DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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I think we should also point out that some of Cobes' trolls DoorDashed him a concerning amount of Everclear in the hopes that he'd kill himself with alcohol poisoning.
I think the DSP subforum sometimes gets a bit too close to the Pigroach at times, but at least nobody ever tried to fucking kill Phil.
They also got him hooked on huffing air duster and kept door dashing him more once he started in an attempt to get him to KO
 
Let's be real, Cambian's channel is actually bigger (more active unique subscribers) than Phail's dead sub (enormously more duplicate troll subs) channel. I'd bet good money Phail is less than 100k active, real subs now.
DSPGaming is still bigger. His streams usually get around 3-5k views, Steve's get 1-2k. Phil obviously shouldn't be looking down on anyone, but I'm just saying what Phil thinks.
 
This fucking frog mouth is not a children's entertainer, by the way.
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Now that we're firmly in the second half of the year, do you Kiwifarts think the card opening grift will last on Phil's streams until Christmas? And how do you predict it will end?
I don’t think anyone here predicted he would become a Pokemon card grifter. Anything is possible, but Phil will need to monkey branch to a new crippling addiction before he changes course.
 
Now that we're firmly in the second half of the year, do you Kiwifarts think the card opening grift will last on Phil's streams until Christmas? And how do you predict it will end?
I can't see the Pokemon cards lasting much longer because I see they tank in price quickly. What he has now will probably die once the 30th Anniversary sets come out in September.

Phil will be addicted to something stupidly expensive, who knows what it will be at this point.
 
Phil will be addicted to something stupidly expensive, who knows what it will be at this point.
More than anything I need LTG to start doggin on Phil for not doing nose candy ❄️

He already dresses like miami vice on chemo, it would be a natural next step in his mature adult cosplay. He could even use the gunnar glasses to hide his pin sized pupils.
 
So someone had to inform him you need to clean out your AC filter every once in awhile... how much do you want to bet he has one of those units you need to physically replace and he just cleaned it and put it back like a dryer lint trap, speaking of dryer lint might want to check that too Dave!
 
Has he aged a year in the last week? He looks haggard.

There’s something so unsettling about how he looks. He has the wrinkly skin and poor, mottled complexion of an unhealthy sixty year old alcoholic, but his actual facial features still look weirdly baby-faced.

That turkey neck is really coming in nicely as well toobz.
 
Has he aged a year in the last week? He looks haggard.

There’s something so unsettling about how he looks. He has the wrinkly skin and poor, mottled complexion of an unhealthy sixty year old alcoholic, but his actual facial features still look weirdly baby-faced.

That turkey neck is really coming in nicely as well toobz.
He looks like a recently embalmed mummy or some shit
 
More than anything I need LTG to start doggin on Phil for not doing nose candy ❄️

He already dresses like miami vice on chemo, it would be a natural next step in his mature adult cosplay. He could even use the gunnar glasses to hide his pin sized pupils.
"For the last time, you dunces, I'm not snorting cocaine! *beeg sniff* I have a post-nasal drip, it's a medical prawblum!"

Phil angrily berates the Kick chat as he carefully rolls up a Greninja card into a small tube.

"There is no white powder on my lip, I have grey hairs in my moustache because I'm forty-three, only idiots would say it's cocaine. Like, seriously *snort* you'd have to be a total fucking dead brain no life mouth drooler to think that I would do drugs."

He continues, wiping a small trickle of blood from under his nostril.

"Only sad life-losers do drugs, and I'm a secessful businessman with a mo.. wife and a great, pawsitive community!"
 
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