when she got drafted into the war against Troy the kid actor they use is half the height of the one who's meant to be young Robert Pattinson, which I found funny because the characters are presumably meant to be the same age.

The rapper who starts the film is Travis Scott and it's 100% real.

I had no idea that was him but explains why he was delivering his lines in 'sheeeeit' ebonics. All the accents in the movie are fucked tbh, Matt Damon's the only one whose character I (mostly) bought into, but he's still just being Matt Damon.

 

[FinnSven]

I went to see The Odyssey over the weekend, so I can confirm Ellen only has two real scenes in the entire film: the opening scene where she immediately gets gored by a spear and fucking dies and another much later where she's in blackface plot dumping to Matt Damon.

She has no combat scenes, but in the flashbacks to when she got drafted into the war against Troy the kid actor they use is half the height of the one who's meant to be young Robert Pattinson, which I found funny because the characters are presumably meant to be the same age.

I had no idea that was him but explains why he was delivering his lines in 'sheeeeit' ebonics. All the accents in the movie are fucked tbh, Matt Damon's the only one whose character I (mostly) bought into, but he's still just being Matt Damon.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Among the many reviews of the Odyssey, HistoryLegends has one of the most balanced ones. Talks about Page and how Lupita doesn't fit the role of Helen at all. The rapper who starts the film is Travis Scott and it's 100% real.
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History Buffs also gave a short and very fair and balanced opinion after seeing it.

End Verdict if you care about Greek Mythology or History, you'll probably not like the movie if not you'll probably will like it.

 

[MeatSuki]

Just stumbled across this today.

 

[MeatSuki]

More lovely stuff from Twitter

 

[NoReturn]

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To paraphase someone on twitter: "'The difference between Hunter Schafer and Elliot Page' is that one of them is trying to attract sexual partners and the other is trying to desexualize themselves as much as is humanly possible."

 

[Silence of the Troons]

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Trooning out, be it at the age of 14 or 33, doesn't work any better for men than it does for women. Here's a candid shot of Hunter not-Biden.

Ellen clearly stopped taking horse piss hormones as soon as she developed her frog voice and "only" chopped off her tits and got fake abs installed, which is why she still looks so visibly female. Hunter has been on horsepiss hormones since the age of 14 and presumably had more surgeries done to him than Ellen, but he still just looks like a guy with long hair. If I were him, I'd feel scammed.

 

[S@credC]

Trooning out, be it at the age of 14 or 33, doesn't work any better for men than it does for women. Here's a candid shot of Hunter not-Biden.
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Ellen clearly stopped taking horse piss hormones as soon as she developped her frog voice and "only" chopped off her tits and got fake abs installed, which is why she still looks so visibly female. Hunter has been on horsepiss hormones since the age of 14 and presumably had more surgeries done to him than Ellen, but he still just looks like a guy with long hair. If I were him, I'd feel scammed.

At least the pharmaceutical stocks will be high.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

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More lovely stuff from Twitter

They can't even bring themselves to use the word "tomboy" because, like ultra cringe tradfluencers, they refuse to acknowledge that a woman who wears trousers and baseball caps is a real woman.

 

[Not A Bunny]

They can't even bring themselves to use the word "tomboy" because, like ultra cringe tradfluencers, they refuse to acknowledge that a woman who wears trousers and baseball caps is a real woman.

Women are the most insufferable when it comes to who fits in what club. Whatever is en vogue for someone to fit into, women will always be gatekeepers of it.

Tomboys stopped being a thing when women decided they could make purse puppies out of trannies.

 

[FinnSven]

Trooning out, be it at the age of 14 or 33, doesn't work any better for men than it does for women. Here's a candid shot of Hunter not-Biden.
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Ellen clearly stopped taking horse piss hormones as soon as she developed her frog voice and "only" chopped off her tits and got fake abs installed, which is why she still looks so visibly female. Hunter has been on horsepiss hormones since the age of 14 and presumably had more surgeries done to him than Ellen, but he still just looks like a guy with long hair. If I were him, I'd feel scammed.

Ellen would still be fucking tiny even if she pooned at 14.

Possibly extra testosterone would give her an inch or two, but it’s been established that as long as a person gets adequate nutrition growing up, they should reach their maximum potential height.

However wealthy Ellen was or wasn’t growing up, she clearly had enough to eat.

 

[LimeRikki]

Possibly extra testosterone would give her an inch or two, but it’s been established that as long as a person gets adequate nutrition growing up, they should reach their maximum potential height.

Based on passages from Pageboy posted and summarized by @Nicholas II of Russia, Page has been dealing with disordered eating for a long time, and veganism has been a part of that pattern. Page is tiny because Page is lacking sausage protein and has been for a while.

#NotADoctor

 

[Shartavius]

Ellen would still be fucking tiny even if she pooned at 14.

The woman I knew who let her kids troon out and re-enroll into the same high school as though they had restarted a video game from the player select screen mentioned how angry the fourteen year old pooner had been that it was "too late" to be prescribed growth hormones that would make her taller than 4'10".

I was in disbelief as to how delusional these two could be to convince each other that they could re-roll life in such a manner; and apparently so were their classmates (they were promptly yanked and homeschooled).

Many communities on the Internet will insist this is not mental illness - even though the sentiment should carry as much weight as receiving a diagnosis from said community.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Trooning out, be it at the age of 14 or 33, doesn't work any better for men than it does for women. Here's a candid shot of Hunter not-Biden.
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Ellen clearly stopped taking horse piss hormones as soon as she developed her frog voice and "only" chopped off her tits and got fake abs installed, which is why she still looks so visibly female. Hunter has been on horsepiss hormones since the age of 14 and presumably had more surgeries done to him than Ellen, but he still just looks like a guy with long hair. If I were him, I'd feel scammed.

Was searching horror movies a couple weeks ago and saw one with a gay twink on it called Cuckoo.

Clicked on it and I was so confused why they were calling the main character “she”, until I checked the cast and realized it was this creature.

He can’t pass even in a thumbnail for a movie he’s starring in.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Was searching horror movies a couple weeks ago and saw one with a gay twink on it called Cuckoo.

That's actually perfect because Hunter looks about as much like a woman, as a cuckoo chick looks like the offspring of whatever bird species it is trying to con.